Meeting my boyfriends parents

[Guest dumb baby]

So I'm going to be meeting my boyfriends parents for the first time ever and I'm NERVOUS. I have no clue what I am gonna talk to them about and I have rules I need to follow suring this meeting as well. 

The rules are as followed:

No bringing up our sex life and taking the piss out of him using it 

No asking about their sex life ( was really looking forward to hearing about this) 

No dark jokes or making jokes relating to my trauma 

not allowed to give his parents really weird nicknames 

Not allowed to convince his parents that I was paid to be there and he does not have a girlfriend 

not allowed to call his parents any weird nicknames 

not allowed to ask his mum if he was a mistake 

Not allowed to repeat these rules to them 

Overall, i have no clue what im meant to say to them. All conversation topics have been taken away. 

Bit shit really, dont see anything wrong with most of them! 

 

[Little kaiya]

Why would you ever talk about your sex life or theirs???  Your rules seem more like common sense than rules honestly.

[Guest dumb baby]

I feel like my sense of humour was lost here was just me taking the piss out of the situation as I'm nervous! 

And they aren't really rules at least not in the way you're thinking 

[Nymph]

10 minutes ago, dumb baby said:

I feel like my sense of humour was lost here was just me taking the piss out of the situation as I'm nervous! 

And they aren't really rules at least not in the way you're thinking 

You have great sense of humor, it was def not lost to me, I think we could be friends XD

Good luck with the meet! I am sure it will go great, I never met any bf's parents other than hubby's and it was not planned... as in, he tricked me! he did it without asking so I had no time to drive myself crazy like you are lol on the bright side I forgave him 5 mins after they arrive because they were lovely and it turns out he had never introduced any of his girlfriends.

Once you meet you will realize it was just excitement :3