Big Book of Dad Jokes.

[WizardofOSS]

A dog was standing next to the road one day, thinking about crossing it when a chicken walks up to him. The chicken says, "Don't do it man! You'll never hear the end of it!!"

[WizardofOSS]

Did you hear about the CIA using Chickens for espionage?

 

 

 

 

Not much is known. It's all Cluck and Dagger.

 

Edited 10 hours ago by WizardofOSS

[WizardofOSS]

What kind of conversations do Farmers have while milking their cows?

 

 

 

 

Udder nonsense.

 

[WizardofOSS]

Why didn't the Farmer tell jokes in front of his cows and sheep?

 

 

 

They had "herd" them all before.

 

[WizardofOSS]

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet or paws?

 

 

 

 

Because they lac-toes!!

 

Edited 9 hours ago by WizardofOSS

[WizardofOSS]

What happens when you get a promotion at the tree farm?

 

 

 

You become a branch manager!

[WizardofOSS]

What do you call people who work on a chicken farm?

 

 

 

 

Chicken tenders!

 

[LittleBiscut]

Not Dino nuggies? 🦖 

[WizardofOSS]

What do you call a farm that raises both chickens and pigs?

 

 

 

A Chicken Bacon Ranch!

 

[WizardofOSS]

1 minute ago, LittleBiscut said:

Not Dino nuggies? 🦖 

Nope, that would be how they treated Nerdy Dinosaurs in School....

 

They gave them Dino - Nuggies!!