WizardofOSS Posted Tuesday at 02:15 PM Report Posted Tuesday at 02:15 PM Why do you have to react quickly when it floods? It's an emergent Sea!! 1
Ashleyoop Posted Tuesday at 02:24 PM Report Posted Tuesday at 02:24 PM My neighbor shingled my roof for free. He said it was on the house..~ 3
beanbean Posted Tuesday at 02:32 PM Report Posted Tuesday at 02:32 PM My wife sat next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked me what was on tv . I said I don’t know it’s pretty dusty 3
beanbean Posted Tuesday at 02:33 PM Report Posted Tuesday at 02:33 PM People are making apocalypse jokes , like there no tomorrow! 3
beanbean Posted Tuesday at 02:34 PM Report Posted Tuesday at 02:34 PM Whe you think about it Lance Armstrong was a drug peddler 1
Baby Manda Posted Tuesday at 08:50 PM Report Posted Tuesday at 08:50 PM I really don't like vacuuming.... it really sucks! 1 1
Warmandfuzzy Posted Wednesday at 01:59 AM Report Posted Wednesday at 01:59 AM Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house??? Because the ghosts bring all the boos 1 1
beanbean Posted Wednesday at 06:39 AM Report Posted Wednesday at 06:39 AM My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder that’s my stepladder . I never knew my real ladder 1 1
beanbean Posted Wednesday at 06:41 AM Report Posted Wednesday at 06:41 AM What’s the sea lions favorite subject in school? Art art art 1 2
beanbean Posted Wednesday at 06:42 AM Report Posted Wednesday at 06:42 AM If cocaine was legal and we could get it out of vending machines. I would be called insta-grams 2
WizardofOSS Posted Wednesday at 03:19 PM Report Posted Wednesday at 03:19 PM 8 hours ago, beanbean said: If cocaine was legal and we could get it out of vending machines. I would be called insta-grams And they'd cost a dime per bag, right??
WizardofOSS Posted Wednesday at 03:25 PM Report Posted Wednesday at 03:25 PM Hey Dad? Why is my sister called Teresa? Because your mom loves Easter and Teresa is an anagram for Easter. That makes sense! Thanks Dad!! No problem Alan! 1
WizardofOSS Posted Wednesday at 03:27 PM Report Posted Wednesday at 03:27 PM Dad, How do Stars die? Drugs usually. 1
WizardofOSS Posted Wednesday at 03:30 PM Report Posted Wednesday at 03:30 PM Hey Dad? How do you feel about abortions? Ask your sister. But, I don't have a si... oh!
beanbean Posted Wednesday at 03:32 PM Report Posted Wednesday at 03:32 PM 13 minutes ago, WizardofOSS said: And they'd cost a dime per bag, right?? Lol yep 1
beanbean Posted Wednesday at 03:33 PM Report Posted Wednesday at 03:33 PM 2 minutes ago, WizardofOSS said: Hey Dad? How do you feel about abortions? Ask your sister. But, I don't have a si... oh! Ouch 1
WizardofOSS Posted Wednesday at 03:38 PM Report Posted Wednesday at 03:38 PM (NSFW) What separates Bad Jokes from Dad Jokes? Spoiler Condoms! 1
WizardofOSS Posted Wednesday at 03:43 PM Report Posted Wednesday at 03:43 PM Did you know that Trees poop? Yeah, where do you think "#2" Pencils come from?? 1
WizardofOSS Posted Wednesday at 03:44 PM Report Posted Wednesday at 03:44 PM I don't always tell Dad Jokes. However, when I do he laughs! 1
WizardofOSS Posted Wednesday at 03:49 PM Report Posted Wednesday at 03:49 PM Dad? I can't sleep. Why not princess? Because there's a monster under my bed! Oh, don't worry, it won't harm you. Oh good, because I drank the whole can! 1
WizardofOSS Posted Wednesday at 03:54 PM Report Posted Wednesday at 03:54 PM Dad, I'm cold!! Well, go stand in the corner then! Why? I didn't do nothing wrong? No, it'll warm you up because it's 90 degrees there. 2 1
Ashleyoop Posted Wednesday at 04:42 PM Report Posted Wednesday at 04:42 PM 1. I built of model of Mt. Everest. My friend asked, "Is it to scale?".. "No, it's to look at" 2. My little sister swallowed some coins and was taken to the hospital. When I asked how she was, the nurse said "No change yet" 2 1
Ashleyoop Posted Thursday at 04:35 AM Report Posted Thursday at 04:35 AM 1. My password for sites like these is always "coconut". I've always been told, pick something hard to crack..~ 2. Why are rugby fields measured with meters instead of yards? Because rugby is played with absolute units..~ 1 1
beanbean Posted Thursday at 06:27 AM Report Posted Thursday at 06:27 AM What were two duck physicists discussing about? Quarks 1
beanbean Posted Thursday at 06:28 AM Report Posted Thursday at 06:28 AM What do you call a fish who wears a tuxedo? Sofishticated 1 1
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