Playful Malicious Compliance.

[moondust mochi]

Malicious compliance is defined as the act of deliberately inflicting harm by following the orders of a superior to the letter while knowing that the outcome will not be what the superior intended. Add "playful" to the front and ignore the "inflicting harm" aspect and you've got my preferred kind of being bratty. I really love being obedient, but I love adding my own little bratty flavor to it, and the best part is watching Daddy's eyes sharpen with arousal when He realizes the mental gymnastics I went through to obey His order on my own terms. I love that my scheming little brain drives Him wild. One of my favorite examples of malicious compliance is when Daddy asks me to drink water before having coffee. So, I'll have one sip. He'll smirk, and clarify that He meant a full glass. So, I'll fill a shot glass. Etc, etc. 

Does anyone else use malicious compliance in their dynamic? What's your favorite example of malicious compliance? Is this something you'd try? 

[Andriel_Isilien]

You're braver than I am. I might feel like playful banter here and there because it's funny, but I don't have the guts to push my luck and see how far I can go 😅 I couldn't commit and would back pedal so fast LOL

[DaddysMonkey]

😏 you are my kind of people , @mochi monster hehehe. 
 

“ I really love being obedient, but I love adding my own little bratty flavor to it, and the best part is watching Daddy's eyes sharpen with arousal when He realizes the mental gymnastics I went through to obey His order on my own terms. I love that my scheming little brain drives Him wild. “ 

This hits the nail on the head for me. I think a common misconception that people have about littles/middles like us is that we don’t *want* to behave. I personally pride myself on all of the things I do for chores and keeping the home functional and running. Typically I feel like when caregivers think of cheeky assholes like us , they get this horrid image in their head of some spoiled little brat trying to constantly get their way with awful behavior and think “Ugh , that’s too much work. I’ll go for an extremely obedient little.” Like , I still get the job done…. I just prefer to do it MY way to get a rise out of you 🤭 It’s very entertaining seeing that look you’re describing come over a caregivers face. The , “Oh , we’re playing this game right now you little shit?” Type of look. Heh 😈 

I also enjoy the appreciation you describe , for the mental work put into what we do. I see it as a lighter version of mind fucking towards your caregiver and it’s delicious when they get riled up. 
 

I would say one of the biggest ones I’m good at skating around for an example is my potty mouth. I have the WORST fuckin mouth of anyone I know. Online it’s a little more tame because I compile my thoughts pretty well before typing them out , so I feel like I sound a little more proper. In real life ? I sound like a little hoodlum from the streets , but I guess that’s what happens when you’re raised around a lot of military / longshoremen / construction workers. 
 

Now , @Expired is actually cool 😤 I don’t remember a single time they’ve ever gotten on me about swearing or saying nasty things. Dad however is lame , and constantly rides my ass about my language and being a nasty boi. I swear a lot , one of my most used words in all it’s variants is “FUCK” along with “CUNT” and “SHIT”. When I’m exasperated or just really irritated with something that just happened or something just went wrong , “well fuck me in the ass dry then” is something that might fly out of my mouth. Get the point ? Awesome. 
When Dad is shocked or wants me to use more appropriate language he usually tells me to watch my mouth , keep it down , “geez kid that mouth of yours needs soap” or something of the like and will specifically tell me to stop using bad words. 
Well …. Bad words are just swear words right ? Ass , bitch , fuck , shit , piss. All the good ones. But that doesn’t mean I can’t use other words …. 😈 

So instead of telling some jerk driver to go get fucked in his pisshole , I’ll say something like “I hope you get something stuck in the pee hole of your penis” very calmly and with a smirk. Or at a bar if the food is really dank , typically I can’t help it and will exclaim “Jesus Mary and fucking Joseph this -insert food here- is so god damn good , FUCKIN SHIT BALLS ITS SO YUMMY!” Then I get the look , and have to switch to “Holy moly , the chef deserves some sloppy toppy for this one.” Even then , I’m pushing it knowing it should just be “Wow , compliments to the chef.” 

Another is food… I’m terrible and will find any sneaky way I can to be a turd and eat less food or come up with excuses that it’s somehow poison or shouldn’t be eaten by me specifically. This is one that @Expired gets on me more so than the being nasty. We work at the same job , so I know he knows how busy it can get. And the terrible luck we have that entails customers coming in ANY time we try to sit down and eat something. He’s been very attentive to my food intake , and I’ll do little turd bucket things like wait til I know when people usually start flooding in to eat , just manifest some good timing you know ? He’ll specifically tell me to eat a snack like some of my popcorn , but no specific time. Well…. almost every time I try to go eat my popcorn people start coming in and I can’t anymore 😇 I can’t eat and help people at the same time it’s not professionaaaaaaaaal. 
 

I love this topic , it’s cute , thoughtful and endearing. 🙊 Being a little shit is no feat for the weak. 
 

I’m also curious how caregivers feel about littles/middles with this type of behavior ?… if any of you dusty old farts wants to chime in. 

Edited August 1, 2022 by DaddysMonkey

[Andriel_Isilien]

12 hours ago, DaddysMonkey said:

So instead of telling some jerk driver to go get fucked in his pisshole , I’ll say something like “I hope you get something stuck in the pee hole of your penis” very calmly and with a smirk.

Heehee, I do this too. I will very calmly but deliberately mumble a curse such as, "I hope you get a flat tire, step on a Lego, or may your bladder be full every time you are about to fall asleep." You know, the worst things to happen but relatively harmless. 😉

[moondust mochi]

13 hours ago, DaddysMonkey said:

😏 you are my kind of people , @mochi monster hehehe. 
 

“ I really love being obedient, but I love adding my own little bratty flavor to it, and the best part is watching Daddy's eyes sharpen with arousal when He realizes the mental gymnastics I went through to obey His order on my own terms. I love that my scheming little brain drives Him wild. “ 

This hits the nail on the head for me. I think a common misconception that people have about littles/middles like us is that we don’t *want* to behave. I personally pride myself on all of the things I do for chores and keeping the home functional and running. Typically I feel like when caregivers think of cheeky assholes like us , they get this horrid image in their head of some spoiled little brat trying to constantly get their way with awful behavior and think “Ugh , that’s too much work. I’ll go for an extremely obedient little.” Like , I still get the job done…. I just prefer to do it MY way to get a rise out of you 🤭 It’s very entertaining seeing that look you’re describing come over a caregivers face. The , “Oh , we’re playing this game right now you little shit?” Type of look. Heh 😈 

I also enjoy the appreciation you describe , for the mental work put into what we do. I see it as a lighter version of mind fucking towards your caregiver and it’s delicious when they get riled up. 
 

I would say one of the biggest ones I’m good at skating around for an example is my potty mouth. I have the WORST fuckin mouth of anyone I know. Online it’s a little more tame because I compile my thoughts pretty well before typing them out , so I feel like I sound a little more proper. In real life ? I sound like a little hoodlum from the streets , but I guess that’s what happens when you’re raised around a lot of military / longshoremen / construction workers. 
 

Now , @Expired is actually cool 😤 I don’t remember a single time they’ve ever gotten on me about swearing or saying nasty things. Dad however is lame , and constantly rides my ass about my language and being a nasty boi. I swear a lot , one of my most used words in all it’s variants is “FUCK” along with “CUNT” and “SHIT”. When I’m exasperated or just really irritated with something that just happened or something just went wrong , “well fuck me in the ass dry then” is something that might fly out of my mouth. Get the point ? Awesome. 
When Dad is shocked or wants me to use more appropriate language he usually tells me to watch my mouth , keep it down , “geez kid that mouth of yours needs soap” or something of the like and will specifically tell me to stop using bad words. 
Well …. Bad words are just swear words right ? Ass , bitch , fuck , shit , piss. All the good ones. But that doesn’t mean I can’t use other words …. 😈 

So instead of telling some jerk driver to go get fucked in his pisshole , I’ll say something like “I hope you get something stuck in the pee hole of your penis” very calmly and with a smirk. Or at a bar if the food is really dank , typically I can’t help it and will exclaim “Jesus Mary and fucking Joseph this -insert food here- is so god damn good , FUCKIN SHIT BALLS ITS SO YUMMY!” Then I get the look , and have to switch to “Holy moly , the chef deserves some sloppy toppy for this one.” Even then , I’m pushing it knowing it should just be “Wow , compliments to the chef.” 

Another is food… I’m terrible and will find any sneaky way I can to be a turd and eat less food or come up with excuses that it’s somehow poison or shouldn’t be eaten by me specifically. This is one that @Expired gets on me more so than the being nasty. We work at the same job , so I know he knows how busy it can get. And the terrible luck we have that entails customers coming in ANY time we try to sit down and eat something. He’s been very attentive to my food intake , and I’ll do little turd bucket things like wait til I know when people usually start flooding in to eat , just manifest some good timing you know ? He’ll specifically tell me to eat a snack like some of my popcorn , but no specific time. Well…. almost every time I try to go eat my popcorn people start coming in and I can’t anymore 😇 I can’t eat and help people at the same time it’s not professionaaaaaaaaal. 
 

I love this topic , it’s cute , thoughtful and endearing. 🙊 Being a little shit is no feat for the weak. 
 

I’m also curious how caregivers feel about littles/middles with this type of behavior ?… if any of you dusty old farts wants to chime in. 

I love this so much and I'm glad we resonate with each other! I absolutely love the examples you gave -- I do the exact same sort of stuff, especially with food. I actually made a powerpoint once to convince Daddy why I shouldn't have to eat the salad He wanted me to. 😂