THE WRONG ANSWER GAME

[Kittyara207]

Cause they think rhe urinals are fountains to drink from. 

 

Why do cicadas make sooo much noise?

[ZandraMeow]

31 minutes ago, Barney048 said:

Because Zeus is lazy. 

 

Why do some men pee in the toilet when there's 10 free urinals right next to the toilet stall? 

 

Why I open my phone again... I definitely should sleep

Because some people need to improve their performance in bed, so they choose sitting on the toilet to improve their prostate health.

to Why do cicadas make sooo much noise?

Because they cry that they will never find a girlfriend

Why do some men like to stay in the restroom?

Edited March 24, 2023 by ZandraMeow

[Kittyara207]

Cause they like the atmosphere and the scent.

Why are people that shop at Walmart so strange?

[shadowrider]

Everyone inside Walmart is normal, those outside are the strange ones. 😲

Why do people in the doctor's office all look at you crazy when you cough. Aren't we there cus we're sick?

[Barney048]

Cause they think you're trying to cut in line by making a scene.

 

They say you have to go to the emergency room if your erection lasts more than 4 hours. Does health insurance cover BJs in those cases?

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Kittyara207]

Only if you your doctor has braces...

Why are there so many people in Florida?

[ZandraMeow]

I would answer that they would call the psychiatrists because someone is ill of blowing his own horn.😗

Because the flight from CA to Europe is full.

Why do some people think four minutes is four hours?

[Barney048]

49 minutes ago, Kittyara207 said:

Only if you your doctor has braces...

This feels like a personal attack on my foreskin.

 

34 minutes ago, ZandraMeow said:

Why do some people think four minutes is four hours?

Cause there's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.

 

Why do people pee in pools when there's a toilet 10 meters away?

Edited March 24, 2023 by Barney048

[ZandraMeow]

21 minutes ago, Barney048 said:

This feels like a personal attack on my foreskin.

 

Cause there's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.

 

Why do people pee in pools when there's a toilet 10 meters away?

Obviously, because this guy definitely 100% lives in the toilet.

What should be the treatment for going to the toilet too many times a day?

[beanbean]

On 3/24/2023 at 12:10 PM, Barney048 said:

Because they don't want to spend their data googling stuff, when they can ask the nearest Bozo. 

 

Why does it burn when you pee? 

Because of a bad shot of fireball most likely 

[shadowrider]

On 3/25/2023 at 3:15 PM, softbeard said:

Timetravel! When one feels the need to go, travel back in time to the last time one went and then technically you'll only ever have gone to the toilet once!

Let's answer one of the biggest unanswered questions in human history: Which of the Pink Floyd members is Pink?

On the day their manager was to set their name Floyd had a sunburn and someone joked "look at pink Floyd" and it stuck.

 

Why are hot dogs either too long or too short for the buns?

[Erasmeus71]

Because dogs come in all sizes. A German Shepherd won't fit on a small bun. 

Which comes back to my question why do sausages have different names?

[Kittyara207]

So you know what Brat is Worst/wurst Bratwurst. 

Why do sports players spank each other?

[shadowrider]

I really wanna say its because they are all kinky but I'm not sure that would be a wrong answer. I mean they wear really tight uniforms (latex suits) and have a mouthpiece (ballgag) and cup (chastity device) and cleats (spikey shoes). And they do it all in front of crowds and film crews (voyeuristic) in a stadium (playspace). They even have a referee (DM) to make sure the scene doesn't get out of hand.

I'll say they are doing that to wipe the dirt off their hands while you try and get the image of a bunch of kinksters playing sports out of your heads.

 

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

[Kittyara207]

That answer was similar to my thoughts.  They even talk about balls, and innings are scenes.  When they call a time out it's their safe words.  Lol

Hmmm.  I've tried this multiple times.  The answer is 42. The answer to the “ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything,” 

What causes hiccups?

[Rob]

On 8/25/2023 at 2:01 PM, softbeard said:

Where's Wally/Waldo?

He's in denial!

 

What do you keep in the fridge?

[cutterbup]

1 hour ago, Rob said:

He's in denial!

 

What do you keep in the fridge?

All your good memories, so they’re safe and sound. And sometimes your bedsheets when it gets too hot in the summer!

why are butterflies called butterflies ?

[Rob]

4 minutes ago, cutterbup said:

why are butterflies called butterflies ?

Butterflies are called butterflies because they were created in 1928 by Professor John Butterfly. Their creation was completely accidental, he was was working in a lab at Oxford University, attempting to find a cure for hypochondria. There was a terrible explosion after he mixed certain chemicals together and a nearby tub of margarine spontaneously turned into a butterfly. So contrary to common belief, butterflies have nothing to do with butter - it is just coincidentally the name of the accidental inventor. The margarine has never been acknowledged.

 

What are dreams made of?

[Alisolte]

3 hours ago, Rob said:

Butterflies are called butterflies because they were created in 1928 by Professor John Butterfly. Their creation was completely accidental, he was was working in a lab at Oxford University, attempting to find a cure for hypochondria. There was a terrible explosion after he mixed certain chemicals together and a nearby tub of margarine spontaneously turned into a butterfly. So contrary to common belief, butterflies have nothing to do with butter - it is just coincidentally the name of the accidental inventor. The margarine has never been acknowledged.

 

What are dreams made of?

Dreams are made from the smell on the Sandman's farts. When he puts the sand in your eyes he sometimes farts and it goes up your nose and then runs around in your head and makes your brain confused. Every dream is different because the Sandman never eats the same meal twice, so all of his farts smell different.  Scary dreams are the REALLY stinky ones.

 

 

What comes out of volcanoes? 

[Salmario]

Volcan-boogers!

Why am I here?

[Rob]

7 hours ago, Salmario said:

Why am I here?

Legend has it, you are "here" because when you were born, nobody was sure what to call you. The nurse called Carolina said "I was named after where I was born". Your parents thought that was a great idea, thus you were named "Here". 

How many wrongs do make a right?

[Salmario]

Because we are golden.

Which way is up?

[Rob]

'Up', a small hamlet in the Netherlands (population 48) is famous for being the home of the 96th fastest stroopwafel eater in the world. Which way it is depends where you are starting from. I mean, the world is round so whichever direction you go you'll get there eventually, just that some directions will take you on the more scenic route. For me, it is kind of.... that way *points vaguely*. 

 

Best way to rob a bank.

How... er... how do I clear my Google search history? Anyone?

Edited October 11, 2023 by Rob
Autocorrect water -> eater

[Salmario]

The answer is the space between the lines.

The question is: Who knows?

[SweetIsMyMiddleName]

Aliens do and they said the answer existed before the question. 
 

Why can’t you touch a rainbow?