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So what’s the earliest you’ve had to wake up just to get some toilet paper?

 

I had to get up at 6 am and...ugh never again please.

Guest Brklnburro
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Ran out of TP and had to use lettuce leaves. Today was the tip of the iceberg. Tomorrow romaines to be seen.
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im basically rationing the 2 rolls i have left without going into much detail i expect i will run out before this end but i still have time before i need to consider using the shower as a bidet lmao

 

 

also tip for everyone, get a bidet

no need for toilet paper

i would be buying one but i have no idea how to install it and im currently working that out lol!

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Ran out of TP and had to use lettuce leaves. Today was the tip of the iceberg. Tomorrow romaines to be seen.

Lettuce romaine calm and not make the same mistakes as we did yesterday.

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I was lucky one day at Target. Some lady took like all the toilet paper they had in her basket. But the girl at self-checkout made her take all of them out but one. So everyone there that wanted one could take one. So I am set for a little while

 

I'll be praying for all of your butt holes.

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Only reason we have any is because I happened to buy a big pack literally right before the panic buying started...won't need leaves for at least 3 more weeks.
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I saw the sweetest thing at Target today. A guy in his mid twenties asking an elderly woman if she had enough supplies and was virtually offering to give his own supplies to help her. Gah. Acts of kindness brings the pervert out. I was about to wedge my way in and hit on him giving him my number until I got distracted with an employee asking me a question.

 

We shall pray into the universe for those buttholes.

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Guest plushbee
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honestly, i haven't had an issue with toilet paper yet :T the store i work at actually has TP in stock!

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honestly, i haven't had an issue with toilet paper yet :T the store i work at actually has TP in stock!

Oh wow! There is tp for everyone there! HUZZAAAH!

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