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3 hours ago, beanbean said:

Why did the scarecrow when an award?    Because he was outstanding in his field 

I love this one! I have it in my notes to share at school every year when we talk scarecrows! I love decorating with scarecrows,  pumpkins and apples!

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Have you heard about the chocolate record player?    it sounds pretty sweet

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How does the moon cut his hair?   Eclipse it

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Where do you learn to make a banana split?       Sundae school

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Why  couldn’t the bicycle stand up by its self?  It was two tired

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What did one hat say to the other? Stay here! I am going on ahead

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🤣🤣🤣 @beanbean thanks for caring the thread with your amazing jokes!! 
yesterday was so busy for me but I have a long list ready to add later!

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7 hours ago, SweetLittleDreamer said:

🤣🤣🤣 @beanbean thanks for caring the thread with your amazing jokes!! 
yesterday was so busy for me but I have a long list ready to add later!

Why do seagulls guy over the ocean?   Because if they flew over the bay . We have to call the bagels

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Where do fruits go on vacation?  Pear-is

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7 hours ago, beanbean said:

Why do seagulls guy over the ocean?   Because if they flew over the bay . We have to call the bagels

I love this one! 

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I went to the beekeeper yesterday to buy 10 bees, when I checked the box I saw 11 so I told the beekeeper there's an extra one in there. He said don't worry that's a freebie

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3 hours ago, Ancientad1992 said:

I went to the beekeeper yesterday to buy 10 bees, when I checked the box I saw 11 so I told the beekeeper there's an extra one in there. He said don't worry that's a freebie

Haha 

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What time did the man go to the dentist?? Tooth hurty

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What do you call a rabbit with fleas ? Bugs bunny

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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
 

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It’s fine now… he woke up.

 

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Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
 

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They don’t have the guts.

 

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I'll try a few and see how well they go down ... 🤣

Did you hear about the Circus fire? It was in tents

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

Why can't a leopard hide? He's always spotted.

How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles!

How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.

What did the banana say to the boy? Nothing, bananas can't talk!

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43 minutes ago, NR_Daddy said:

I'll try a few and see how well they go down ... 🤣

Did you hear about the Circus fire? It was in tents

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

Why can't a leopard hide? He's always spotted.

How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles!

How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.

What did the banana say to the boy? Nothing, bananas can't talk!

Hehe I like the one about the leopard and the octopus! They're silly!

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What’s you call cheeses that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese

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How do you make a Kleenex dance ? Put a little boogie in it

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Where do vegetable's go to have a good time? 

The salad bar.

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

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Whenever I try to eat healthy. A chocolate bar looks at me and snickers 

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I asked the librarian if the library had books on paranoia.
 

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She whispered, “They’re right behind you…”

 

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