beanbean Posted Thursday at 04:13 PM Report Posted Thursday at 04:13 PM What kind of meat do priests eat on Friday. … nun 2
beanbean Posted Thursday at 04:14 PM Report Posted Thursday at 04:14 PM I just crashed my Kia . Now I have A Nokia 2
beanbean Posted Friday at 06:00 AM Report Posted Friday at 06:00 AM I went to the doctor a told him that my problem is I always take a dump at six . He looked at me puzzled and said why is that a problem? Well I said I don’t wake up till seven 1 1
beanbean Posted Friday at 06:02 AM Report Posted Friday at 06:02 AM How do you stop an elephant from charging? Take away his credit cards 1
beanbean Posted Friday at 06:03 AM Report Posted Friday at 06:03 AM The phone company called me and told me I had an outstanding account!! I said why thank you 1 1
WizardofOSS Posted Friday at 04:17 PM Report Posted Friday at 04:17 PM Q: What does the Pokemon Eevee turn into when you give her money? A: Patreon 1
WizardofOSS Posted Friday at 04:19 PM Report Posted Friday at 04:19 PM I saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching.... ... to reverse and leaving the scene!! 1
WizardofOSS Posted Friday at 04:20 PM Report Posted Friday at 04:20 PM Where do Atheists donate their money? To Non-Prophet Organizations! 1
WizardofOSS Posted Friday at 04:25 PM Report Posted Friday at 04:25 PM Q: What kind of money do they use on Superman's Home World? A: Kryptocurrency 1
beanbean Posted Saturday at 03:23 AM Report Posted Saturday at 03:23 AM My wife texted now bear with me . I assuming the zoo heist was a success 1
beanbean Posted Saturday at 03:24 AM Report Posted Saturday at 03:24 AM How would you cancel an appointment at the sperm bank? Just call them and tell them you can’t come 1
beanbean Posted Saturday at 03:27 AM Report Posted Saturday at 03:27 AM What do you do if you’re attacked by a group of clowns? Go for the juggler 1
NR_Daddy Posted Saturday at 07:35 AM Report Posted Saturday at 07:35 AM Whats yellow and goes up and down? Reveal hidden contents a banana in an elevator 1
beanbean Posted Sunday at 04:13 AM Report Posted Sunday at 04:13 AM A women saw her husband standing on the bathroom scale sucking in his stomach. She scoffed at him ha that not going to help . He said sure it will that’s the only way I can see the numbers 1
beanbean Posted Sunday at 04:16 AM Report Posted Sunday at 04:16 AM Do you know adults can become invisible up until the have kids? But at that point they be come apparent 1
WizardofOSS Posted Monday at 03:49 AM Report Posted Monday at 03:49 AM When does a Dad Joke become a Dad Joke? When it's fully groan! 1
WizardofOSS Posted Monday at 03:51 AM Report Posted Monday at 03:51 AM Dad? Can you explain what a Solar Eclipse is? No, sun. 1
WizardofOSS Posted Monday at 03:51 AM Report Posted Monday at 03:51 AM What did the Buffalo say to his kid when he dropped him off at school? Bye Son!!! 1
WizardofOSS Posted Monday at 03:56 AM Report Posted Monday at 03:56 AM Why are the Romans so bad at Algebra? Because "What is X?" is always 10!!! 1
WizardofOSS Posted Monday at 03:56 AM Report Posted Monday at 03:56 AM Why are Bacteria so bad at Math? They Multiply by Dividing!!! 1
WizardofOSS Posted Monday at 03:57 AM Report Posted Monday at 03:57 AM Why does a Chicken Coup have only 2 Doors? Because if it had 4 Doors it would be a Sedan! 1
WizardofOSS Posted Monday at 04:04 AM Report Posted Monday at 04:04 AM What do you call a Coke with no Ice? A Blind Coke!! 1
beanbean Posted Monday at 05:47 AM Report Posted Monday at 05:47 AM Why did the belt get arrested ??he was holding up a pair of pants 1
beanbean Posted Monday at 05:50 AM Report Posted Monday at 05:50 AM Amal and Juan are identical twins and there mother only carries one photo in her wallet.. if you seen Juan you’ve seen Amal 1
beanbean Posted Monday at 05:53 AM Report Posted Monday at 05:53 AM Why was the broom late because it over swept 1
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