Baby Manda Posted March 23 Report Posted March 23 3 hours ago, beanbean said: Why did the scarecrow when an award? Because he was outstanding in his field I love this one! I have it in my notes to share at school every year when we talk scarecrows! I love decorating with scarecrows, pumpkins and apples!
beanbean Posted March 23 Report Posted March 23 Have you heard about the chocolate record player? it sounds pretty sweet 1
beanbean Posted March 23 Report Posted March 23 Where do you learn to make a banana split? Sundae school 1
beanbean Posted March 24 Report Posted March 24 Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by its self? It was two tired 1
beanbean Posted March 24 Report Posted March 24 What did one hat say to the other? Stay here! I am going on ahead 2
SweetLittleDreamer Posted March 24 Author Report Posted March 24 🤣🤣🤣 @beanbean thanks for caring the thread with your amazing jokes!! yesterday was so busy for me but I have a long list ready to add later! 1
beanbean Posted March 24 Report Posted March 24 7 hours ago, SweetLittleDreamer said: 🤣🤣🤣 @beanbean thanks for caring the thread with your amazing jokes!! yesterday was so busy for me but I have a long list ready to add later! Why do seagulls guy over the ocean? Because if they flew over the bay . We have to call the bagels 1 1
Baby Manda Posted March 24 Report Posted March 24 7 hours ago, beanbean said: Why do seagulls guy over the ocean? Because if they flew over the bay . We have to call the bagels I love this one!
Ancientad1992 Posted March 25 Report Posted March 25 I went to the beekeeper yesterday to buy 10 bees, when I checked the box I saw 11 so I told the beekeeper there's an extra one in there. He said don't worry that's a freebie 1 1 2
beanbean Posted Tuesday at 07:00 AM Report Posted Tuesday at 07:00 AM 3 hours ago, Ancientad1992 said: I went to the beekeeper yesterday to buy 10 bees, when I checked the box I saw 11 so I told the beekeeper there's an extra one in there. He said don't worry that's a freebie Haha
beanbean Posted Tuesday at 07:02 AM Report Posted Tuesday at 07:02 AM What time did the man go to the dentist?? Tooth hurty 2
beanbean Posted Tuesday at 07:03 AM Report Posted Tuesday at 07:03 AM What do you call a rabbit with fleas ? Bugs bunny 1 1
Diorama Posted Tuesday at 09:52 AM Report Posted Tuesday at 09:52 AM Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Spoiler It’s fine now… he woke up. 1 1
Diorama Posted Tuesday at 09:53 AM Report Posted Tuesday at 09:53 AM Why don’t skeletons fight each other? Spoiler They don’t have the guts. 2
NR_Daddy Posted Tuesday at 10:15 AM Report Posted Tuesday at 10:15 AM I'll try a few and see how well they go down ... 🤣 Did you hear about the Circus fire? It was in tents Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink. Why can't a leopard hide? He's always spotted. How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles! How do astronomers organize a party? They planet. What did the banana say to the boy? Nothing, bananas can't talk! 1 1
Baby Manda Posted Tuesday at 10:59 AM Report Posted Tuesday at 10:59 AM 43 minutes ago, NR_Daddy said: I'll try a few and see how well they go down ... 🤣 Did you hear about the Circus fire? It was in tents Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink. Why can't a leopard hide? He's always spotted. How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles! How do astronomers organize a party? They planet. What did the banana say to the boy? Nothing, bananas can't talk! Hehe I like the one about the leopard and the octopus! They're silly!
beanbean Posted Tuesday at 01:47 PM Report Posted Tuesday at 01:47 PM What’s you call cheeses that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese 1 1
beanbean Posted Tuesday at 01:48 PM Report Posted Tuesday at 01:48 PM How do you make a Kleenex dance ? Put a little boogie in it 1
Divinitus Posted Tuesday at 03:32 PM Report Posted Tuesday at 03:32 PM Where do vegetable's go to have a good time? The salad bar. 2
Divinitus Posted Tuesday at 03:33 PM Report Posted Tuesday at 03:33 PM Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 1
beanbean Posted Tuesday at 03:45 PM Report Posted Tuesday at 03:45 PM Whenever I try to eat healthy. A chocolate bar looks at me and snickers 1 1
beanbean Posted Tuesday at 03:46 PM Report Posted Tuesday at 03:46 PM I had a horse name mayo , and mayo neighed 1
Diorama Posted Tuesday at 04:14 PM Report Posted Tuesday at 04:14 PM I asked the librarian if the library had books on paranoia. Spoiler She whispered, “They’re right behind you…” 2
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