SweetLittleDreamer Posted March 22 Report Posted March 22 I LOOOOOOOOVE Dad jokes, and in the short time I’ve been here I’ve learnt that there are a lot of others that enjoy them to. so I thought I would start a thread where anyone can add jokes or just come for a giggle over silly little dad jokes. sorry if there’s already a post like this I couldn’t find any. Given that there are all walks of life in the community here, and even though we are all adults, I feel like the jokes would be best kept clean and SFW but I’m not going to be the joke police… just don’t post anything mean towards specific groups or cultures… coz then I will be the joke police 👮🏻♀️🚨🚔🚓 I’ll post my 3 favourite to start: Q: How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? A: You rock it Q: Why did they spread peanut butter on the road? A: To go with the traffic jam Q: What do you call a fake noodle? A: An Im-Pasta 1 1 1
beanbean Posted March 22 Report Posted March 22 I don’t have a book but I tell a bad joke or try to everyday here
SweetLittleDreamer Posted March 22 Author Report Posted March 22 13 minutes ago, beanbean said: I don’t have a book but I tell a bad joke or try to everyday here Oh I didn’t know that, I’m sorry… I hope it’s ok that I made this post.
beanbean Posted March 22 Report Posted March 22 5 minutes ago, SweetLittleDreamer said: Oh I didn’t know that, I’m sorry… I hope it’s ok that I made this post. You don’t have to be sorry I was just telling you that I do .no worries
Little Nyx Posted March 22 Report Posted March 22 Q: What is a dentist's favorite type of bear? A: A gummy bear! 1 1 2
beanbean Posted March 22 Report Posted March 22 I used to be addicted to soap . But I am clean now 1 1 2
beanbean Posted March 22 Report Posted March 22 A guy walks in to a bar ! And was disqualified from the limbo contest 1 2 1
SweetLittleDreamer Posted March 22 Author Report Posted March 22 1 minute ago, beanbean said: A guy walks in to a bar ! And was disqualified from the limbo contest BAHAHAHAHA this had me laughing so hard I had to reach for my asthma inhaler!! 2
SweetLittleDreamer Posted March 22 Author Report Posted March 22 2 hours ago, Little Nyx said: Q: What is a dentist's favorite type of bear? A: A gummy bear! Hahaha love this one! 2
beanbean Posted March 22 Report Posted March 22 3 minutes ago, SweetLittleDreamer said: BAHAHAHAHA this had me laughing so hard I had to reach for my asthma inhaler!! I like it a lot
SweetLittleDreamer Posted March 22 Author Report Posted March 22 Q: Why didn’t the teddy bear eat dessert? A: he was stuffed 2 1 1
SweetLittleDreamer Posted March 22 Author Report Posted March 22 2 minutes ago, beanbean said: I like it a lot I wasn’t expecting the punchline! 1
beanbean Posted March 22 Report Posted March 22 3 minutes ago, SweetLittleDreamer said: Q: Why didn’t the teddy bear eat dessert? A: he was stuffed Lol that’s also a good one
beanbean Posted March 22 Report Posted March 22 Do want a box for those leftovers sir ? No I would rather wrestle for them 2 2
SweetLittleDreamer Posted March 22 Author Report Posted March 22 Q: why did the bicycle fall over? A: it was two tired. 2 1 1
Baby Manda Posted March 22 Report Posted March 22 48 minutes ago, beanbean said: I used to be addicted to soap . But I am clean now This one is great! I love it 🤣😂 1
beanbean Posted March 22 Report Posted March 22 Just now, Baby Girl Miss Amanda said: This one is great! I love it 🤣😂 Lol it’s definitely dad joke worthy
Baby Manda Posted March 22 Report Posted March 22 20 minutes ago, SweetLittleDreamer said: Q: Why didn’t the teddy bear eat dessert? A: he was stuffed Love it!!! ❤️ ❤️❤️😂🤣😂🤣😂
Baby Manda Posted March 22 Report Posted March 22 These are great! They are making me laugh so much today!!! Thank you everyone! 1 1
SweetLittleDreamer Posted March 22 Author Report Posted March 22 Q: what do you call an old snowman? A: Water 1 1
SweetLittleDreamer Posted March 22 Author Report Posted March 22 4 minutes ago, Baby Girl Miss Amanda said: These are great! They are making me laugh so much today!!! Thank you everyone! Your very welcome
Baby Manda Posted March 22 Report Posted March 22 2 minutes ago, SweetLittleDreamer said: Q: what do you call an old snowman? A: Water Uh oh silly snowman 🤣😂🤣😂🤭🤭 he will be back next year! 1
SweetLittleDreamer Posted March 22 Author Report Posted March 22 Q: What do you call a man with a rubber toe? A: Roberto 2
beanbean Posted March 23 Report Posted March 23 Why did the scarecrow when an award? Because he was outstanding in his field 2
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