THE WRONG ANSWER GAME

[shadowrider]

Because that would interrupt the flow of the colors and cause the colors to mingle and turn gray.

Other than for stubbing on things in the dark. Why do we have a pinky toe ?

[browneyedgirl]

Because pinkies toes are cute and everyone's feet needs a cute toe!

Why do cats meow?

[Gentleman_Daddy]

They are simply giving their pet human instructions.

How many rain drops in a rain?

[shadowrider]

9,999,999, coincidentally the same number as tears left to go according to Dickey Lee

Scientists tell us water boils at  99.97 °C (211.95 °F) under standard pressure at sea level, but at 93.4 °C (200.1 °F) at 1,905 metres (6,250 ft) altitude. Are we sure their thermometers weren't just out of calibration and therefore we have been deceived all our lives ?

[Mr. Wednesday]

I mean, we're all in on the joke, aren't we? Everyone knows that water doesn't boil, but that the combination of water and heat eventually creates surtr-hydrol. And surtr-hydrol has differing characteristics based on ambient pressure levels, thus needing more heat to make it function as we'd expect at the higher altitude you mentioned. Incidentally, this is also why we have yet to explore so much of the deeper parts of earth's seas - there's just too much surtr-hydrol at those depths We only say that water boils because some marketing team decided it would be a great way to advertise the drink boilo by doing the "water to wine" thing except make it "water to boilo" by "boiling" the water in an ad, and it became a meme.


Speaking of memes, what rhymes with orange?

[Wafflechunks]

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, also known as the fear of long words.

 

When will my dad get back with the milk?

[daisy_cat]

Dad? What Dad? Everyone knows that people are born via mitosis! Dads are just a marketing ploy the government is trying to sell you!

Off topic, but does anyone know why spiders make webs? 🕷🕸

Edited August 20, 2024 by daisy_meow

[Huggybear]

Because Halloween decorations are a huge market. Its slow work so they gotta do it though the whole year to have enough for sale. The flies that visit are there to negotiate good deals, thats why it looks like they aint even moving.

When a dragon shoots fire, where does the fire come from?

[shadowrider]

 You're gonna make me ruin the magic aren't you ? I mean literally ruin the magic. Alright if you must know. Anyone not wanting the magic spoiled stop reading. Dragons are large and easily spotted and sadly were beginning to be compared to regular lizards as they were seen sunning on boulders. Nothing too intimidating about a lizard on a rock if you ask me. So they needed a way to evoke fear back into humans and decided the best way to do that was through some amazing display that could not be explained or comprehended by the human mind. They thought and searched and finally came across the Pyro Mini Fireshooter. A small device that can be hidden away and lets you shoot fireballs. They would tuck the device in between their front teeth and use the remote to send bursts of fire to scare the humans when needed. They also found a way to modify this device making it more powerful by belching as they pressed the ignite button. As you can imagine the gas from a dragons gut is quite potent. And so the fire breathing beasts of legend were born and live on till this day.

 

Why is a cat's fur softer than a dog's ?

[daisy_cat]

It depends on the cat, really. But most of the time, cats are very vain creatures who want to look and feel their absolute best. So in the middle of the night when everyone is asleep, kitties make a trip to the cat spa! A cat can get the finest of fur treatments there. They also offer claw sharpening services, massages, and complimentary catnip cocktails! The only reason why I know this is cause my cat told me! Ask your cat and maybe they'll tell you... don't be surprised if they ignore you though! 😹

Sadly, dogs aren't allowed at the cat spa unless they have a special invitation by a fellow cat. So most dogs don't know about the wonderful treatments available for their fur. 

 

How does electricity work? ⚡️

 

Edited August 25, 2024 by daisy_meow