Guest WelshmanWithChainsaw♠ Posted April 7, 2016 Report Posted April 7, 2016 I'm sure some of you have seen me in the chat prattling on with my Warrior Tips. So I figured I'd put em here incase anyone forgets them! They are helpful, unhelpful, funny and random. Enjoy! Warrior Tip #1: Always clean the toilet Warrior Tip #2: Never let a little near your laptop with the history open. Warrior Tip #3: If you find a hill that is too steep to climb.....force someone to drag you up it! Warrior Tip #4: If there is Lego on the ground, pray you get through it unharmed. Warrior Tip #5: If asked if you're mad, just say 'I ate an orange so I'm K' Warrior Tip #6:.......come back later for more
Guest WelshmanWithChainsaw♠ Posted April 7, 2016 Report Posted April 7, 2016 And here's a few more! Warrior Tip #6: Always turn left when you don't know where to go. Warrior Tip #7: always go right when left is a bad idea. Warrior Tip #8: Never go half and half with a cheetah....they never pay up. Warrior Tip #9: If life gives you lemons, you take all the juice, put them in a watergun and shoot at life with it! Warrior Tip #10: When someone says you're ugly, knock them out and leave a note saying 'at least I can take a punch!'
Guest WelshmanWithChainsaw♠ Posted April 8, 2016 Report Posted April 8, 2016 Warrior Tip #11: when push comes to shove, shove it back and stick some dynamite up its ass! Warrior Tip #12: Never ask a tall person how's the weather up there. They are tall enough to grab you. Warrior Tip #13: Always ask for directions. Pride is useless if you need to be somewhere. Warrior Tip #14: When in doubt, call for help. Warrior Tip #15: Never let a monkey drive your car.....unless you've got monkey insurance.
Guest WelshmanWithChainsaw♠ Posted April 18, 2016 Report Posted April 18, 2016 Warrior Tip #16: Always pay your bills. Warrior Tip #17: Never read the Terms and Conditions, that's for smart people! Warrior Tip #18: Always read the Terms and Conditions, dumb people don't! Warrior Tip #19: Don't look at the sun. It will blind you. Warrior Tip #20: Always look both ways before crossing the street. Unless you're drunk then just walk out with no worries.
Guest WelshmanWithChainsaw♠ Posted February 11, 2017 Report Posted February 11, 2017 I'm back! With Tips! Warrior Tip #21: If at first you don't succeed.....just give up and sponge of off someone else. Warrior Tip #22: Never tell a PC Gamer that you play on console....if you do, wear earbuds or listen to music. You'll thank me later. Warrior Tip #23: When a little asks why your in the backyard digging a hole and covered in red stuff....tell her the discriminating couple from next door wont bother her anymore.... Warrior Tip #24: If your boss fires you, punch 'em. They can't do shit anymore! xD Warrior Tip: 25: If a bear comes up to you, do NOT bear hug it!
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