Dad Jokes :)

[Pinkie69]

Hi every1

Was thinking of making a Comedy Club or starting a thread where we can share our fave Dad jokes. U know those corny jokes that Dads r always telling. the ones that r so silly they r actually funny and quite clever eg. to get me to eat my vegies sometimes Daddy will tell me this joke:

Q)  why did the Tomato Blush?🍅

A) because it saw the salad dressing 🥗       🤣🤣🤣🤣

would any1 actually join the Comedy Club if i was to make it? or would a thread b better? opinions plz also should it just b dad jokes or jokes of all kinds? 

Edited May 13, 2023 by RagDoll69
correct spelling mistake

[beanbean]

I would be down

[Pinkie69]

@beanbeando u think it should b a club or just a thread? and do u think it should be all jokes or only dad jokes? im glad u  r down thats so cool.

[Tasherz]

Saw this and wanted to share it as I was just talking to @SweetLu about this!

Did you hear that laughing too loudly is illegal in Hawaii?

 

They only permit a-low-ha.

[SweetLu]

Haf to ... 😁

What did one zombie say to the other zombie?

I hate this time of year ... Everyone tastes like pumpkin spice. 🎃

[waguy762]

"I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out.

The cashier said never mind."

[beanbean]

All dem dad jokes 

[Cutelilgirl]

I think all types of jokes..i would join that club too😬😬

[Cutelilgirl]

What did the zero say to the eight?"

"That belt looks good on you."🤭🤭

[beanbean]

Haha it took me a minute to get that one

[shadowrider]

Returning home from work, Boudreaux was shocked to find his house ransacked and burglarized.  He telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.  The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond.

As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, Boudreaux ran out on the porch to meet them, but then shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog.  He then sat down on the steps looking extremely exacerbated. 

Putting his face in his hands, Boudreaux moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen.  Den, I call the police for help, and what do dey do?  Dey send me a BLIND policeman."

[LittleOceans]

On 5/12/2023 at 2:31 PM, RagDoll69 said:

Hi every1

Was thinking of making a Comedy Club or starting a thread where we can share our fave Dad jokes. U know those corny jokes that Dads r always telling. the ones that r so silly they r actually funny and quite clever eg. to get me to eat my vegies sometimes Daddy will tell me this joke:

Q)  why did the Tomato Blush?🍅

A) because it saw the salad dressing 🥗       🤣🤣🤣🤣

would any1 actually join the Comedy Club if i was to make it? or would a thread b better? opinions plz also should it just b dad jokes or jokes of all kinds? 

This could be a club, then there could be different sections like...

• Dark humor
• dad joke
• memes
• etc.

[shadowrider]

The OP did start the initial process of forming a club but I didn't see any more about the idea. I may have missed it, not sure. 

Since they have not logged in for a couple months we would need someone to pick up the baton and run with it. I can approve their club idea and if they come back they would be one of the leaders, since it was their idea. 

Thoughts on a club? Yay or nay ?

[beanbean]

I think we should do it

[Juju]

Yep! Me too!😊

[Guest Sillypotato]

i say yes!

[shadowrider]

I see 3 yes votes but still need someone to run it. Until then enjoy some terrible humor.

 

Once upon a time, there were three kingdoms, all bordering on the same lake. For centuries, these kingdoms had fought over an island in the middle of that lake. One day, they decided to have it out, once and for all. The first kingdom was quite rich, and sent an army of 25 knights, each with three squires. The night before the battle, the knights jousted and cavorted as their squires polished armor, cooked food, and sharpened weapons. The second kingdom was not so wealthy, and sent only 10 knights, each with 2 squires. The night before the battle, the knights cavorted and sharpened their weapons as the squires polished armor and prepared dinner. The third kingdom was very poor, and only sent one elderly knight with his sole squire. The night before the battle, the knight sharpened his weapon, while the squire, using a looped rope, slung a pot high over the fire to cook while he prepared the knight's armor. The next day, the battle began. All the knights of the first two kingdoms had cavorted a bit too much (one should never cavort while sharpening weapons and jousting) and could not fight. The squire of the third kingdom could not rouse the elderly knight in time for combat. So, in the absence of the knights, the squires fought. The battle raged well into the late hours, but when the dust finally settled, a solitary figure limped from the carnage. The lone squire from the third kingdom dragged himself away, beaten, bloodied, but victorious. And it just goes to prove, the squire of the high pot and noose is equal to the sum of the squires of the other two sides.

[Gentleman_Daddy]

Which vegetable has the best kung fu?

Broc-lee.

[MoJo]

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

”How do you breathe out of that thing?”

[Gentleman_Daddy]

Did you hear about the giant that threw up?

Its all over town.......

[Princ3ss-Baby-Bear]

Okay I’ve got two to throw out here lol

two guys walk into a bar….. the third one ducks

how did the barber win the race?       He knew a shortcut

[Lonely Dad]

Why did the little girl put lipstick on her forehead ? 

Spoiler

To makeup her mind.