THE WRONG ANSWER GAME

[Guest frozenwolf]

Because there mutants from outer space but they forgot after being here so long.

Why is really good dirt black?

[RainDoeSprinkles]

Because their Mommies and Daddies say, "Put on your fluffy coat before you go outside!"

 

Why do clocks say "Tick Tock"?

[RainDoeSprinkles]

Oh no! Why do I keep getting mixed up in this game? Sorry everybody. I try again...

[RainDoeSprinkles]

Really good dirt is black because black has all the colors of the rainbow hidden inside it!

 

Why do clocks say, "Tick Tock"?

[Guest frozenwolf]

Is otay we all get confuzzled sometimes.

Cause if the said "bing bong" people might worried

Why is wood brown?

[Ebony Fruit Bat]

Because long long ago the trees were bright and brilliant. They bragged about it to all the roses and flowers. As revenge the flowers became vampires and now sucks the color from the trees, so they can look pretty too.

 

Why do crickets chirping noises?

[Guest frozenwolf]

Because if they croaked that would be silly

 

Why do birds fly?

[Ebony Fruit Bat]

They fly because all their attempts to ski through the air lead to failure.

 

Why do we say 'ummm' between words when we talk?

[Guest frozenwolf]

Umm because umm its a ummm good habit.

Why am I hungry?

[RainDoeSprinkles]

You are hungry because the Mad Hatter forgot to serve your favorite cakes at the tea party!

 

Why do hummingbirds hum?

[SongofSparrow]

They have so many songs stuck in their head, hummingbirds can't help but to hum along to the tunes.

 

Why do dogs bark?

[Ebony Fruit Bat]

Because they tried whining as a language, but it kept calling honey badgers to their pack meetings.

 

Why do some flowers bloom at night?

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[LittleRosiePosie]

Because they want the moon to have a friend to play with!

 

Why do feathers tickle?

[SongofSparrow]

Because they were cursed years ago by an evil witch to always be ticklish to themselves and others.

 

Why is the sky blue?

[Guest frozenwolf]

Because it would look very odd if it was purple

Why are carrots orange?

[Ebony Fruit Bat]

[Guest Mr. J]

Because the people who program taste can't fit the same taste data onto the wavy chips that they use for the smooth ones.

The numbers, Mason, what do they mean?

[RainDoeSprinkles]

The numbers mean to get the house cleaned up, but they keep falling asleep.

 

Why does a ceiling fan spin?

[Guest BigDaddyDominant]

Because they would look rather ridiculous if they just flopped around on the floor

Why is are littles so hard to catch?

[Guest Fleur-Angelique]

Because we're naturally covered in grease so we can squeeze through doors to pixie castles.

 

Why shouldn't you ever say that you don't believe in fairies?

[Miracleflowers]

You'll sneeze out rainbows!

 

 

Why does the sun set?

[Guest BigDaddyDominant]

because the sun gets tired and needs to take a nap

Why does the clock go so slow?

[SoftLittl3BabyBee]

Because the little elves that push the clock hands are so tiny it takes them a long time to move them then they need to rest!

 

Why is a blanket cloak comfier than a robe?

[Unicorn499]

because the cloak can turn you invisible and the robe robs stores.

 

Why do stars twinkle in the sky?

[Guest BigDaddyDominant]

Because if they stayed solid we'd see them all day

Why do I need so much coffee?