Nursery Rhymes, limericks, and tales reimagined

[shadowrider]

Let's see how creative we can be by re-writing our favorite nursery rhymes, limericks, bedtime stories, or whatever in a new fun and hopefully DDlg inspired way. Change the characters or setting or whatever you like. But we need to be able to tell it is based off the original. 

Let's have some fun.

I did Peter Piper and I think made it more DDlg friendly than pickled peppers lol

Polly Pocket pocketed a pack of purple parakeets upon their perch. A pack of purple parakeets upon their perch Polly Pocket pocketed. If Polly Pocket pocketed a pack of purple parakeets upon their perch. Where's the pack of purple parakeets upon their perch Polly Pocket pocketed ?

[Baby Girl Miss Amanda]

(It's a rough draft written after midnight.  I hope it's ok. 

3 Little Princesses and the Big Daddy Wolf

Once Upon a Time there were 3 lillye Princesses name Baby, Little and Middle.  They each had a fun playroom designed perfectly for them where they could embrace their true nature to their hearts content. They played so much that their rooms became horribly messy and one morning, The Big Daddy Wolf told they had to clean up their rooms before he got home from work or he would huff and puff and paddle their bottoms.

Well the Princesses,  being true to their nature, started to clean, because they have really good intentions,  but it really was a lot of work to do in one day! So after lunch they each curled up on their beds for a nice afternoon nap.

When The Big Daddy Wolf arrived home, he rushed up stairs, expecting to see tired Princesses,  but clean rooms. Instead it was quiet. He knock on the door of the first Princess and said, "BabyGirl,  BabyGirl  let me come in."

Baby cried, "No Daddy Wolf! Not by the hair on your chinny chin chin!" 

Daddy Wolf said,  "BabyGirl,  then I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll paddle your bottom!"  

Baby opens the door, crying, "I sorry Daddy Wolf"  Daddy Wolf saw the mess and hugged Baby.  He said, "I asked you to clean and you didn't, so now you get your consequence and then finish cleaning." He paddled her bottom, then hugged her and told her to clean up the rest of her room.

Daddy Wolf knocked on the door of the second Princess and said, "Little Girl, Little Girl  let me come in."

Little Girl cried, "No Daddy Wolf! Not by the hair on your chinny chin chin!" 

Daddy Wolf said,  "Little Girl,  then I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll paddle your bottom!"  

Little opens the door, crying, "I'm sorry Daddy Wolf"  Daddy Wolf saw the mess and hugged Little Girl.  He said, "I asked you to clean and you didn't, so now you get your consequence and then finish cleaning." He paddled her bottom, then hugged her and told her to clean up the rest of her room.

He knock on the door of the third Princess and said, "Middle,  Midfle let me come in."

Middle cried, "No Daddy Wolf! Not by the hair on your chinny chin chin!" 

Daddy Wolf said,  "Middle,  then I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll paddle your bottom!"  

Middle opens the door, crying, "I sorry Daddy Wolf"  Daddy Wolf saw the mess and hugged Middle.  He said, "I asked you to clean and you didn't, so now you get your consequence and then finish cleaning." He paddled her bottom, then hugged her and told her to clean up the rest of her room.

Then Daddy Wolf hangs his head and starts walking back down the hall. He hears giggles.  Daddy Wolf turns around to see his Princesses smiling at him. He says, "Little ones what did you do?"

The say, "Daddy Wolf we cleaned our rooms! Can we come out now?" 

He checks the rooms and they are spotless! The Daddy Wolf hugs his Princesses and says, "Good work girls! I'm so proud of you! Let's have pizza and a movie tonight as your reward!"

The end

Edited November 4, 2024 by Baby Girl Miss Amanda

[Baby Girl Miss Amanda]

On 11/2/2024 at 12:47 AM, Baby Girl Miss Amanda said:

 

 

Edited November 4, 2024 by Baby Girl Miss Amanda