Narrator for your life

[shadowrider]

 If you could choose someone famous, living or dead, to do the narration of your life as you go about your day to day, who would it be? Just like in Stranger Than Fiction you would be the only one that could hear them, but they narrate EVERYTHING you do.

 I am going to say you can make a list because as much as I love my #1 choice there are times I'd rather not hear his voice.

1. Sam Elliot
2. Kevin Smith
3. Ice Cube
4. Sean Connery
5. Margot Robbie
6. Eva Mendes
7. Queen Latifah
8. Antonio Banderas
9. Ryan Reynolds
10. Christina Aguilera  

So what's your list look like?

[SweetLu]

Oh wow, okay. Giving it a shot:

1. Sam Elliott

2. Trace Adkins

3. Pavarotti

4. Margo Kidder

5. Lauren Bacall

6. Anyone from the show Outlander. 😁

[shadowrider]

Trace is a solid choice, Lauren also

[beanbean]

Trace is a beast!

[DaddysMonkey]

AHHHHHHH THIS IS A GOOD ONE !!!!!! 

1. Robin Williams 💔

2. Anthony Hopkins 😇🤌🏻 

3. Edward Norton 🥰

4. Martha Stewart & Snoop as a duo 😎

5. Jack Fucking Black 🤘🏻🎸

6. Tom Hanks 🏐

7. Doja Cat 🍃

8. Katya & Trixie as a duo (iykyk) 

If I think of more I’ll add them :3 

[DaddysMonkey]

9. HELEN KELLERLOLOLOL IM GOING TO HELL FOR MY HUMOR 

[shadowrider]

I thought about Robin Williams but I could see him going into one of his characters at the absolute worst times and just making life a mess.

[beanbean]

1.Adam Sandler , 2 Albert Bell .4  Daniel Bryan ,3 Reggie White.5 Toby Keith.6  J.R Smith .7 Jackie Chan. 8 Chris Farley.,9 Dale Earnhardt. 10 Bret the hit man Hart 

[Kittyara207]

Betty White and Dr Ruth 

Edited December 15, 2023 by Kittyara207

[shadowrider]

3 minutes ago, beanbean said:

1.Adam Sandler , 2 Albert Bell .4  Daniel Bryan ,3 Reggie White.5 Toby Keith.6  J.R Smith .7 Jackie Chan. 8 Chris Farley.,9 Dale Earnhardt. 10 Bret the hit man Hart 

I can see Toby and Jackie covering serious or funny situations.

[shadowrider]

1 minute ago, Kittyara207 said:

Betty White and Dr Ruth 

Betty would be amazing but I don't think I could have Dr. Ruth doing a play by play of my daily routine

[SweetLu]

James Earl Jones should be added somewhere. 😁

[shadowrider]

And we can't forget Bruce Lee, all the philosophy he could bring would be great.

[shadowrider]

1 minute ago, SweetLu said:

James Earl Jones should be added somewhere. 😁

I had him on my list but I keep imagining Darth in my head all day lol

[CodeName: Trouble]

Here are my top 3ish:

1. Robin Williams

2. Snoop Dogg

(If you haven't seen Snoop Dogg narrating planet earth you are missing out)

 

3. Lauren Tom or Hynden Walch

[Kittyara207]

George Carlin maybe.  Definitely not Bob Ross.   Mr Rodgers but afraid of disappointing him with my choices.

[shadowrider]

I could hear Snoop doing mine at times. I'm hearing "What's this fool think he's doin?"

And for those times when you just want to scream at traffic or whatever I can definitely hear Steven Ogg, aka Trevor from GTA5 and also Simon from Walking Dead. That's one crazy dude.

[shadowrider]

Carlin would be another one that would say something and make me lose it, he was genius.

Yeah Ross and Mr. R would be like we quit.

Carlos Mencia could be fun.

[Littlest]

Alan Rickman or to be fair I’d take Donald Duck if no one wants him 

[Curious Leo]

Here are my top 10 no wait 13 or 14choice’s from the humans an of course I had to add some of the cartoon characters 

Pete Davidson

 Johnny Depp 

 Snoop Dog

Adam Sandler

Robin Williams

 Sean Berdy (if I can see narrating in sign instead of hearing the narrative) 

Dexter 

Sherlock Holmes

Poirot

Velma

Shaggy

Porky Pig

Daffy Duck 

Popeye 

Edited December 15, 2023 by Curious Leo
Ugh i mis counted and I almost forgot to add dexter for his serialization granted its not exactly a narrative but I think it would be cool an funny.

[shadowrider]

7 hours ago, Littlest said:

Alan Rickman or to be fair I’d take Donald Duck if no one wants him 

I can see Alan Rickman doing a good job and adding quips and snide remarks. I personally couldn't handle Donald all day every day.

5 hours ago, Curious Leo said:

Here are my top 10 no wait 13 or 14choice’s from the humans an of course I had to add some of the cartoon characters 

Pete Davidson

 Johnny Depp 

 Snoop Dog

Adam Sandler

Robin Williams

 Sean Berdy (if I can see narrating in sign instead of hearing the narrative) 

Dexter 

Sherlock Holmes

Poirot

Velma

Shaggy

Porky Pig

Daffy Duck 

Popeye 

Depp would be a blast, nice call

Either Shaggy could be fun, Shaggy from Scooby-Doo or Shaggy aka Mr. Boombastic

between the 2 for the long haul I'll take the singer

[Curious Leo]

Thank you ☺️ 

I meant shaggy from scooby doo,

I don’t know shaggy mr broomstick as a singer but il Google him, I have heard of shaggy the Jamaican reggae musician who sang “it wasn’t me” but I definitely didn’t think of him, although now thinking of reggae singers I could add bob marly to the list 🤔 he has a soothing voice an it would be great if he can sing song the narration at least then it could maybe turn my life into a catchy musical … at least in my head anyways 🤣

[littlespace_cadet]

All I can think of is whoever is the narrator in A Christmas Story. Jean Shephard, that was his name! "You'll shoot your eye out, kid!"

Or Judi Dench.

[shadowrider]

42 minutes ago, Curious Leo said:

Thank you ☺️ 

I meant shaggy from scooby doo,

I don’t know shaggy mr broomstick as a singer but il Google him, I have heard of shaggy the Jamaican reggae musician who sang “it wasn’t me” but I definitely didn’t think of him, although now thinking of reggae singers I could add bob marly to the list 🤔 he has a soothing voice an it would be great if he can sing song the narration at least then it could maybe turn my life into a catchy musical … at least in my head anyways 🤣

Same Shaggy, his nickname was Mr Boombastic. 

33 minutes ago, littlespace_cadet said:

All I can think of is whoever is the narrator in A Christmas Story. Jean Shephard, that was his name! "You'll shoot your eye out, kid!"

Or Judi Dench.

2 good choices.

And since we are in the holidays I want to add

• Jimmy Durante - Narrator of the original Frosty the Snowman
• Fred Astaire - Narrator of the original Santa Clause is Coming to Town
• Burl Ives - Narrator of the original Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer

 

[Salmario]

In no particular order...

Yaphet Kotto

Andre Braugher

Donald Pleasance 

Lee Marvin

Moira Stewart

Samuel L Jackson 

Paula Malcomson

Brian Blessed

Sidney Poitier

Jeremy Brett

Idris Elba

Tony Sirico

John Arlott

Barbara Flynn

Terry Crews

Ronnie Corbett

Sid Waddell

Lorraine Bracco

Glenda Jackson

Chris Rock

Gene Hackman

Janet Street Porter