THE WRONG ANSWER GAME

[Kittykat83]

It orbits Cronus, Oceanus, Coeus, Crius, Hyperion, Iapetus but on a leap year it orbits Thea, Rhea, Themis, Mnemosyne, Phoebe, and Tethys. But only if the tide is out, the sun is shining and their have been good crops in oklahoma. Otherwise its just orbits the former.

 

Why is it that when you brush your teeth and then eat a grape after it always tastes horrible?

[Guest BigDaddyDominant]

It's a trap by big grape companies. They don't want to spoil that grapey taste so they made it so that the combination of grapes and toothpaste tastes horribly. The secret coalition of grape growers just doesn't tell anyone.

 

Why is it so hot out?

[Kittykat83]

Because I puts the sun's settings on very warm.... Whoops! And the sun doesn't want to go to sleep he keeps wanting to play in the sky, he won't let the moon come out and play. But the more he is in the sky, the warmer it gets.

 

Why is it that buttercream tastes sooooo good, but can often make your head go fuzzy??

[shadowrider]

I often wondered why my head was so fuzzy, it's the buttercream, thanks for the insight.

 

In the beginning there was only 1 type of buttercream, unlike today. It was traditional Swiss Meringue Buttercream.

It was made with a pinch of snow and whipped with a Larch branch from the Alps, the Dom mountain region to be precise. And a combination of that snow, the altitude, and the locals, we'll call them Doms, whipping it with a special branch often left those who ate it with a euphoric or fuzzyheadedness. Somehow that magic has been passed along to all of us lucky enough to enjoy a good buttercream today.

 

 

Why do foods cooked over an open fire taste so amazing?

[Kittykat83]

Because the fire fairies put their magic in each meal or each piece of food that's being cooked. They like to make sure that people enjoy a good fire for cooking as it's their favourite thing. But this is especially the case if each time it's being cooked the moon is out, the stars are shining and the wind is coming from the south as that's when they are the most playful.

 

Why do i get a fuzzy foot/pins and needles when I sit funny?

[shadowrider]

First your head and now your feet are fuzzy? Is there a full moon where you are?

The pins and needles feeling is actually because of a little known about creature called a pufferpine, picture a puffer fish/porcupine cross breed. These creatures are very shy and make themselves invisible to humans because we scare them. Since we cannot see them we often sit on them. When they have had enough of our presence they begin poking us and the feeling in your foot is actually their spines. You notice once you get up and move around and let them out from under you the feeling goes away. 

 

 

If elves in a big tree make cookies who makes crackers?

[Guest DollxBaby]

Ducks own a corporation and the CEO is Donald Duck. Only the official name is quackers, not crackers. The elves mispronounced it on purpose to try to squish the competition.

 

Why are unicorns the best chefs?

[Istrawberry]

Because whenever there is the "whose the best chef in the universe" competition, each and every unicorn spent every single day since the last competition training different dishes from around the world and once a month, every unicorn comes together to have huge meetings where they exchange secret tricks and knowledge, so that they will hold the "best chef" award until eternity.

 

Why do déjà-vu's happen?

[Guest DollxBaby]

Because whenever there is the "whose the best chef in the universe" competition, each and every unicorn spent every single day since the last competition training different dishes from around the world and once a month, every unicorn comes together to have huge meetings where they exchange secret tricks and knowledge, so that they will hold the "best chef" award until eternity.

 

Why do déjà-vu's happen?

[Guest DollxBaby]

[SmolAetherr]

Because whenever there is the "whose the best chef in the universe" competition, each and every unicorn spent every single day since the last competition training different dishes from around the world and once a month, every unicorn comes together to have huge meetings where they exchange secret tricks and knowledge, so that they will hold the "best chef" award until eternity.

 

Why do déjà-vu's happen?

 

 

some say its your doppleganger in another universe doing the opposite

buying a car?

your doppelganger sold it!

 

 

what even is a hostess twinkie?

[Guest ...___]

Well clearly it's just the famous treat, dressed up in a hostess uniform

 

Where do thoughts go when they leave our minds?

[DaddysMonkey]

They leave our brain , and jump into other peoples minds when we pass by them. Not our problem anymore , eh ?

 

What constitutes a “good breakfast”?

[Guest Teasing Tink]

Breakfast is a myth that was done away with in 2000 when it was discovered that nobody actually believes in it anymore. Formerly, a good breakfast consisted of binging IHOP, Denny's and Waffle House all in the course of an hour and washing it down with six cartons of chocolate milk.

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What is love?

[Guest Hero_Yuri]

it is the feeling you get when take a massive dump. it is beautiful because we all experience love no matter who we are or what we are; it's great.

 

Where is Waldo?

[shadowrider]

It was rumored he was secretly married to Carmen Sandiego but that rumor was leaked by the NSA to keep his true identity hidden. He in fact works for a secret agency and has been spotted numerous times tracking a suspect through the Amazon. The suspect in question is a short female with dark hair, she is bilingual and is usually carrying a backpack. She is suspected of trafficking but no one can get close enough to her to find out what is in that backpack. Her code name is Dora.

 

 

What would happen if you swallowed a pack of mentos and drank a coke?

[Guest Craftycat04]

It was rumored he was secretly married to Carmen Sandiego but that rumor was leaked by the NSA to keep his true identity hidden. He in fact works for a secret agency and has been spotted numerous times tracking a suspect through the Amazon. The suspect in question is a short female with dark hair, she is bilingual and is usually carrying a backpack. She is suspected of trafficking but no one can get close enough to her to find out what is in that backpack. Her code name is Dora.

 

 

What would happen if you swallowed a pack of mentos and drank a coke?

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Your stomach would explode. And you'd have a great Halloween costume.

 

 

Why do birds have wings?

[Guest ...___]

Because they need somewhere to keep their popcorn while watching movies, of course!

Where do words come from?

[Littlechef]

They come out of clouds like rain of course

 

 

Where does milk come from?

[Keiry]

From the sippy cups that Daddy gives me!!

 

Where do fairies come from? 

[PwincessMe]

They came from Narnia, they used to get along with Aslan but he decided to let them come to our world ‍♀

 

Why are penguins sooo cute and tiny?

[CollateralBeauty]

They were once the giants of the world, but Dr. Doofenshmirtz shrunk them with his shrink ray. 

 

Why do ghost's say 'boo'?

[WittleWiwy3]

because they like to cry but can't finish their words.

 

why did the brat hug daddy?

[shadowrider]

They were trying to sneak his wallet from him to order more stuffies.

 

 

Why do marshmallows taste better toasted?

[ellie:)]

Because they are more relaxed after a trip to the sauna.

 

Where can one find a water-resistant flying carpet?