WizardofOSS Posted April 10 Report Posted April 10 Q: What did the Zombie mom tell her kid to get them to eat their food? A: Eat your food! There are people in America with no Brains at all! Spoiler Who else thinks Idiocracy was prophecy? I love that movie! LOL!!! 1
WizardofOSS Posted April 10 Report Posted April 10 Q: Why do Chickens lay eggs? A: Because if the dropped them they would break!! Spoiler
beanbean Posted April 12 Report Posted April 12 How did the hamburger introduce his wife ! Meat Patty! 1 1
beanbean Posted April 12 Report Posted April 12 The best part of having a parasite?? You don’t have to suffer alone. The worst part ? Always having to be a host 1 1
beanbean Posted April 12 Report Posted April 12 did you hear about the two radios that got married??the reception was fantastic 1
beanbean Posted April 13 Report Posted April 13 My wife took the kids to the library too get some where’s Waldo books ,when she got home she complained that she couldn’t find them , I was like isn’t that the point 2
beanbean Posted April 13 Report Posted April 13 Which piece of furniture is overly concerned about getting pregnant? A pullout couch 1 1
beanbean Posted Monday at 06:30 AM Report Posted Monday at 06:30 AM Why do bananas wear sun screen .. because the peel easily 1 1
beanbean Posted Monday at 06:32 AM Report Posted Monday at 06:32 AM What’s the opposite of Irony? Wrinkly 1
WizardofOSS Posted Monday at 06:14 PM Report Posted Monday at 06:14 PM What did the merchant say after a good trade? Good Buy!! 2
WizardofOSS Posted Monday at 06:15 PM Report Posted Monday at 06:15 PM Why was the fly so nervous at the fruit market? He was on a Date! 1
WizardofOSS Posted Monday at 06:17 PM Report Posted Monday at 06:17 PM Why did the Buccaneer wear his hat halfway down his head? Because of his privateers!
WizardofOSS Posted Monday at 06:18 PM Report Posted Monday at 06:18 PM What do you call a man on a diet? Les
WizardofOSS Posted Monday at 06:19 PM Report Posted Monday at 06:19 PM What do you call a paraplegic swimmer? Bob 1
WizardofOSS Posted Monday at 06:21 PM Report Posted Monday at 06:21 PM (edited) What did the tired dragon make for dinner? Flamin' Yawn. Edited Monday at 06:25 PM by WizardofOSS 1
WizardofOSS Posted Monday at 06:24 PM Report Posted Monday at 06:24 PM What do you call people who fall in love with Satyrs? Pan-sexuals.
beanbean Posted Tuesday at 06:33 AM Report Posted Tuesday at 06:33 AM Me and my wife watched four movies back to back last night. Thankfully , I was the one facing the tv 3
beanbean Posted Tuesday at 06:35 AM Report Posted Tuesday at 06:35 AM What do you call a cafeteria located at the backside of a building? Bacteria 1
beanbean Posted Tuesday at 06:36 AM Report Posted Tuesday at 06:36 AM If you get arrested they take your picture , there framing everyone 1
Ashleyoop Posted Tuesday at 09:47 AM Report Posted Tuesday at 09:47 AM 1. How do you cut an ocean in half? You use a sea-saw..~ 2. Sundays are pretty sad, but the day before is a sadder-day..~ 1 2
beanbean Posted Tuesday at 12:51 PM Report Posted Tuesday at 12:51 PM 3 hours ago, Ashleyoop said: 1. How do you cut an ocean in half? You use a sea-saw..~ 2. Sundays are pretty sad, but the day before is a sadder-day..~ Good stuff , good stuff
WizardofOSS Posted Tuesday at 02:04 PM Report Posted Tuesday at 02:04 PM How tall are baby cows? About calf height. 1
WizardofOSS Posted Tuesday at 02:05 PM Report Posted Tuesday at 02:05 PM What's a Henway? Oh, about 3 or 4 pounds!
WizardofOSS Posted Tuesday at 02:06 PM Report Posted Tuesday at 02:06 PM Which Greek Goddess is exactly 3.37 feet tall? Demeter. 2
WizardofOSS Posted Tuesday at 02:07 PM Report Posted Tuesday at 02:07 PM What's the difference between a Dwarf and a Midget? Very little 1
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