Mommyslilmasochist Posted October 19, 2021 Report Posted October 19, 2021 Yesterday Mommy and I went to play Bingo (cus we have no lives) and theres this old lady there... they call her 'bald headed Maria' which is mean but also hilarious. ANYWAYS I was wearing my black bodysuit and black jeans cus I wanted to look good for Mommy. We're heading inside to start the game and she's like yelling across the parking lot that I look sexy and stuff. At first it was funny and I thought she was joking but then she KEPT SAYING IT OVER AND OVER and it got hella weird hella fast. Then she tells Mommy, "You sexy too, you just a lil chunky." WTF MARIA Anyways I'm telling this story cus I wanna get familiar with the forum here and hopefully it makes someone giggle.
Guest littlebunny84 Posted October 20, 2021 Report Posted October 20, 2021 Bald headed Maria sounds like quite a character! I would have been so shy if something like that happened to me but it did give me a giggle to hear about it. Also, I've never tried Bingo... could be fun...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now