Guest MontBlanc Posted April 15, 2016 Report Posted April 15, 2016 What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with a breast implant? ------ One's a crusty bus stop but the other is a busty crustacean ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- **apologies to those who have heard this one in chat already. 1
Guest weeniehutjr Posted April 15, 2016 Report Posted April 15, 2016 Where did Nepolian keep his armies? In his sleevies 1
Nathlana Kittensoul Posted April 15, 2016 Report Posted April 15, 2016 Omg I love this. Moar. Please moar!
Guest weeniehutjr Posted April 15, 2016 Report Posted April 15, 2016 How do you get a dog to stop barking in the front seat? Put him in the back seat. 1
Guest MontBlanc Posted April 15, 2016 Report Posted April 15, 2016 What's ET short for? Because he's only got little legs. 1
Guest weeniehutjr Posted April 15, 2016 Report Posted April 15, 2016 What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? "Get in the batmobile." 1
Guest weeniehutjr Posted April 15, 2016 Report Posted April 15, 2016 What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers" 1
Nathlana Kittensoul Posted April 15, 2016 Report Posted April 15, 2016 "I judge people based on their reading level." "That makes me a literacist" xD 3
Guest MontBlanc Posted April 15, 2016 Report Posted April 15, 2016 (edited) I have a good joke about pizzas. But it is a little cheesy. Edited April 15, 2016 by MontBlanc 2
Guest weeniehutjr Posted April 15, 2016 Report Posted April 15, 2016 A good one in person is to say "Alright I have this awesome knock-knock joke but in order for it to work you have to start it off" and once they say "knock-knock!" You say "Who's there?" And just stand in the most awkward silence. 4
Guest LavanderRabbit Posted April 16, 2016 Report Posted April 16, 2016 (edited) Daddy did not appreciate me reading these jokes to him. I feel like I'm more like Sans now because I laughed. How can you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad? A frog says "Ribbit, Ribbit" A horny toad says "Rub it, Rub it" Edited April 16, 2016 by LavanderRabbit 2
Guest MontBlanc Posted April 26, 2016 Report Posted April 26, 2016 http://cdn.slowrobot.com/4142016182384.jpg 3
DaddyJ Posted May 5, 2016 Report Posted May 5, 2016 What time do you go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y 2
Guest RedDragon Posted May 6, 2016 Report Posted May 6, 2016 How did the hot dog feel after he won the race? Like a weener!! 2
Dorky Posted May 6, 2016 Report Posted May 6, 2016 I hope I don't trip over a piecost today "What's a piecost?" About £1.20 darling. 1
Guest StainedBlack Posted May 16, 2016 Report Posted May 16, 2016 What's brown and sticky? A stick What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
dnswd Posted May 20, 2016 Report Posted May 20, 2016 When I see the word polish I read it as polish but its polish and not polish 2
BeardyDaddy Posted May 20, 2016 Report Posted May 20, 2016 (edited) did you ever hear about Ghandi? He was considered a pretty super guy, even though his feet were calloused from walking barefoot and he was fragile from fasting. He was a yogi, the indian word for a mystic, and as such he had to consume sacred herbs that gave him very bad breath. So he was a .............................................. Super Calloused Fragile Mystic Hexxed by Halitosis......to have him as your daddydom would really be atrocious! Edited May 20, 2016 by BeardyDaddy 1
Guest Lullaby Moon Posted May 30, 2016 Report Posted May 30, 2016 (edited) KILL THESE POSTS AND ALL THESE DAD JOKES I AM DONE WITH LIFE AND DONE WITH THE GREAT GODS OF HUMOUR K I L L M E Edited May 30, 2016 by sweetlilweiwei
Guest Purple_Panda Posted May 30, 2016 Report Posted May 30, 2016 Such a bunch of dorks, I love it <3
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