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Guest Acenya
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Why did Star Wars 4, 5 and 6 come before 1, 2 and 3?

 

Because in charge of the schedule Yoda was.

 

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My roommate used to clean my room, and I used to clean his.

 

We were maid for each other.

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:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol: I think I laughed at all of these. Let's try!

 

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine! :lol:

 

What's the difference between the sun and bread? The sun rises in the east and bread rises in the yeast! :lol:

  • 3 months later...
Posted (edited)

why did the chicken cross the playground?

 

to get to the other slide

 

what do you call a cow that eats your grass?

 

a lawn moo-er

Edited by Avy
Posted (edited)

Oh! and heres another one of my favourites:

 

knock knock!

 

who's there?

 

Boo

 

Boo who?

 

awh don't cry! it's just a joke!

Edited by Avy

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