THE WRONG ANSWER GAME

[MJA78]

Because that is the color I painted it.

 

Why do birds fly?

[shadowrider]

Because their legs are too short so walking takes way too long. And being so close to the ground the never get to enjoy the scenery.

 

 

Why do we make pies and cakes round when square things would cut more evenly?

Not to mention we are going against our math teachings, you know, pie are square.

[Guest RebeliousBrat]

Because circles are better than squares.

 

If Jimmy cracked corn and no one cares then why is there song about him?

[Guest BigDaddyDominant]

Because Jimmy is a secret agent for folk songs?

 

Why are there so many stars in the sky?

[Guest RebeliousBrat]

Each star is a hiccup from the sky the sky had hiccups.

 

how much wood can a woodchuck wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Edited January 11, 2021 by RebeliousBrat

[Lilminamoo]

None, Mr and Mrs Woodchuck have far more important things to be doing. Mr Woodchuck is an established writer and has been experiencing writer's block recently. Mrs Woodchuck is getting her doctorate and cannot leave her desk right now. 

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Why does the Queen have two birthdays?

 

Edited January 25, 2021 by Lilminamoo

[shadowrider]

Because she really loves cake.

 

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

[DaddysMonkey]

Zero , you swallow it whole.

 

Why are multiple goose called geese , but multiple moose isn’t meese?

[Guest BigDaddyDominant]

Because meeses are another name of mice not goose

 

Why is the spot on Mars red?

Edited January 26, 2021 by BigDaddyDominant

[shadowrider]

Because the Martians keep picking at it.

 

 

Why is a group of crows called a murder?

[Guest BigDaddyDominant]

Because calling it a friendly would just sound silly

 

Whats in the center of the Earth?

[Bubbles_and_Feathers]

We don't know yet, because no one has ever licked to the center.

 

Where do cats' nine lives come from?

[shadowrider]

 Good question. Not many people know this but cats are not from our world. "Nine lives" refers to their lineage, not how many lives they possess. They were forged in the hydrocarbon pits on Titan. They were used as foot soldiers and did all of the hard work. One day during a battle exercise a small band of them escaped in a pod and ended up stranded here on Earth. They quickly adapted to their surroundings and once they realized humans found them adorable and would take care of them and not the other way round. They began to evolve into the lazy, pretentious, yet lovable creatures that we allow to keep us as their pets.

 

Why do you never see a hamster in the wild doing hamster things?

[Whitesox]

Because they're wild things at heart and prefer to go to a rave.

 

How can we be certain two wrongs don't make a left?

[shadowrider]

Because 3 rights make a left, think about it.

 

 

Why do peacocks have such loud voices?

[blair.vvitch]

Preparation for if their opponent is colour blind. 

 

Why did we stop discovering oceans and started discovering outer space?

[Guest BigDaddyDominant]

Because outer space is the final frontier

 

Why is the sky blue?

[shadowrider]

Because it had an argument with it's significant other.

 

Where do the stars go during the day time?

[DaddysMonkey]

They hide inside of the sun and that’s why the sun is so bright.

 

Okay so regardless of the chicken or egg came first , I’d a chicken technically a dinosaur?

[Feisty_cute_angel]

Chickens are aliens that are slowly trying to take over the world

 

Why can’t people fly or float in the air?

[Kittykat83]

Because the birds got mad and didn't want us to fly or float. So they gave us a secret potion to make our bones too heavy and for our wings to disappear.

 

Why do lions have a really big roar?

[NoodleDoodles]

So they may tickle only the most worthy with secret kisses

 

Why do girrafes have such long necks?

[DaddiesHunnibunnie]

Because if they didn't whi would tell airplanes where to go?

 

 

Why do frogs hop?

[shadowrider]

Because their back legs are way longer than their front ones. If they tried to walk on all fours they would scrape their noses on the ground and probably just flip over constantly.

 

Why is cotton candy usually pink or blue when there are so many pretty colors to choose from?

[Dorian_JE1]

Because it’s illegal to sell cotton candy in any other colours and comes with a fine of up to 10 million dollars or life in prison if you choose a different colour.

 

The moon Titan orbits which planet?