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11 hours ago, Diorama said:

Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
 

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They don’t have the guts.

 

😲😲😲HOW DO YOU DO THE HIDDEN CONTENT… that’s how original wanted to be doing it!!! 

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Q: What kind of noise does a witches vehicle  make? A: Brrrrooooomm Brrrrroooommm

Q: What did the big flower say to the little flower A: Hey Bud

Two sheep walk into a… Baaaaaaa

Q: What’s Forrest Gump’s password A: 1Forrest1

I love telling Dad jokes…. Sometimes he even laughs. 
 

 

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Posted (edited)
38 minutes ago, SweetLittleDreamer said:

😲😲😲HOW DO YOU DO THE HIDDEN CONTENT… that’s how original wanted to be doing it!!! 

At the top of your reply box, look for "Spoiler"

It's next to the emoji selector

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What is a grasshoppers favorite restaurant?

IHOP

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Posted
1 hour ago, SweetLittleDreamer said:

😲😲😲HOW DO YOU DO THE HIDDEN CONTENT… that’s how original wanted to be doing it!!! 

The little EYE icon in the editor :)

 

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7 hours ago, NR_Daddy said:

At the top of your reply box, look for "Spoiler"

It's next to the emoji selector

 

6 hours ago, Diorama said:

The little EYE icon in the editor :)

 

Spoiler

Thank you 😁😁😁😁😁

 

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I went fishing with my dad and was not having a great time I said to him my feet are wet and it smells terrible, yeah my dad replied I am in the same boat

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I asked my daughter to give me the phone book . She laughed at me called me a dinosaur and handed me her iPhone   . Well the spiders dead but my daughters phone is broke and she is pissed

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I offered that sea cow a cup of coffee . The replied no thanks I’m a man o’tea

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My son asked me if I could tell him some interesting facts about space ? I said yeah by area it’s the largest key on the keyboard 

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My wife found out I was cheating on her after she found all the letters I was hiding!  She is mad is and never will plat scrabble again with me

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My bakery had a raffle. The wanted to know who the bread winner is

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A couple of cows were playing cards and smoking Joints  . I guess you could say the steaks were pretty high

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4 hours ago, Baby Manda said:

Thank you @beanbean reading these always makes me giggle! 

Very welcome will drop new batch soon

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I will never forget what my granddad said to me before he croaked..  he said hey kid you want to hear my frog impression 

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There is a big sale at the Lego store people are lined up for blocks.

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What do call some one who takes care of there chickens ? A chicken tender

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1 minute ago, beanbean said:

There is a big sale at the Lego store people are lined up for blocks.

Hehe May I share that in preschool... my spring parent night is with Legos? It would be fun to have some jokes around the room! Legos, blocks building toys! I'm hoping they'll let me be The Tinker Room!

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On 3/27/2025 at 2:24 AM, Baby Manda said:

Hehe May I share that in preschool... my spring parent night is with Legos? It would be fun to have some jokes around the room! Legos, blocks building toys! I'm hoping they'll let me be The Tinker Room!

Of course you can 

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What has four legs is big ,green ,fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?  A pool table

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What do you call a cult that’s tough to join ? diffiCult

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