Funny Question

[MommyDom41]

Hi Sunshines! With so much going on in the world I thought I would ask some funny questions. Don't feel like you have to answer just giggle along with the rest of us 😀 

1. What's the funniest thing you've ever been caught muttering to yourself?

My answer: I'm not weird, I'm a squirrel trapped inside a woman living my best nutty life. 

2. If you were a flavor, which one would you be?

My answer: Peppermint because I love the taste and smell of mint 

3. If animals had jobs, what would your pet’s job be?

My answer: Probably criminals because they are always getting into trouble lol

4.Would you rather eat only desserts or only appetizers forever?

My answer: Hmm that's a tough one probably appetizers I love fried things lol

5. If you had a warning label, what would it say?

My answer: Will randomly blurt out things at the worst times.

6. What’s a chore you’d eliminate forever if you could?

My answer: Hands down laundry, I would rather do dishes everyday then laundry lol

7. If you were a spice, which one would you be?

My answer: Pumpkin spice because I love pumpkin pie yummy 

8. If you could have a song play every time you enter a room, what would it be?

My answer: Everybody dance now!

9. Would you rather speak every language in the world or be able to speak to animals?

My answer: Animals, I would love to know why my dog always tilts her head when I dance around the house lol

10. If you were a fruit, what fruit would you be?

My answer: Most definitely a Pineapple, because I would always get to wear a crown

I hope you liked my questions and answers, remember it's okay to be silly and have fun even during the most difficult of times.

Until we meet again remember you matter, you are loved and you are worthy of being loved ❤️

[shadowrider]

1. What's the funniest thing you've ever been caught muttering to yourself ?

I learned as a kid never mutter anything out loud because someone is always listening and you usually get yourself in trouble.

2. If you were a flavor, which one would you be ?

Piñon, underrated and not everyone gets it.

3. If animals had jobs, what would your pet’s job be ?

Mine are pigs so they would be in waste management or farmers, possibly competitive eaters.

4.Would you rather eat only desserts or only appetizers forever ?

Appetizers for sure.

5. If you had a warning label, what would it say ?

Knows how to swim so not afraid to burn bridges.

6. What’s a chore you’d eliminate forever if you could ?

Vacuuming.

7. If you were a spice, which one would you be ?

Tajin, I go with everything and people either love me or hate me.

8. If you could have a song play every time you enter a room, what would it be ?

Country Folks - Bubba Sparxxx

9. Would you rather speak every language in the world or be able to speak to animals ?

Every language. The possibilities that would open are insane.

10. If you were a fruit, what fruit would you be ?

Passion fruit. Pretty plain to look at but once you get to the inside you find a sweet/tart treat that you want more of.

[WizardofOSS]

1. What's the funniest thing you've ever been caught muttering to yourself?

My answer: Meep, Meep!! (I used to be a speedwalker)

2. If you were a flavor, which one would you be?

My answer: Strawberry!! Love it!!

3. If animals had jobs, what would your pet’s job be?

My answer: Holding the couch down from flying into space! Our cat's pretty good at that!!

4.Would you rather eat only desserts or only appetizers forever?

My answer: Appetizers!! I love Chedder Bites and Mozarella sticks in Marinara from Sonic! I've always loved Bread and Salads at Olive Garden, and those little wienie things on toothpicks wrapped in Bacon!! Mmmm.....

5. If you had a warning label, what would it say?

My answer: Humor him - he thinks he's funny, but the best is yet to come!  

6. What’s a chore you’d eliminate forever if you could?

My answer: Eating!! I wanna run on Solar Power!!  

7. If you were a spice, which one would you be?

My answer: Any 5 of those girls!  I thought their music was great!!  

8. If you could have a song play every time you enter a room, what would it be?

My answer: "Lookin' out for a Hero" - Whitney Huston  

9. Would you rather speak every language in the world or be able to speak to animals?

My answer: Every Language in the World. Some people are animals already, so we're covered on that I think.

10. If you were a fruit, what fruit would you be?

My answer: Strawberry!! Love it!!

[MommyDom41]

@shadowrider your answers had me giggling so hard thank you

[MommyDom41]

@WizardofOSS I fell over when you answered the spice question lol

[WizardofOSS]

of course! They were great!!

[.คℓ𝐞ﾒเᏰααα .ᐟ]

1. Incoherent littlespace babbling while arguing with myself.

2. Skittles

3. Ankle biters for hire.

4. Appetizers, because I lack a sweet tooth.

5. Caution: Avoid bright light, don't get wet, and don't feed after midnight.

6. All of them

7. Baby Spice

8. The Only Thing They Fear Is You

9. Yes

10. Strawberry Fields Forever

[MommyDom41]

@.คℓ𝐞ﾒเᏰααα .ᐟ I love your answers!

[Aikko]

1. What's the funniest thing you've ever been caught muttering to yourself?

Probably has to be when I got asked if I just called the   director of my former agency, and I quote, a wembley fraggle rock, muppet ass looking chauvinist  😅 not my proudest moment but hey lol

2. If you were a flavor, which one would you be?

Umami! Amazing flavor but often overlooked

3. If animals had jobs, what would your pet’s job be?

The dog? Definitely a new-age hippy therapist 
The cat? An evil mastermind….hundred percent

4.Would you rather eat only desserts or only appetizers forever?

Appetizers for sure. The options and flavor profiles are endless!

5. If you had a warning label, what would it say?

May cry for no reason 🤣

6. What’s a chore you’d eliminate forever if you could?

Laundry….definitely laundry  

7. If you were a spice, which one would you be?

Garlic. I don’t think more needs to be said, it’s amazing.

8. If you could have a song play every time you enter a room, what would it be?

Rock Lobster- B52s 

9. Would you rather speak every language in the world or be able to speak to animals?

Im a lover of language, so that for sure!

10. If you were a fruit, what fruit would you be?

Ooh. Persimmon. That’s a fruit right? It’s tricksy…it looks like a sour or savory veggie, but is actually sweet and tasty inside. 

[MommyDom41]

@Aikko your answers are awesome!

[Baby Manda]

1. What's the funniest thing you've ever been caught muttering to yourself?

 

My answer:🎵 I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts... why does this song always get stuck in my head? Where is this song from? Lion King! Oh crap I'm supposed to be doing something!!! I really hope no one noticed that!!🫣

 

2. If you were a flavor, which one would you be?

 

My answer: cotton candy because it's my favorite kind of ice cream! 

 

3. If animals had jobs, what would your pet’s job be?

 

My answer: no pets, but I once had a fish... he would be a lifeguard! 

 

4.Would you rather eat only desserts or only appetizers forever?

 

My answer:  Desserts 100% of the time! I crave sweets!! Not chocolate so much, but sugar, ice cream, fruit,  carrots, sweet potatoes, beets, pumpkin, yogurt, hot cereal!

 

5. If you had a warning label, what would it say?

 

My answer: Caution: she always looks calm... but you never know what's simmering under the surface!

 

6. What’s a chore you’d eliminate forever if you could?

 

My answer: can I pick all chores? 😆 I guess floors are the worst...

 

7. If you were a spice, which one would you be?

 

My answer: The spice ginger. A little is nice, a lot is WOW!

 

8. If you could have a song play every time you enter a room, what would it be?

 

My answer: Get Back Up Again - Trolls (Poppy)

 

9. Would you rather speak every language in the world or be able to speak to animals?

 

My answer: Speak every language! Think of all the people I could help! And love! And teach! 

 

10. If you were a fruit, what fruit would you be?

 

My answer: apples simple, elegant,  lots of variety, lots of uses, lots of friends 

[Andriel_Isilien]

1. What's the funniest thing you've ever been caught muttering to yourself?

It was this little bit to myself as I got cake from the fridge. 🍰 I thought I was the only human around and got caught 🫢

2. If you were a flavor, which one would you be?

I've been told honey 🍯

3. If animals had jobs, what would your pet’s job be?

To be cute and taste testers of veggies/fruits 🐹 They take their jobs VERY seriously! 

4.Would you rather eat only desserts or only appetizers forever?

DESSERTS!! 🍦🍪🍩I have a sweet tooth

5. If you had a warning label, what would it say?

Will snitch chocolate and sweets like a mouse 🍫🍬🐁

6. What’s a chore you’d eliminate forever if you could?

Meal planning 😖 I don't like deciding what to make for dinner every night

7. If you were a spice, which one would you be?

Cinnamon 😋 It's sweet and goes with my favorite holidays

8. If you could have a song play every time you enter a room, what would it be?

Mrs Magic by Strawberry Guy ✨🍓 It came up as my most played song on Spotify last year. 

 

9. Would you rather speak every language in the world or be able to speak to animals?

Funny that I was just having a conversation with a friend about this! I totally believe it's possible to communicate with animals which I'm trying to figure out how.

10. If you were a fruit, what fruit would you be?

Blackberry 💜 My favorite color and yummy flavor!