Salmario Posted December 6, 2023 Report Posted December 6, 2023 Derogatory remarks Since becoming a farmer's wife and moving to the countryside, she'd been awakened by his large *blank* every morning.
Guest Memento_Vivere Posted December 6, 2023 Report Posted December 6, 2023 Pitchfork The man visited the doctor to have his *blank* removed.
Salmario Posted December 7, 2023 Report Posted December 7, 2023 (edited) Blankety blank chequebook and pen Roses are red, violets are blue, he slipped in the cow field, got covered in *blank* Edited December 7, 2023 by Salmario
SweetIsMyMiddleName Posted December 7, 2023 Author Report Posted December 7, 2023 (edited) Chocolate fondue. I’ve got my luggage but the airline lost my blank. Edited December 7, 2023 by SweetIsMyMiddleName
Guest Memento_Vivere Posted December 7, 2023 Report Posted December 7, 2023 Many spanks Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a *blank*
Salmario Posted December 8, 2023 Report Posted December 8, 2023 (edited) Blue whale I went to a restaurant and found a BLANK in my soup. Edited December 8, 2023 by Salmario
shadowrider Posted December 8, 2023 Report Posted December 8, 2023 diorama of Atlantis I went for a walk today and the wind was blowing so hard that blank was falling from the trees.
Guest Memento_Vivere Posted December 8, 2023 Report Posted December 8, 2023 Belly button fluff Postman Pat and his black and white *blank*
SweetIsMyMiddleName Posted December 10, 2023 Author Report Posted December 10, 2023 Rat. If you go down to the woods today you’re in for a big blank. 1
Salmario Posted December 11, 2023 Report Posted December 11, 2023 (edited) Cheese Dorito When the mountaineers reached the top, they realized that they had forgotten their BLANK Edited December 11, 2023 by Salmario
DaddysMonkey Posted December 12, 2023 Report Posted December 12, 2023 Food ! 😱 A girl who shows her *BLANK* is a tease.
shadowrider Posted December 12, 2023 Report Posted December 12, 2023 Credit score His blank was fuzzy like a kiwi. 1
babybunnyrachel Posted December 12, 2023 Report Posted December 12, 2023 Hamster 🐹 I can't believe I lost my BLANK in bed with him.
Salmario Posted December 12, 2023 Report Posted December 12, 2023 Filet o' fish By the time I got off the phone with my LDR, my fingers were all *BLANK* 1
Guest Memento_Vivere Posted December 12, 2023 Report Posted December 12, 2023 Wrinkly A *blank* a day, helps you work, rest and play.
Salmario Posted December 17, 2023 Report Posted December 17, 2023 Bowel motion I keep my BLANK tucked in my sock
SweetIsMyMiddleName Posted December 19, 2023 Author Report Posted December 19, 2023 Bread stick. I wear a blank when it rains.
Salmario Posted December 19, 2023 Report Posted December 19, 2023 Condom Horses have quite long BLANKS
Guest Memento_Vivere Posted December 19, 2023 Report Posted December 19, 2023 Finger nails The best pizza topping is *blank*
Salmario Posted December 19, 2023 Report Posted December 19, 2023 A house brick The first time I cooked the Xmas dinner, I accidentally stuffed my BLANK in the turkey
Salmario Posted December 27, 2023 Report Posted December 27, 2023 My old fish heads She really liked the taste of her Daddy's *blank*
intothe_ravenwood Posted January 5, 2024 Report Posted January 5, 2024 (edited) On 12/27/2023 at 5:41 PM, Salmario said: My old fish heads She really liked the taste of her Daddy's *blank* Spaghetti! 🍝🥰 The wizard gave *blank* to the warriors to aid them in their quest!🪄👸🧙♂️🧝♂️🦸🧞♀️ Edited January 6, 2024 by intothe_ravenwood it needed more stickers ❤️
Salmario Posted January 12, 2024 Report Posted January 12, 2024 Amazon Vouchers He offered to show her his cock shot as they played BLANK together.
shadowrider Posted January 12, 2024 Report Posted January 12, 2024 Pictionary She loved to bbq but her blank were so big that when she got close to the grill they would burn
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