WizardofOSS Posted April 7 Report Posted April 7 What do you call a Dad who tells jokes who isn't actually a Dad? A faux pa 1
WizardofOSS Posted April 7 Report Posted April 7 Why do students in Archeology have to be careful? They could put their new careers in ruins! 1
WizardofOSS Posted April 7 Report Posted April 7 What do Porcupines, Pigeons, Thomas Jefferson and the Guardians of the Galaxy have in common? They all have Quills!! 1
WizardofOSS Posted April 7 Report Posted April 7 (edited) How many kidneys do children have? Four!!! Two Kidneys in the belly and two 'kid knees' on the legs!! Edited April 7 by WizardofOSS 1
WizardofOSS Posted April 7 Report Posted April 7 Where do Bad Rainbows go? They go to Prism!! They get a light sentence to reflect on their deeds!! 1
WizardofOSS Posted April 7 Report Posted April 7 Can the unarmed Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles fight with bare hands? Of course not, they're Turtles and have to fight with Turtle hands!! 1
WizardofOSS Posted April 8 Report Posted April 8 How do Druids get that beautiful Green color into their robes? Using Dyer wolves! Spoiler FYI - It was just announced this morning that Dire Wolves have been created from fossil DNA. 3 cubs named Romulus, Remus and Khaleesi. So Cool!!! 1
WizardofOSS Posted April 8 Report Posted April 8 (edited) Why do Ghosts love to go to the Bars? For all the Boooossss!!! Spoiler Alternate answer: To meet all the Spirits! (Both words mean alcoholic drinks) Edited April 8 by WizardofOSS 1
WizardofOSS Posted April 8 Report Posted April 8 Why do Witches wear name tags? To tell which Witch is which! 1
WizardofOSS Posted April 8 Report Posted April 8 Why don't people like to go to Vampire weddings? They suck!! 1
WizardofOSS Posted April 8 Report Posted April 8 Did you know there are three types of witches? Good witches, Bad Witches and Sand witches; who live by the beach. 🤣
WizardofOSS Posted April 8 Report Posted April 8 What do you call a coven of unmarried witches? Craft Singles! Spoiler Craft as in witch'craft' 1
WizardofOSS Posted April 8 Report Posted April 8 The Cheese company Kraft heard about the prior joke and decided to relocate their cheese factory to Israel, in order to increase their public relations with Christians. Now they call their products from Israel, the "Cheeses of Nazareth" Spoiler An alternate ending: "the new products are called Jesus' Cheeses! WWJD - What Would Jesus Devour?" (Warning: This ending may upset some of faith as it may seem negative toward the personage of Jesus, use respectfully!!) 1
WizardofOSS Posted April 9 Report Posted April 9 Why did the Tavern fire their Halfling Bard from the Farm? She couldn't keep the Beets!
WizardofOSS Posted April 9 Report Posted April 9 Who did the Tavern hire next to play good, consistent music for them? A Metro-Gnome from the big City!
WizardofOSS Posted April 9 Report Posted April 9 How do Game-Masters always stay in good physical shape? They are always running. Spoiler Running - as in D&D Games.
WizardofOSS Posted April 9 Report Posted April 9 Why shouldn't you take a broken spear into a fight? It's pointless.
WizardofOSS Posted April 9 Report Posted April 9 Where do Evil Warlords usually keep their evil armies? In their evil sleevies!!
WizardofOSS Posted April 9 Report Posted April 9 Did you hear about the two peanuts who were mugged walking home last night? One was a Salted!
WizardofOSS Posted April 9 Report Posted April 9 Did you hear about the kidnapping at the beach yesterday? They woke her up, and she's ok. Spoiler
Warmandfuzzy Posted April 9 Report Posted April 9 What do you give a lemon when it is injured? Lemon-aid 1
WizardofOSS Posted April 10 Report Posted April 10 Q: What did the Mentos say to the Coca-Cola? A: Dude! You're over-reacting!!
WizardofOSS Posted April 10 Report Posted April 10 Hey! You like Chinese Food? Of course you do! Did you hear about this new diet from China? It's the latest thing!! Eat any Chinese Food you like, but... Use only one chopstick!! Guaranteed to work!!
WizardofOSS Posted April 10 Report Posted April 10 Q: What did the Red Cross donation center do to the crazy Vampire? A: They gave him a frontal phlebotomy! 1
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