WizardofOSS Posted Friday at 03:37 PM Report Posted Friday at 03:37 PM In the mornings, I usually wake up grumpy... This morning though, I let her sleep!
WizardofOSS Posted Friday at 03:45 PM Report Posted Friday at 03:45 PM ((Not quite a Dad joke, but I thought it was hilarious!)) A Rooster wakes up early Easter morning, sticks his head out of the chicken coop and sees all these colored eggs all over the farmyard. He takes a close look at the colored eggs, then looks at the sleeping Hens in the Coop and thinks about it for a minute. Then he walks over and beats up the Peacock.
WizardofOSS Posted Friday at 03:48 PM Report Posted Friday at 03:48 PM (edited) Jesus was born on Christmas, died on Good Friday and rose again on Easter. What are the odds of that happening on those exact dates?? Edited Friday at 04:03 PM by WizardofOSS
WizardofOSS Posted Friday at 03:50 PM Report Posted Friday at 03:50 PM How do you make easter easier? Uncross the "t" and dot the "I" of course!!
WizardofOSS Posted Friday at 03:53 PM Report Posted Friday at 03:53 PM (edited) Why is Sunday afraid of Easter? Because Easter falls on Sunday!! (Extra Joke: the bunnies are called Easter & Sunday) 🤣 Edited Friday at 04:08 PM by WizardofOSS 1
WizardofOSS Posted Friday at 04:01 PM Report Posted Friday at 04:01 PM Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs? No bunny nose. 2
WizardofOSS Posted Friday at 04:02 PM Report Posted Friday at 04:02 PM What do you call someone who doesn't believe in the Easter Bunny? An Eggnostic 1 1
Warmandfuzzy Posted Friday at 05:47 PM Report Posted Friday at 05:47 PM What's an astronauts favorite part of the computer? The space bar 3
beanbean Posted Friday at 05:56 PM Report Posted Friday at 05:56 PM 8 minutes ago, Warmandfuzzy said: What's an astronauts favorite part of the computer? The space bar Probably where they get there drinks too😂 1 1
Warmandfuzzy Posted Friday at 05:58 PM Report Posted Friday at 05:58 PM How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it 1
Warmandfuzzy Posted Friday at 05:58 PM Report Posted Friday at 05:58 PM I don't trust stairs...they are always up to something 1
Warmandfuzzy Posted Friday at 05:59 PM Report Posted Friday at 05:59 PM How does cereal pay its bills? With Chex 1 1
Warmandfuzzy Posted Friday at 06:00 PM Report Posted Friday at 06:00 PM Want to hear a joke about paper? Never mind, its tearable 2
Warmandfuzzy Posted Friday at 06:01 PM Report Posted Friday at 06:01 PM How do you know that french fries were not cooked in France? They are cooked in Greece 1 1
Warmandfuzzy Posted Friday at 06:02 PM Report Posted Friday at 06:02 PM Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays 1 1
Warmandfuzzy Posted Friday at 06:04 PM Report Posted Friday at 06:04 PM What did one monocle say to the other monocle? Let's get together and make a spectacle of ourselves 1
Warmandfuzzy Posted Friday at 06:05 PM Report Posted Friday at 06:05 PM How do you make a water bed bouncier? Add spring water 2 1
Warmandfuzzy Posted Friday at 06:06 PM Report Posted Friday at 06:06 PM Where do dads store their dad jokes? In the dad-a-base 1 1
Warmandfuzzy Posted Friday at 06:06 PM Report Posted Friday at 06:06 PM What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad 2
beanbean Posted Saturday at 03:14 AM Report Posted Saturday at 03:14 AM What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? There middle name 1
beanbean Posted Saturday at 03:16 AM Report Posted Saturday at 03:16 AM What do you call a dad that promises winter vacations but doesn’t deliver?? A flake 1
beanbean Posted Saturday at 03:18 AM Report Posted Saturday at 03:18 AM Whenever my car hits a pothole it sends a jolt thru my back ! I don’t know if it’s the shock or the struts . The suspension is killing me 1
beanbean Posted Saturday at 03:19 AM Report Posted Saturday at 03:19 AM I really like wind turbines.. big fan 1 1
beanbean Posted Saturday at 03:20 AM Report Posted Saturday at 03:20 AM I just got busted for stealing wine ,, now there taking me to cork 1
beanbean Posted Saturday at 03:24 AM Report Posted Saturday at 03:24 AM If your ever assaulted by a knight or a rook you should go to the hospital.. chess pains are serious 1
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