Big Book of Dad Jokes.

[beanbean]

I went to McDonald’s today I asked the man for a shake, he gave me the finger and walked away from the urinal 

[Ashleyoop]

5 hours ago, beanbean said:

I really like wind turbines.. big fan

What's a wind turbine's favorite type of music? They're huge metal fans..~
 

15 hours ago, Warmandfuzzy said:

I don't trust stairs...they are always up to something

"What's upstairs?" They don't talk!

[beanbean]

2 hours ago, Ashleyoop said:

What's a wind turbine's favorite type of music? They're huge metal fans..~
 

"What's upstairs?" They don't talk!

Haha

[beanbean]

What’s always a all-rounder but pointless?

[beanbean]

What did the seven dwarfs say when their garden tools were out of reach?  High hoe !high ho

[beanbean]

I regret losing people in my life , perhaps being a trail guide not for me

[beanbean]

What did one plate say to the other? dinners on me

[beanbean]

You hear all the talk about the boarding house that blew up? Roomers are flying

[beanbean]

So far I am having a bad Easter. All my eggs dyed

[LittleBiscut]

A circle? 

[beanbean]

21 hours ago, LittleBiscut said:

A circle? 

Yes maybe I should have put the answer 😂

[beanbean]

What does the clone say to acknowledge a command? Copy that 

[beanbean]

What is a witches favorite shape?a HEXagon