Big Book of Dad Jokes.

[NR_Daddy]

4 minutes ago, WizardofOSS said:

I'll bet there's people in the US that just assume that chocolate is nicer somehow because it's "Kinder!"

LOL!!

 

Oh...I miss the OG Kinder Eggs though. Kids here don't know what they're missing!! 🫠

I was actually brought up on these kinder bars long before they hit the international market.
My mother was from Germany, and my Oma used to send them to us in the UK as part of a Christmas parcel from the late 1970's.

Occasionally I still buy some and relive childhood memories every time.

[beanbean]

What do you call the most famous cow of all time ?LegenDairy

[beanbean]

I showed my luggage to the lawyer and said I like to sue the airline , the lawyer siad you don’t have much of a case 

[beanbean]

Why do vultures never check their bags for a flight? They prefer carrion 

[WizardofOSS]

Ugh, this morning at work is just dragging on.....so...how about some Dragon jokes?

 

 

A Dragon will never explode into flames,

 

But, a Dino Might!!!

[WizardofOSS]

Why are Dragon stuffies always soft and cuddly?

 

They are not 'scale' models!

 

[WizardofOSS]

What do you call a dragon without his silver?

 

Dr__on

Spoiler

The "ag" is missing, which is the periodic symbol for 'silver' in Chemistry. It's a bad Science Joke, I know. LOL!!

 

[WizardofOSS]

Q: What do you call a sleeping Dragon?

 

A: Dragoff!

[WizardofOSS]

Q: How do Dragon-type Pokemon settle their disputes?

 

A: The let Bagons be Bagons!

[WizardofOSS]

Have you ever seen a Baby Dragon eat Ice Cream?

 

 

It'll melt your Heart!

[WizardofOSS]

Q: How do you get Dragon milk?

 

 

A: Find a cow with no back legs!

Spoiler

Draggin' milk....get it? LOL!!

 

[WizardofOSS]

For you Dragonball Z fans....

 

Some people think Frieza was the best character in Dragonball Z...

 

 

but, I think his brother was Cooler! 😎

 

[beanbean]

I just bought 50 chicks from the farm. They we’re going cheeep

[WizardofOSS]

I tried chicken farming once....I bought the chickens and a week later they all died!

The next day, I went back to the store with my receipt and asked for a refund. They asked me if I was caring for them which I said yes. They asked what I think happened and I said I wasn't sure....

Either I planted them too close together or planted them too deep.....

The store refused my refund for some reason. 🤪

 

 

Edited 2 hours ago by WizardofOSS