Alternatives to swear words

[Guest Acenya]

When I'm deep in middle headspace, I don't like to hear or use swear words 

(need to go wash my mouth with soap if I do!)

I feel like it takes away the innocence of it. 

 

So, I was wondering if anyone uses more less serious/silly alternatives

to swear words that are more middle/little space friendly. 

 

I tend to use "duck" where I normally would use the obvious f-word.

[thesoftestprincess]

My favorite is snickerdoodle! But I also use son of a nutcracker from Elf as well as shucks, darn, darnit, and dang/dangit. I've also used fishsticks! I find it's easier to use words that begin with the same letter as the word you were almost gonna say!   

 

Cursing is not allowed for me so I learned how to modify pretty quickly.

[Daddyprof]

Back on the old show Battlestar Galactica in the 1970’s (the original), they used “frack,” and that always stuck with me. I also like Buddy the Elf’s “cotton headed ninnymuggins.” I also make up absurd ones, like “mother may I” if I hit my finger, or “festering toe jam” if Something really goes wrong. I very one pretty well know what I mean. And get a laugh.

[princess cotton grass]

*excuse me for the swears i'm about to use but i'm too lazy to censor it all* 

 

fuck → fudge

 

fuck → frick

 

fuck → frick-frack

 

hell → heck

 

shit → sugar

 

bitch → biscuit

 

pussy → coochie

 

pussy → kitty

[princess cotton grass]

My favorite is snickerdoodle! But I also use son of a nutcracker from Elf as well as shucks, darn, darnit, and dang/dangit. I've also used fishsticks! I find it's easier to use words that begin with the same letter as the word you were almost gonna say!   

 

Cursing is not allowed for me so I learned how to modify pretty quickly.

 

aww snickerdoodle is so cute! imma start using that   

[Guest EllianaNarna]

My irl mum says "Constantinople!" when she stubs her toe or summat, it always makes me giggle xD Edited January 6, 2020 by EllianaNarna

[Ebony Fruit Bat]

I worked really hard to stop cursing when I was younger, so I have a ton of substitutes I use in real and when I'm little.

 

If I'm upset I'll tell someone they suck rubber duckies. It isn't a substitute for any thing. And people don't seem to be offended, they're just weirded out.

 

Freaking,

 

freaking frackin!!

 

Aww pumpernickel - used when sad

 

What in the heckitty heckitty?!

 

garbage & trash are the s word

 

H.E double hockey sticks

 

Dang it, darn it, dagnabbit

 

You mollycod! - I think I heard this wrong as a child and never changed it. I usually say it when people won't let me do what I want even if what I want is a bad idea.

 

So & so is a bad name, but I got that from my mom and I'm not sure what it means. All I say is 'You so & so!!!' because that's what my mom said when I was younger.

[Ebony Fruit Bat]

Oh and a recent additions are calling people Cads instead of bastard. Because bastard is just mean.

 

And calling people chicken nuggets - this I actually picked up from my son.

[LittleTeacup]

I never started cursing, aside from a brief time in 7th grade when I first heard some words and was like "new words! " and used them for about a week before finding out they were "bad words" and resolving never to say them again. It's hard to stop it all in my head, but they absolutely will not come out of my mouth. I barely use substitutes either, but here's a few.

 

I say "oh poo" if something goes wrong. Or "poop".

I call people "clowns", "bozos", dummies", "idiots", "stupids", "buttheads", "doofuses", "meanies", "dingdongs" etc. I call objects or animals these things too sometimes, like "you stupid computer!"

And of course "ow" or "ouch" if I hurt myself.

"Oh no!"

I also just make noises when frustrated. 

 

I also love "hogwash!" and "holy cow!" but don't get to use them often.

Edited January 8, 2020 by LittleTeacup

[thesoftestprincess]

I never started cursing, aside from a brief time in 7th grade when I first heard some words and was like "new words! " and used them for about a week before finding out they were "bad words" and resolving never to say them again. It's hard to stop it all in my head, but they absolutely will not come out of my mouth. I barely use substitutes either, but here's a few.

 

I say "oh poo" if something goes wrong. Or "poop".

I call people "clowns", "bozos", dummies", "idiots", "stupids", "buttheads", "doofuses", "meanies", "dingdongs" etc. I call objects or animals these things too sometimes, like "you stupid computer!"

And of course "ow" or "ouch" if I hurt myself.

"Oh no!"

I also just make noises when frustrated. 

 

I also love "hogwash!" and "holy cow!" but don't get to use them often.

 

I love to call people dingdongs! It's one of my favorites! But i'm not really supposed to call anyone any names lol. I also like dumbdumb, too! If you like dingdong, you should try dingbat!    

Edited January 9, 2020 by thesoftestprincess

[BabyDaisy81]

Fuck is "the F bomb", eff, freaking, fire truck, fruit cake, fudge, fiddlesticks.. The only context in which fuck is acceptable is as "I want you to fuck me"..

 

Shit is poo, poop, shitaake mushrooms, sugar, crap, bum nugget, poo juice (for sick tummies).. Bullshit IS acceptable but not often to be used..

 

Piss is wee, if I have an accident it's a wet..

 

The C bomb is NEVER used and will earn me a spanking because it's the naughtiest and most vulgar word.. 

 

If my mouth gets really vulgar I get time out or a spanking.. One slip is pulled up.. Daddy isn't allowed to swear either, he has to be a good example to his belle petite fille xoxo

 

There are other words but not many because we don't swear a whole lot..