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Because yellow tastes funny.

 

Why are siblings annoying????

  • 2 months later...
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Because they have been secretly trained in the science of button pushing!

 

Why are strawberry seeds on the outside instead of on the inside?

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Because it makes them look pretty.

 

Why is ramen so good????

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because you put a ton of other stuf at it's side, also it's produced by cows who are the cutest.

 

 

when and how was earth made?

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Last tuesday when the sun and moon decided to take up clay sculpting cuz they was bored!

 

 

Who do caterpillars go in cocoons?

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To party *glitter*  It's kinda like the Harry Potter magic tents, got lots of space inside for a good party :3

Where do good girls go to die?

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To the fairy garden, were all of them become adorable fairies when they die!

 

what is my guiding key?

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Your guiding key is the note that plays in your brain constantly from the moment upon awakening until you go back to sleep.

You only notice it occasionally, mistaking it for "ringing in your ears", when actually it's the internal theramin guiding you in a sort of "hot or cold" orienteering quest, as it tells you the correct path to take. As people get older they pay lesser and lesser attention to their Guiding Key.

 

Everyone has a guiding key. They're activated at birth when the doctor smacks you across the booty, the vibration makes your brain shake, therefor activating your Guiding Key.

 

 

Why is ramen curly?

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So it doesn't poke you in the eyes when you tip up the bowl to drink the broth.

 

 

 

Why do flowers grow wild all along the highway but never along my driveway?

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Because they're hiking, you gotta let them in the car and ask if they want to come to your driveway.

How does one go about getting the freshest new hairstyle?

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First step is to wash yourself hair several times in the best smelling shampoo you can find! Make sure to use an awful lot of air freshener and take a few things of dryer sheets and rub throughout your hair! Next you want to make sure to summon the hair Gods and give an offering for the freshness you have provided for your scalp! By pleasing them they share now style, cut, and color your hair to the freshest hair in the future! Oh and don’t forget cookies! When in doubt feed the Gods some cookies!

 

How do I become an actual cat boy with ears and tail?!

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Wait until the next full moon for optimal energy from the universe, then sew real cat ears and a tail in their respective places. Apply betadine to the affected areas for the following fortnight, lest your body reject your new found cat parts. 8D

Happy Halloween~

 

Why aren't human tongues longer?

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Because aliens sneak in and cut off parts of our tongue as they grow when we sleep. They need it to fuel their worlds, so let's just be happy for them  :D*glitter*

When is the best time to plant carrots?

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The best time to plant carrots is right before Easter! It avoids the Easter bunny while he is still working all the other bunnies for the treats and eggs!

 

Why is it that dinosaurs had to go extinct?

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That is a common misconception. Dinos did not Have to go extinct. They were able to see into the future and saw what the year 2020 looked like and decided it was not worth dealing with lowly humans for all that time only to deal with 2020. So they all slipped into the icy water and drifted off to Dino paradise.

 

 

How much wood did the woodchuck actually chuck?

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Guest BigDaddyDominant
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Just enough to pay his debt of $3.50 he owed the Loc Ness Monster.

Why is the sky blue?

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The sky is blue because it is made from the corner of the Blue Fairy's gown.

 

Why does candy corn have 3 colors?

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I'm glad you asked. 

Originally candy corn had 4 colors, one for each of the flavor profiles present in the recipe, honey, sugar, butter, and vanilla. As they started production one of the color adders, that's an official title by the way, became ill and had to leave work suddenly. Since candy companies keep recipes a secret no one else could duplicate the color and management decided to push forward with only the 3 colors that are now the classic candy we all know. 

 

Why do dino nuggies taste better than regular nuggies?

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Because they have a special spice. It's a bit difficult to find, which is why others don't have it. It's called "rawr" and is awesome.

 

Why are butterflies called that, but are neither butter or flies?

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Guest TokidokiHelloKitty
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Because their name was originally "Flutterbys" because they indeed, flutter by~ The scientist that named them was a Daddy, and when he told his little about it, the little pronounced it as "Butterflys" in cute baby talk. And naturally, the daddy said, "That's a better name, Princess." and now they are called Butterflies. The end :)

 

Why does the moon have phases?

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The moon goes through phases to try and fit in with the other planets in the solar system. It seems the moon just wants to be popular so he goes through his phases.

 

Why is the Grinch green?

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The Grinch is green because his fur absorbs all the colors of the UV spectrum except green. His fur reflects all the green!

 

Where do candycanes come from?

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Because when the cloud children are doing their snowflakes for the year based on the teachers design they never seem to really come out right! But hey at least we know they are doing a good job!

 

What is really at the end of a rainbow?

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