Big Book of Dad Jokes.

[beanbean]

What kind of meat do priests eat on Friday. … nun

[beanbean]

I just crashed my Kia       . Now I have A Nokia 

[beanbean]

I went to the doctor a told him that my problem is I always take a dump at six . He looked at me puzzled and said why is that a problem?    Well I said I don’t wake up till seven 

[beanbean]

How do you stop an elephant from charging?   Take away his credit cards

[beanbean]

The phone company called me and told me I had an outstanding account!!  I said why thank you

[WizardofOSS]

Q: What does the Pokemon Eevee turn into when you give her money?

 

A: Patreon

 

[WizardofOSS]

I saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching....

 

 

 

 

... to reverse and leaving the scene!!

 

[WizardofOSS]

Where do Atheists donate their money?

 

 

To Non-Prophet Organizations!

[WizardofOSS]

Q: What kind of money do they use on Superman's Home World?

 

 

A: Kryptocurrency

[beanbean]

My wife texted now bear with me . I assuming the zoo heist was a success 

[beanbean]

How would you cancel an appointment at the sperm bank? Just call them and tell them you can’t come

[beanbean]

What do you do if you’re attacked by a group of clowns? Go for the juggler 

[NR_Daddy]

Whats yellow and goes up and down?

 

Spoiler

a banana in an elevator