Blankety Blank? *game*

[SweetIsMyMiddleName]

Does anybody remember the old show Blankety Blank? 
 

i thought i would start a new game with the same idea where each person creates a sentence leaving out a word and replacing it with the word blank. The next person then tries to think of something (silly answers only) to replace the blank and then they start their own. 
 

Ready? 
 

Before i go to bed i brush my blank. 

[Salmario]

Banana?

I found an enormous blank in my trousers today

Edited November 29, 2023 by Salmario
Forgot the next question

[SweetIsMyMiddleName]

Slinky.

In chess the blank is the most powerful piece. 

[Salmario]

Trombone

 

When the elephant went on holiday, he packed everything in his blank

[shadowrider]

Prison wallet

The kangaroo carried her blank in her pouch

[Guest Memento_Vivere]

Pogo stick

The quiz show host forgot their *blank* when presenting the show

[SweetIsMyMiddleName]

Toupee.

The man was puzzled when the fortune teller told him his future from a blank.

[Salmario]

Horse poop

The doctor asked his patient to show him her blank

[SweetIsMyMiddleName]

Piano organ. 
 

And the winner of the pet show is blank! 

[shadowrider]

The quiz show host's toupee

Probably sounds strange to most but I love blank on my pizza

[SweetIsMyMiddleName]

Popcorn. 
 

The blank shines brightly in the night sky. 

[Salmario]

Black hole

 

What *blank* is hard and dry when it's going in, and soft and wet when it comes out?

 

[shadowrider]

Baguette in the dishwasher

 

It drives me crazy when people blank in traffic.

[DaddysMonkey]

46 minutes ago, shadowrider said:

Baguette in the dishwasher

 

It drives me crazy when people blank in traffic.

Gawk ! 
 

When I pick my nose , I’m sure to *blank* first. 

[Salmario]

On 12/2/2023 at 3:00 AM, DaddysMonkey said:

Gawk ! 
 

When I pick my nose , I’m sure to *blank* first. 

Shout out, "Watch this everyone!"

The first thing I do when I wake up is *blank*

[DaddysMonkey]

4 hours ago, Salmario said:

Shout out, "Watch this everyone!"

The first thing I do when I wake up is *blank*

Piss ! 😇 

 

When I’m about to *blank* , I always warn the people around me. 

[Salmario]

1 minute ago, DaddysMonkey said:

Piss ! 😇 

 

When I’m about to *blank* , I always warn the people around me. 

Piss ! 😇

 

I love the taste of fresh *blank*

[SweetIsMyMiddleName]

m…mown grass.

The moment the man realised he had gotten the wrong movie. “101 blanks”.

Edited December 4, 2023 by SweetIsMyMiddleName

[Salmario]

Binary Dalmations

 

The more I play with my *blank*, the bigger it gets

[shadowrider]

pufferfish

I always find loose blank in my bellybutton.

[Salmario]

Women

 

As she put away her freshly laundered socks in the drawer, she smiled at the sight of her brand new *blank* lying there.

[Guest Memento_Vivere]

Cheese grater

Whilst dining out the couple decided to tip with *blank*

[SweetIsMyMiddleName]

Monopoly money.

Grandma couldn’t find her glasses and made a mistake when she put a blank into the Christmas pudding for good luck. 

[Salmario]

Grandchild

The nudist jogger was always tripping.over his *blank*

[shadowrider]

extremely long and thick chest hair

 

When at the zoo I pass by the chimp enclosure cautiously because they are known to fling their blank