Welcome to the little cafe, how little are you?

[Guest Mr. Snuggleuffagus]

In case you can't tell this forum game is based off of Spongebob's salty spittoon where Sponge has to say how tough he is to get past the bouncer. In this spin-off, you littles have to tell how much of a little you are and will be judged by the next person to reply if you gain entry in or not. Puns, jokes, hyperboles, and other forms of speech are encourage to try and get past the "bouncer." After the bouncer allows/denies entry, he must then say how much of a little he is to be judged by the next person.

 

e.g.

Person 1: I'm such a little I sleep on a mound of stuffies everynight till I sink in and nearly suffocate on cotton.

 

Person 2: Wow, you really are a little you may enter.

I'm such a little.....

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[Guest Little Otter]

I'm so a little, I ate unicorn cereal on top of ice cream for breakfast