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Derogatory remarks

 

Since becoming a farmer's wife and moving to the countryside, she'd been awakened by his large *blank* every morning.

 

 

 

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Pitchfork 

The man visited the doctor to have his *blank* removed.

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Blankety blank chequebook and pen

 

Roses are red, violets are blue, he slipped in the cow field, got covered in *blank*

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Chocolate fondue.
 

I’ve got my luggage but the airline lost my blank. 

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Many spanks

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a *blank*

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Blue whale

 

I went to a restaurant and found a BLANK in my soup.

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diorama of Atlantis

I went for a walk today and the wind was blowing so hard that blank was falling from the trees.

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Belly button fluff

Postman Pat and his black and white *blank*

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Rat. 
 

If you go down to the woods today you’re in for a big blank. 

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Cheese Dorito

 

When the mountaineers reached the top, they realized that they had forgotten their BLANK

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Food ! 😱

A girl who shows her *BLANK* is a tease. 

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Credit score

His blank was fuzzy like a kiwi.

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Hamster 🐹

I can't believe I lost my BLANK in bed with him.

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Filet o' fish

 

By the time I got off the phone with my LDR, my fingers were all *BLANK*

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Wrinkly

A *blank* a day, helps you work, rest and play.

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Bread stick.

I wear a blank when it rains. 

 

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Finger nails

The best pizza topping is *blank*

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A house brick

The first time I cooked the Xmas dinner, I accidentally stuffed my BLANK in the turkey

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My old fish heads

 

She really liked the taste of her Daddy's *blank*

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On 12/27/2023 at 5:41 PM, Salmario said:

My old fish heads

 

She really liked the taste of her Daddy's *blank*

Spaghetti! 🍝🥰

The wizard gave *blank* to the warriors to aid them in their quest!🪄👸🧙‍♂️🧝‍♂️🦸🧞‍♀️

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it needed more stickers ❤️
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Amazon Vouchers

 

He offered to show her his cock shot as they played BLANK together.

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Pictionary

She loved to bbq but her blank were so big that when she got close to the grill they would burn

 

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