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##1°*BeDaddy'sGoodGirl

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Answer the previous poster's question with something that is wrong - the further from true it is, the better :D

 

Then post a question of your own.

 

 

To start the game off:

 

Why doesn't a snake have legs?

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Guest Looby-Lou
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Because there wasn't enough paint for stripes.   Why do people only have two legs?

Guest Fleur-Angelique
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Because we're naturally covered in grease so we can squeeze through doors to pixie castles.   Why shouldn't you ever say that you don't believe in fairies?

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Chickens first started laying eggs in the prehistoric era, when they were actually called Floofraptors. They begun laying eggs to protect their bbz once they're delivered from their lil chicken uteru

zanderandspike Community Regular

zanderandspike

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Because the bears took them to be hairy!

 

Why do cat's have whiskers?

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Littlelilypotter123 Apprentice

Littlelilypotter123

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Because the mice stuck them on as a prank!

Why do elephants have long trunks?

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RainDoeSprinkles Experienced

RainDoeSprinkles

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Cats have whiskers so they can draw designs in the sand box.

 

Why is the sea salty?

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RainDoeSprinkles Experienced

RainDoeSprinkles

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(oops! sorry!  I made a mistake!)

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RainDoeSprinkles Experienced

RainDoeSprinkles

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Ok, I try again. 

 

Elephants have such long trunks so they can reach into mouse holes and make friends with the mice!

 

Why is the sea salty?

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redheadprincess98 Enthusiast

redheadprincess98

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Because mermaids cry a lot when a dolphin dies

 

 

 

Why are roses red?

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##1°*BeDaddy'sGoodGirl Experienced

##1°*BeDaddy'sGoodGirl

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Because violets had taken all the blue

 

Why does cold custard get a "skin" on it?

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MissPattch Mentor

MissPattch

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Cos it would look silly in a fur coat.

 

Why does rain fall down?

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Guest frozenwolf

Guest frozenwolf

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Because falling upward would be very silly

Why do dogs bark?

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Guardian_Witcher Explorer

Guardian_Witcher

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Trees offended them long ago and a magical spell gave them more bark than bite in revenge.

 

Why do the sun and moon take turns rising?

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SongofSparrow Collaborator

SongofSparrow

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The sun and moon are stuck in an eternal game of tag, with the moon constantly trying to tag the sun.

 

Why do owls hoot?

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RainDoeSprinkles Experienced

RainDoeSprinkles

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Owls hoot because they are calling out the steps to the fairie's nighttime dance.

 

Why is the sun so hot?

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Tasherz Rising Star

Tasherz

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Because it has a bad temper, ever wonder where the saying firey redhead comes from...

 

Why are we people so mean?

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RainDoeSprinkles Experienced

RainDoeSprinkles

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Because they need more hugs.

 

Why ladybugs have spots?

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Guest Looby-Lou

Guest Looby-Lou

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Because there wasn't enough paint for stripes.

 

Why do people only have two legs?

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Tasherz Rising Star

Tasherz

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Cuz we would be scary looking with more!! or have to eat like cats and dogs... No thanks yous! 

 

Why do we have 10 toes and fingers? 

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Guest Mr. J

Guest Mr. J

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Because when we're born the doctors cut off our other sets of arms and legs.

What's the difference between a taxi and an Uber?

Ebony Fruit Bat Community Regular

Ebony Fruit Bat

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Taxis gobble miles and ubers eats toes.

 

Why do our eyes have an iris?

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Guest Acenya

Guest Acenya

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The colours on iris represent our magical powers!! 

 

 

 

Why are bumblebees fluffy?

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Ebony Fruit Bat Community Regular

Ebony Fruit Bat

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Because in another life they were makeup powder puffs.

 

Why do bananas turn yellow?

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SongofSparrow Collaborator

SongofSparrow

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They turn yellow because they are happy.

 

Why are stickers sticky?

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Guest frozenwolf

Guest frozenwolf

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Because they would be harder to get off if gooey :p

 

Why is the sky blue?

Ebony Fruit Bat Community Regular

Ebony Fruit Bat

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Because they would be harder to get off if gooey :p

 

Why is the sky blue?

Because the sky and the sea are fraternal twins. The sky dyed itself blue to trick the sea animals. It was a botched dye job and now the sky remains a washed out permanent blue.

 

Why are our noses in the center of our face?

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The secret is that they used to be on the top of our head, but the unicorns didn't like it and they pushed our noses down to the middle of our faces.

 

Why don't cats come in different sizes like dogs do?

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