THE WRONG ANSWER GAME

[bratty_little_baby]

Cause its one of the milky ways kids.

 

Why do roosters get up so early?

[tangible~ soul]

Because they are tired of being hen pecked to do chores by the chickens...silly, everyone knows that 🤣

 

Why is chocolate so good and addictive?

[Dino-Dolly]

Because a long time ago, the Sweet Tooth Council made the decision to add sugary pixie mix to chocolate to make it super delicious.

 

Why do fish have gills?

[Bloom]

They have gills so they can make bubbles duh

Why do rainbows appear so suddenly?

[shadowrider]

Leprechauns control the rainbows with little remote clickers. They turn them on when they need to find their pot of gold to either deposit or withdraw funds. Then they turn them off again so no one else can find their gold.

Why are ostriches so big?

[Andriel_Isilien]

19 minutes ago, shadowrider said:

Why are ostriches so big?

Because ostriches were once owned by giants for farming like we do chickens.

Why do some pets have no fur when they should? (example: cats, guinea pigs, rats, etc)

[BabyBelle855]

They are part of an anti-bathing cult. They didn’t like washing it so they shave 🪒 

 

 

why do pickles taste so yummy 😋 

[LilDemonBaby]

because the pickling goblins come to pee on them....hehe😈

 

why doesnt saturn change its ring?

[tomuyan]

it's Saturn's collar, she needs it to show she's a good girl! 

 

why can't I take my binkie to work? >:'(

[Peachygrrl]

Because your coworkers would get jealous and cranky and insist on taking naps!

 

Why doesn't cereal count as soup?

 

 

[shadowrider]

Because soup was jealous that more people wanted cereal than it so they made it change to its own category. Chicken noodle though quite good would have trouble comparing to say peanut butter cap'n crunch in a list of the best soups.

 

Why do toasted marshmallows taste so good?

[Erasmeus71]

On 3/13/2020 at 9:11 PM, redheadprincess98 said:

A klondike house

Why are cows black and right?

The blood of man.

Edited January 25, 2023 by Erasmeus71
Why are cows black and white?

[AussieMelbourneDaddy]

So you can tell the difference between normal milk and chocolate milk. 
 

Why do clouds always look so fluffy?

[AussieMelbourneDaddy]

Because tractors can’t jump fences and make too much noise.

Why doesn't anything rhyme with ‘orange’?

[Sir GUS-gus]

because lemons are sour.

why are emo's not the same size as an ostrich?

[shadowrider]

Because they played rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock to see who would be the biggest and ostriches won.

Why is the sound of rain on a tin roof so relaxing?

 

[Sir Charlie]

Because the sound of tin on a rain roof would definitely wake most people.

 

What does this button do?  🔴

[DaddysMonkey]

🔴 This button lets all of the monkeys out of the zoo. Press it at your own discretion.

 

Who came up with all the names for colors ? Like who decided blue was blue and not green ? 

Edited February 15, 2023 by DaddysMonkey

[PetitChocolatPrince]

30 minutes ago, DaddysMonkey said:

🔴 This button legs all of the monkeys out of the zoo. Press it at your own discretion.

 

Who came up with all the names for colors ? Like who decided blue was blue and not green ? 

The same person that said that "Snozberries Taste Like Snozberries"

 

What's black and white and snuggles really really well?

[shadowrider]

23 hours ago, PetitChocolatPrince said:

What's black and white and snuggles really really well?

An alligator in a tuxedo. Most people don't know just how cuddly those adorable prehistoric critters can be.

Why do we get brain freeze from cold stuff but not brain fry from hot stuff?

[lil Mo]

Because the brain ist more for cold and logic and the heart for hot and love.

 

Why do we have winter seasons and not only spring, summer and fall? 

Edited February 16, 2023 by lil Mo

[Inanis_Spiritus]

Because its the hottest time of year

 

Why does soda have to be so addictive?

[crybabytori611]

soda realized if it wasn't addictive then it wouldn't get enough attention so it decided if it were everyone would drink soda and leave water behind.. poor water.. soda is so mean

why is the sky blue? 

[Big_C_and_little_c]

It's not.  

Why does my one cat lick my other cat's butthole?

- little c

[shadowrider]

To get the taste of its own butthole out of its mouth.

What makes fireflies light up?