NR_Daddy Posted Tuesday at 07:08 PM Report Posted Tuesday at 07:08 PM 4 minutes ago, WizardofOSS said: I'll bet there's people in the US that just assume that chocolate is nicer somehow because it's "Kinder!" LOL!! Oh...I miss the OG Kinder Eggs though. Kids here don't know what they're missing!! 🫠 I was actually brought up on these kinder bars long before they hit the international market. My mother was from Germany, and my Oma used to send them to us in the UK as part of a Christmas parcel from the late 1970's. Occasionally I still buy some and relive childhood memories every time. 1 1
beanbean Posted Wednesday at 06:33 AM Report Posted Wednesday at 06:33 AM What do you call the most famous cow of all time ?LegenDairy 1
beanbean Posted Wednesday at 06:35 AM Report Posted Wednesday at 06:35 AM I showed my luggage to the lawyer and said I like to sue the airline , the lawyer siad you don’t have much of a case 1
beanbean Posted Wednesday at 06:37 AM Report Posted Wednesday at 06:37 AM Why do vultures never check their bags for a flight? They prefer carrion 1
WizardofOSS Posted Wednesday at 03:20 PM Report Posted Wednesday at 03:20 PM Ugh, this morning at work is just dragging on.....so...how about some Dragon jokes? A Dragon will never explode into flames, But, a Dino Might!!! 1
WizardofOSS Posted Wednesday at 03:21 PM Report Posted Wednesday at 03:21 PM Why are Dragon stuffies always soft and cuddly? They are not 'scale' models! 1
WizardofOSS Posted Wednesday at 03:23 PM Report Posted Wednesday at 03:23 PM What do you call a dragon without his silver? Dr__on Spoiler The "ag" is missing, which is the periodic symbol for 'silver' in Chemistry. It's a bad Science Joke, I know. LOL!! 1
WizardofOSS Posted Wednesday at 03:27 PM Report Posted Wednesday at 03:27 PM Q: What do you call a sleeping Dragon? A: Dragoff! 1
WizardofOSS Posted Wednesday at 03:28 PM Report Posted Wednesday at 03:28 PM Q: How do Dragon-type Pokemon settle their disputes? A: The let Bagons be Bagons! 1
WizardofOSS Posted Wednesday at 03:31 PM Report Posted Wednesday at 03:31 PM Have you ever seen a Baby Dragon eat Ice Cream? It'll melt your Heart! 1 1
WizardofOSS Posted Wednesday at 03:50 PM Report Posted Wednesday at 03:50 PM Q: How do you get Dragon milk? A: Find a cow with no back legs! Spoiler Draggin' milk....get it? LOL!! 1 1
WizardofOSS Posted Wednesday at 03:54 PM Report Posted Wednesday at 03:54 PM For you Dragonball Z fans.... Some people think Frieza was the best character in Dragonball Z... but, I think his brother was Cooler! 😎 1
beanbean Posted Wednesday at 05:24 PM Report Posted Wednesday at 05:24 PM I just bought 50 chicks from the farm. They we’re going cheeep 1 1
WizardofOSS Posted Wednesday at 07:15 PM Report Posted Wednesday at 07:15 PM (edited) I tried chicken farming once....I bought the chickens and a week later they all died! The next day, I went back to the store with my receipt and asked for a refund. They asked me if I was caring for them which I said yes. They asked what I think happened and I said I wasn't sure.... Either I planted them too close together or planted them too deep..... The store refused my refund for some reason. 🤪 Edited Wednesday at 07:16 PM by WizardofOSS 1
beanbean Posted Thursday at 06:10 AM Report Posted Thursday at 06:10 AM Why is dark spelled with a k not a c ? Cause you can’t c in the dark 1 1
beanbean Posted Thursday at 06:12 AM Report Posted Thursday at 06:12 AM Thanos went to his urologist. His urologist said congratulations you also have a kidney stone 1 1
Baby Manda Posted Thursday at 06:13 AM Report Posted Thursday at 06:13 AM 14 hours ago, WizardofOSS said: What do you call a dragon without his silver? Dr__on Hide contents The "ag" is missing, which is the periodic symbol for 'silver' in Chemistry. It's a bad Science Joke, I know. LOL!! I'm sorry I got the joke right then clicked the reveal, but was confused why it was there at first!🤦♀️ I'm a nerd! In the most happy way possible! 1
beanbean Posted Thursday at 06:13 AM Report Posted Thursday at 06:13 AM 5 ants rented an apartment with five other ants now there tenants 1 1
Baby Manda Posted Thursday at 06:18 AM Report Posted Thursday at 06:18 AM What is black and white and red all over? The newspaper
WizardofOSS Posted Thursday at 02:46 PM Report Posted Thursday at 02:46 PM 8 hours ago, Baby Manda said: What is black and white and red all over? The newspaper Or..... A sunburned Penguin A sunburned Zebra A policeman's car after a shooting (Kinda Dark I know) Batman eating Ketchup and.....A Panda in a red bikini There's probably more. Kids come up with all sorts of answers. 1
WizardofOSS Posted Thursday at 02:48 PM Report Posted Thursday at 02:48 PM Why do Pirates never have to shower before they walk the plank? Because they always wash up on shore! 1
WizardofOSS Posted Thursday at 02:50 PM Report Posted Thursday at 02:50 PM What's a Pirate's favorite letter? Arrr...... Spoiler Alternative ending if they guess this joke: R? No, it's the "C"!! 1
WizardofOSS Posted Thursday at 02:51 PM Report Posted Thursday at 02:51 PM (edited) You know there are 26 letters in the English Alphabet, but I only know 25 of them! I don't know why. Spoiler Back in the 80's, this joke went like this: You know there are 26 letters in the English Alphabet, but I only know 22 of them.... JR got shot and ET went home! Amazing how humor changes with the times! Edited Thursday at 02:53 PM by WizardofOSS 1
WizardofOSS Posted Thursday at 03:06 PM Report Posted Thursday at 03:06 PM Last weekend, I caught a fish so BIG, I had to release it! Before I let it go I took a picture of it with my phone, and now my phone weighs 3 pounds! Spoiler Another time changed joke - This is an old Red Skelton joke about him taking a picture of a fish so big, his paper picture weighed 3 pounds! No-one develops paper pictures anymore. 1
beanbean Posted Thursday at 04:12 PM Report Posted Thursday at 04:12 PM Which actor should you never trust to fart? William Shatner 1 1
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