THE WRONG ANSWER GAME

[Erasmeus71]

An electric spark lights them up. 

Why does one put hot sauce on there food?

[Guest Crybunbun]

it secretly gives super powers like fire breath

why do bunnys have long ears ?

[Erasmeus71]

So they can reach there food

Why does one dive over the cliff of water?

Edited March 1, 2023 by Erasmeus71

[Daddyprof]

To check if gravity is working.

Why are planets round?

[DaddysMonkey]

Because if they were square you would fall off the edge , DUH ! 
 

What do you think gorillas would say if they could talk ? 

Edited March 2, 2023 by DaddysMonkey

[Erasmeus71]

Humans are a bunch of fools destroying the food!

Why do planes have wings?

[Inanis_Spiritus]

So they don't have to walk everywhere

Why is the grass green?

 

[Driygon]

Because the store run out of toothbrushes 

 

Why does it rain? 

[Kittyara207]

Cause daddy's snoring!

Why are people so grumpy when they get old?

[Barney048]

When someone in your family has diarhea you heat it up, add suggar to taste and then use flour to thicken it up.

 

If you choke a Smurf, what colour will it's face become?

[ZandraMeow]

30 minutes ago, Barney048 said:

When someone in your family has diarhea you heat it up, add suggar to taste and then use flour to thicken it up.

 

If you choke a Smurf, what colour will it's face become?

It will scream "Pikachu~⭐" and electrocute you with 100,000 volts!⚡

Why do banks always fail?

[Floatyduck14]

1 hour ago, ZandraMeow said:

It will scream "Pikachu~⭐" and electrocute you with 100,000 volts!⚡

Why do banks always fail?

Because money belongs in your pocket. 

 

Why is fire hot?

[Kittyara207]

Because you can't milk them...

 

Why do squirrels twitch?

[Barney048]

Because they nibble on eachother's nuts.

 

Why do dogs eat their own 💩?

 

 

[shadowrider]

Because the squirrels nuts were already taken 

Why do cats always knock things over?

[Kittyara207]

Cause the squirrels are after their nuts.

Why do alligator eyes glow at night?

[ZandraMeow]

8 hours ago, Kittyara207 said:

Cause the squirrels are after their nuts.

Why do alligator eyes glow at night?

Because you drove the car into the swamp!😱

How did life begin?🧐

[Barney048]

 

55 minutes ago, ZandraMeow said:

Because you drove the car into the swamp!😱

How did life begin?🧐

Your dad bought cheap condoms and your mom had a few to many. Then the big bang happened.

 

How do you measure success?

 

[ZandraMeow]

17 minutes ago, Barney048 said:

 

Your dad bought cheap condoms and your mom had a few to many. Then the big bang happened.

 

How do you measure success?

 

That's not wrong enough...😏

Cut the head off and measure its weight😈

Why should someone hire you for work?

Edited March 24, 2023 by ZandraMeow

[Barney048]

38 minutes ago, ZandraMeow said:

That's not wrong enough...😏

Cut the head off and measure its weight😈

Why should someone hire you for work?

Diversity... Every company needs an underachiever. 

 

Why does beer dehidrate you when it's mostly water? 

[ZandraMeow]

35 minutes ago, Barney048 said:

Diversity... Every company needs an underachiever. 

 

Why does beer dehidrate you when it's mostly water? 

Your answer deserves a 'Good JOB'.😏

 Are you sure it's sweat steaming off? Maybe it's IQ! Don't you find you feel more confident when you're drunk?🧐

Ah... I have a good answer for this, but probably no one here understands Chinese... whatever, I'll type it down... "因為酒精取代了你大腦裡的水"😉

Why people always have so many questions?

Edited March 24, 2023 by ZandraMeow

[Barney048]

Because they don't want to spend their data googling stuff, when they can ask the nearest Bozo. 

 

Why does it burn when you pee? 

[ZandraMeow]

37 minutes ago, Barney048 said:

Because they don't want to spend their data googling stuff, when they can ask the nearest Bozo. 

 

Why does it burn when you pee? 

Because you should first google that urinal to see if there is a LEAK in its cable net, of course😏

Why does universal use Google?

Edited March 24, 2023 by ZandraMeow

[Floatyduck14]

To fill up the empty space in their head. 

 

Why doesn't lightning strike twice?

[Barney048]

Because Zeus is lazy. 

 

Why do some men pee in the toilet when there's 10 free urinals right next to the toilet stall?