Big Book of Dad Jokes.

[SweetLittleDreamer]

I LOOOOOOOOVE Dad jokes, and in the short time I’ve been here I’ve learnt that there are a lot of others that enjoy them to. 

so I thought I would start a thread where anyone can add jokes or just come for a giggle over silly little dad jokes. 

sorry if there’s already a post like this I couldn’t find any. 
 

Given that there are all walks of life in the community here, and even though we are all adults, I feel like the jokes would be best kept clean and SFW but I’m not going to be the joke police… just don’t post anything mean towards specific groups or cultures… coz then I will be the joke police 👮🏻‍♀️🚨🚔🚓

 

I’ll post my 3 favourite to start:

Q: How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? A: You rock it 

Q: Why did they spread peanut butter on the road? A: To go with the traffic jam

Q: What do you call a fake noodle? A: An Im-Pasta

[beanbean]

I don’t have a book but I tell a bad joke or try to everyday here

[SweetLittleDreamer]

13 minutes ago, beanbean said:

I don’t have a book but I tell a bad joke or try to everyday here

Oh I didn’t know that, I’m sorry… I hope it’s ok that I made this post. 

[beanbean]

5 minutes ago, SweetLittleDreamer said:

Oh I didn’t know that, I’m sorry… I hope it’s ok that I made this post. 

You don’t have to be sorry I was just telling you that I do .no worries 

[Little Nyx]

Q: What is a dentist's favorite type of bear? 

A: A gummy bear!

[beanbean]

I used to be addicted to soap . But I am clean now 

[beanbean]

A guy walks in to a bar ! And was disqualified from the limbo contest 

[SweetLittleDreamer]

1 minute ago, beanbean said:

A guy walks in to a bar ! And was disqualified from the limbo contest 

BAHAHAHAHA this had me laughing so hard I had to reach for my asthma inhaler!!

[SweetLittleDreamer]

2 hours ago, Little Nyx said:

Q: What is a dentist's favorite type of bear? 

A: A gummy bear!

Hahaha love this one! 

[beanbean]

3 minutes ago, SweetLittleDreamer said:

BAHAHAHAHA this had me laughing so hard I had to reach for my asthma inhaler!!

I like it a lot

[SweetLittleDreamer]

Q: Why didn’t the teddy bear eat dessert? A: he was stuffed 

[SweetLittleDreamer]

2 minutes ago, beanbean said:

I like it a lot

I wasn’t expecting the punchline!

[beanbean]

3 minutes ago, SweetLittleDreamer said:

Q: Why didn’t the teddy bear eat dessert? A: he was stuffed 

Lol that’s also a good one 

[beanbean]

Do want a box for those leftovers sir ? No I would rather wrestle for them

[SweetLittleDreamer]

Q: why did the bicycle fall over? A: it was two tired. 

[Baby Manda]

48 minutes ago, beanbean said:

I used to be addicted to soap . But I am clean now 

This one is great! I love it 🤣😂

[beanbean]

Just now, Baby Girl Miss Amanda said:

This one is great! I love it 🤣😂

Lol it’s definitely dad joke worthy 

[SweetLittleDreamer]

Dad jokes are the best 😂🤣

[Baby Manda]

20 minutes ago, SweetLittleDreamer said:

Q: Why didn’t the teddy bear eat dessert? A: he was stuffed 

Love it!!! ❤️ ❤️❤️😂🤣😂🤣😂

[Baby Manda]

These are great! They are making me laugh so much today!!! Thank you everyone!

[SweetLittleDreamer]

Q: what do you call an old snowman? A: Water

[SweetLittleDreamer]

4 minutes ago, Baby Girl Miss Amanda said:

These are great! They are making me laugh so much today!!! Thank you everyone!

Your very welcome 

[Baby Manda]

2 minutes ago, SweetLittleDreamer said:

Q: what do you call an old snowman? A: Water

Uh oh silly snowman 🤣😂🤣😂🤭🤭 he will be back next year!

[SweetLittleDreamer]

Q: What do you call a man with a rubber toe? A: Roberto 

[beanbean]

Why did the scarecrow when an award?    Because he was outstanding in his field