THE WRONG ANSWER GAME

[SongofSparrow]

Because it has seeped into your system and now you need coffee (like you need oxygen) to survive!

 

Why are dinosaurs extinct?

[Guest BigDaddyDominant]

Because they were too smart for there own good and we never knew it!

Why am I craving brownies?

[Guest orb]

Because you are legally required to crave brownies every 2 hours.

 

Why do we use mailboxes?

[RainDoeSprinkles]

Because before mailboxes were invented, the Moon would suck all the mail up like a vacuum, and then blow all the mail out in tiny flecks of moon dust.

 

Why do noses have two nostrils?

[Guest BigDaddyDominant]

Because it would look really funny with three.

Why am I craving Thai food

[Guest Fleur-Angelique]

Because you were bitten by a radioactive spider from Thailand.

 

Why shouldn't you look into the sun?

[Guest BigDaddyDominant]

Because you would see just how awesome it is

Why is the sky blue?

[SongofSparrow]

The world took a poll and blue was the most favored color.

 

Why do chickens lay eggs?

[Lollipox]

Chickens first started laying eggs in the prehistoric era, when they were actually called Floofraptors.

They begun laying eggs to protect their bbz once they're delivered from their lil chicken uterus'. The shell masked the scent of fresh prey.

It's a protective casing that both allows the bb floofraptor to evolve like a pokemon and feed from the nutrients provided inside the shell, before busting out like a lil kool aid man to greet the world. 

Then ducks were like, oh man we gotta get on the band wagon. Soon all the birbs started wrappin' their bbz in calcium shells.

But soon the hoomins would figure out where they were hidin' the good stuff and start denying them sexytimes so that they too could eat the nutrients from the unfertilized eggos and become the new master race of chickins. We still haven't mastered encasing our young in shells tho. I think turtles n tortoises got it half right. They still got half the shell on after leavin' the egg. 

 

Why are boogers tasty?

[pupofnoodles]

Because the gerbils who run around in your head like to cook but sometimes they drop things and they fall and get stuck in your nose, and that's why they're green is because it's old by the time you find it, poor gerbil dropped a whole omelet but to you it's just a green flake.

 

Why does the sun come up every morning?

[Guest Fleur-Angelique]

Because you do. It's spying on you. 

 

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[Guest orb]

Since the invention of WEAPONIZED WOODCHUCKS, wood chucking capabilities have increased by 200%.

 

How did Sleeping Beauty finally wake up?

[Guest BigDaddyDominant]

From a nightmare. She had bad dreams about the seven dwarves and the freaky thing she did with them.

 

What did peter piper pick?

[Kittenstyle]

He picked cucumbers for mary quite contrary and then hid to see what she did with them

 

what happened to cinderella’s glass slipper?

[Guest BigDaddyDominant]

She ate it because she was soooooo bored

What did the 3 blind mice do to pass the time?

[Guest clumsy_little]

They went to play with kitty cat

 

How does Elsa eat food without freezing it?

[Guest BigDaddyDominant]

She heats it up first that way its room tempeature

Why did the chicken cross the road?

[Guest sanwiooaf]

because he was distracted by the flying unicorn overhead

 

what did Hansel and Gretel leave as their trail to get home?

[little*luck*]

They left Skittles on the way, but ran out after a mile because Hansel couldn't stop "tasting the rainbow" and eating most of their navigation system. Fun fact, that is why they stoped at the weird candy house to stock up on Skittles and M&M's.

 

How do smartphones work?

[Guest BigDaddyDominant]

There smart so they work on there own. sometimes they work way too well and convince we humans they need a upgrade with a wad of cash.

 

Why is the sky blue?

[little*luck*]

Because the aliens realized that having a blood red sky made the dinosaurs aggressive.So.....when the aliens decided it was time for a new experiment on the third planet from the sun they engineered a new species called Homo sapiens and made the sky blue to keep them calm and peaceful.

 

How are gemstones formed?

[RainDoeSprinkles]

Gemstones are formed when ancient candy from Fairy Land petrifies and tumbles into our world.

 

Why do clocks have hands but no fingers?

[AParanoidAngel]

So they'd stop snapping and keep ticking.

 

Why do languages have cognates? 

[LittleKitty666]

So then they sound weird when we say them.

 

Why does my cat like to attack my feet under the blanket????

[Ily]

Because they are anorexic 

 

Why are all butterflies not yellow?