Guest LittleMissMissy Posted January 20, 2020 Report Posted January 20, 2020 So my love for dad jokes has brought me here to ask everyone to share for some giggles. It was an idea given to me to start this after telling my own, dad joke! Where do sheep go for haircuts? The baa-baa shop! I hope everyone shares and gets a chuckle. This is something to brighten a day when you're feeling down. So enjoy the jokes and feel free to tell a few! 2
Guest Lavendar Bunni Wubbins Posted January 20, 2020 Report Posted January 20, 2020 "Someone better call a toe-truck!" -anytime you stub a toe.
Guest frozenwolf Posted January 20, 2020 Report Posted January 20, 2020 How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
Guest Lavendar Bunni Wubbins Posted January 20, 2020 Report Posted January 20, 2020 Why don't skeletons go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with!
Guest LittleMissMissy Posted January 21, 2020 Report Posted January 21, 2020 What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 2
MissPattch Posted January 21, 2020 Report Posted January 21, 2020 What do you call an Elephant that doesn't matter? An Irrelephant >.<
Guest EllianaNarna Posted January 21, 2020 Report Posted January 21, 2020 "I have a food baby!" "Is it due tomorrow?"
DaddyCharles44 Posted January 21, 2020 Report Posted January 21, 2020 Little Miss Missy, TY for the jokes. You have a cute sense of humor
Guest LittleMissMissy Posted January 21, 2020 Report Posted January 21, 2020 (edited) Little Miss Missy, TY for the jokes. You have a cute sense of humorThankies youuuu What concert costs 45 cents? 50 cent featuring Nickleback Edited January 21, 2020 by LittleMissMissy 1
Huggybear Posted January 21, 2020 Report Posted January 21, 2020 How does a duck fart?With its butt quack! 1
Guest Lavendar Bunni Wubbins Posted January 21, 2020 Report Posted January 21, 2020 The shovel was a groundbreaking invention.
Guest LittleMissMissy Posted January 22, 2020 Report Posted January 22, 2020 hi dad jokes, i'm dad! Well tell us one then dad!
SmolAetherr Posted January 22, 2020 Report Posted January 22, 2020 ok here is another What is the least spoken language in the world? Sign language!
Guest LittleMissMissy Posted January 22, 2020 Report Posted January 22, 2020 If an English teacher is convicted of a crime and doesn't complete the sentence, is that a fragment?
SongofSparrow Posted January 22, 2020 Report Posted January 22, 2020 Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
Guest LittleMissMissy Posted January 23, 2020 Report Posted January 23, 2020 How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles. 1
SongofSparrow Posted January 24, 2020 Report Posted January 24, 2020 How does a penguin build its home? Igloos it together!
Guest LittleMissMissy Posted January 24, 2020 Report Posted January 24, 2020 Read this on my laffy taffy today. Some of the best dad jokes are on the taffy wrappers? What did the plate say to the cup? I guess dinner is on me!
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