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So my daddy and I were talking about what are some alternative swear words for littles?
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Son of a Batch of Cookies - this is one of my favs.

Butterscotch - you will notice a food theme here, lol

Cracker jacks

Fiddlesticks

Flipping Flapjacks

 

I know more but the words all deopend on the person I think.

Guest QueenEnby
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Fudgesicle

Son of a Cake Lover

Mother Moth

Son of a Biscuit

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Lol. I just use real swear words. Alternative ones don't get my anger or feelings out enough. I was brought up not to swear as a child and as I got older I grew to love swear words. My favourite swear words are always the most offensive ones. Oops.
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My aunt uses "cheese and rice!" And I've seen "oh mice!" in books before. Cockney rhyming slang tends to make for "clean" swear words.

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Guest pearlpizza22
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i say a lot of "heck" and instead of using bad words for insults i say whatever things come to my mind first. (usually very dumb things but good for insults if youre angry)

"dumb head"

"nerd head"

"inconveniently placed door"

"whisker biscuit"

"fish sniffer"

"muppet"

"stupid head"

"gargoyle nose"

"wart mouth"

 

i have a good imagination i guess

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I don't know if this is "little" so much as "old timey" but I have always really liked "cheese and rice" as a substitute for "Jesus Christ". I'm not religious or anything I just love the absurdity of yelling out "Cheese and rice!" in anger or frustration.

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Guest Pizzaisking
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Mother clucker, shut the cluck up, ect

 

What the hay!

 

Son of a gun

 

Gosh darn it

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Shit - sugar

Fuck - fudge

Crap - baps

Can't think of more off the top of my head!

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Fudge monkey

Stupid head

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Doodle

Crackers

Phooey

Dang Nabbit

 

Yelling silly words is the best as an excuse for not cursing

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Meany head

That's probably the only one I use, usually I swear at daddy and get in trouble. I guess it depends on what you constitute as a swear cause I can't call people jerks or stupid or idiot or retarded.

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