SamL Posted November 4, 2018 Report Posted November 4, 2018 Add your own! Rated G only please... Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: A fsh. Q: How do you catch a unique squirrel? A: You neek up on her. Q: How do you catch a tame squirrel? A: Tame way, you neek up on her too!
Guest Naturalselectionissexy Posted November 4, 2018 Report Posted November 4, 2018 How do you make a little smaller? Just squish her. 1
MysticSand Posted November 4, 2018 Report Posted November 4, 2018 Highly enjoy this thread already. A: Knock knock. Q: Who's there? A: Avenue Q: Avenue who? A: Avenue missed me! Throw back to Lamb Chop for whomever used to watch! 1
Kyu Posted November 5, 2018 Report Posted November 5, 2018 Two parrots are sitting on a perch. One turns to the other and asks "Do you smell fish? Have you ever tried to eat a clock? Its very time consuming.But I went back for seconds.2 fish are in a tank. 1 turns to the other and says "you man the guns, I'll drive! 2
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