THE WRONG ANSWER GAME

[Lovely_Princess03]

At the fire place store 

(idk i'm not good at his game but wanted to try. Sorry )

 

 

Why can't dogs fly?

[DarkWingDuck]

At the fire place store 

(idk i'm not good at his game but wanted to try. Sorry )

 

 

Why can't dogs fly?

Your doing fine,

 

Because they have so much love to give that they are forever grounded!

 

Why are hamsters so cute?

[Guest UnicornPuff]

Hamsters are so cute because it is a ploy to take over the world.

 

What do you call an illegally parked frog?

[shadowrider]

If the frog were a good friend of mine I would call him Jeremiah.

Extra points if you got the reference ;-)

 

 

Why do clouds form shapes like animals?

[Lovely_Princess03]

Because animals are everyone's favorite 

 

 

Why is the ocean blue?

[shadowrider]

I think I'd be blue too if all day long fish peed on me. 

 

 

Why are Goldfish crackers so tasty?

[Talaa]

Because they're made from Goldfish poop and they feed it back. Circle of life!

 

Why do some superheroes wear their undies outside?? 

[DaddysMonkey]

Because those hero’s are more likely to poop their pants. They are actually wearing undies inside the hero outfit , the undies outside are just in case they shit themselves so they have a spare pair ^-^

 

Why does chocolate and peanut butter go so well together ?

[shadowrider]

Many years ago there was a man named Harry, or H.B. as his friends called him. The story is that his wife cast a spell of enchantment on his newest candy creation, a small patty of peanut butter wrapped in smooth chocolate, so that it was almost addictive in nature. Thus making H.B. spend way more time at his factory to meet demand and less time at home making babies. Since they had 16 kids she needed time away from him and they needed the extra income to feed all those rugrats. Even though she has since passed on the spell still inhabits the recipe and anyone trying that candy is hooked.

 

 

Why does blue raspberry taste nothing like raspberries?

[Talaa]

Because blue raspberries grow in a special soil where the avatars are buried. 

 

Why can't we have 36 hours in a day instead??

[HeathG]

Because the unions would call everyone out on strike because of the 24hr work day that would likely follow..

 

Why do cats always sit on the person in a room that least likes cats?

[Faerin]

They wanna convert them to the other side!



 Why is pasta so dang tasty?

[Symphony]

Because it likes to impress our taste buds!

 

How does a car communicate with other cars?

[Knickerbockers]

With a muffler phone!

 

Why do candles flicker?

[Lovely_Princess03]

Cuz their happy duh 

 

Why is ice so cold?

[seawayTremor]

Because the colder the outside, the warmer the heart. 

 

Why does the sun set in the west? 

[Dino-Dolly]

Because the sun and moon lost a bet to the planets.

 

 

 

Why does the wind whistle?

[tangible~ soul]

 That's an easy answer.They are fluffy so they are more cuddly for flowers to be able to give them big squishie hugs

 

Who left the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?

[shadowrider]

On 6/16/2022 at 5:38 PM, Dino-Dolly said:

Because the sun and moon lost a bet to the planets.

 

 

 

Why does the wind whistle?

Because it doesn't know the words.

[shadowrider]

On 6/16/2022 at 6:30 PM, tangible~ soul said:

 That's an easy answer.They are fluffy so they are more cuddly for flowers to be able to give them big squishie hugs

 

Who left the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?

I am pretty sure it was Lucky the leprechaun and he lost it which is why he had to get a job with that cereal company to make ends meet.

 

Why do we call them goldfish when they aren't gold?

[Sunny.ss]

bc they get into relationships with sharks for money 😕

why is earth round

[Guest maya_bbg]

3 hours ago, Sunny.ss said:

bc they get into relationships with sharks for money 😕

why is earth round

Earth's round because it killed the dinosaurs and its curse is to be fat forever.... and die too.

 

why does glass shatter?

[Sunny.ss]

bc they get tired and decided to show their tiredness by getting shattered

 

why it is hot in summer?

 

[Guest maya_bbg]

the sun seeks revenge on all winter lovers lol

why are bookworms called that?

[LittleKitty666]

Because they feed on the fact there are non bookworms.

Why is the sun called that?