A fun "Corrupt A Wish" game...bring out your playful, dark side

[Sleepless]

Granted! but it arrives cold and missing the cheese!

 

I wish I could be done with college already

[GlitterMonster]

Granted! Congratulations you graduated circus school but the circus isn't hiring.

 

I wish I lived in the monster inc world!

[Guest Mossy]

Granted! But you are a roach...stuck in a roach motel....

 

I wish I had the ability to time travel

[##1°*BeDaddy'sGoodGirl]

Granted!!!......but i think it is a bit broken, you just get to a space in time that you like, and want to stay at, when you get randomly transported again and again and again.....

 

I wish I had all the time in the world.....

[Guest Mossy]

Granted! But all that time in the world is spent organizing M&Ms by color and your starving....but can't eat any

 

I wish I pooped money.....

[Guest Brattylittle..]

Granted but you poop out coins and have brown rain. 

 

I wish i could eat and not gain weight

[shadowrider]

Granted, but you have no taste buds so eating is no longer enjoyable.

 

 

I wish I could join the circus and not as the clean up crew.

[MisterMandprincess]

Granted:

 

You join as the tax accountant and don't even have coloured pens!

 

I wish i was an Alicorn!

[Guest Mossy]

Granted! But you broke your leg....soooooo they are gonna have to put you down....sorry.

 

I wish I could have a spotless house that cleans itself.

[Kaiser]

Granted! But you broke your leg....soooooo they are gonna have to put you down....sorry.

 

I wish I could have a spotless house that cleans itself.

Granted, but the robots that clean your house sound like Melania Trump and Hillary Clinton.

 

I wish I had a 4 bay garage full of 1956-1969 BMW r60-r60/2 twin boxer motorbikes.

[Guest Mossy]

Granted, but the robots that clean your house sound like Melania Trump and Hillary Clinton.

 

I wish I had a 4 bay garage full of 1956-1969 BMW r60-r60/2 twin boxer motorbikes.

Granted! But you have no arms or legs....sooooo...good luck trying to ride them....

 

I wish I lived in a place that was never to hot or to cold. The perfect temp all year long.

[##1°*BeDaddy'sGoodGirl]

Granted! ....The temperature is just perfect, but the humidity is so high all day and night and you just cannot stop sweating 24/7.

 

I wish I could juggle....

[babybumble]

Granted, but you get too ambitious and try to juggle five chainsaws. It goes fine until you realize the only way to stop is to drop them, which you do. Sadly, you are fatally injured and don’t live to see another day.

 

Anyways I wish for a bag of skittles!

[Guest Mossy]

Granted! but the skittles are covered with poo...the poo of a rodent.....who is still in the bag....and is still hungry...for finger

 

I wish flowers grew out of every footprint I make when I walk.............. 

[GlitterMonster]

Granted, but the flowers do not stop growing and end up stuck in one place, as the flowers have formed a jungle around you, and theres no place left to walk.

 

I wish I glitter wouldn't make such a mess and get all over everything

[shadowrider]

Granted, all the glitter in the world is now trapped in the bottles so it can't get on anything. The bottles are also indestructible.

 

I wish I had a grilled cheese sandwich right now and could eat it before the next person ruins it ;-)

[##1°*BeDaddy'sGoodGirl]

Granted!!!.....You have the best grilled cheese sandwich in all the world......unfortunately it is trapped with all the glitter in the world inside the indestructible, un-openable bottles. Also the grilled cheese sandwich is now coated in glitter!

 

I wish I was back at a music festival, like I was last weekend......

[shadowrider]

Granted, but your hearing has gone wonky so everything sounds like the teacher from Charlie Brown.

 

 

I wish the person below me would get their wish :-)

[Guest Bunnyblossom]

Granted! But the person below me will corrupt it, so also un-granted.

 

I wish to have lava pants.

[shadowrider]

Granted, and you had 3 days to enjoy them but now they are slowing turning to ash and the wind is blowing. You might wanna get inside quickly.

 

 

I wish I could make people in traffic understand its my road and they need to move

[Guest Bunnyblossom]

I’m not phased, I’m smooth like a ken doll. Nothin’ to see.

 

Granted. They understand that the road is a shared public space, but they’re people so they don’t care and block you in anyways.

 

I wish I could shrink down to the size of a bee on demand and not be smushed by people mistakenly thinking I’m a bug.

[Daddybears PLB]

My bad!!jumped in too quick and didn't understand the game fully.

Can't delete so please just ignore! This is why i don't interact much on the forum.... i just make an idiot of myself!

 

Annnnd resume game....

Edited September 6, 2018 by Daddybears PLB

[##1°*BeDaddy'sGoodGirl]

Granted........Your carebears come to life and you all do a carebear stare.....only you you try and out stare them and you forget to blink, so your eyes completely dry out and won't ever close ever ever ever again, so you can never even go to sleep anymore, or playfully wink at anyone.

 

I wish I had rollerskates for feet.....

 

 

 

BTW....throatghosts, I think you have come up with an awesome and hilarious saying...."I'm smooth like a ken doll".....Hahaha!

Edited September 5, 2018 by #1°*BeDaddy'sGoodGirl

[Daddybears PLB]

My bad!!jumped in too quick and didn't understand the game fully.

Can't delete so please just ignore! This is why i don't interact much on the forum.... i just make an idiot of myself!

And just so you know i wasn't having a go at you.... i said it in a playful tone in my head as i typed it, it must come accross differently.

 

Annnnd resume game....

Edited September 6, 2018 by Daddybears PLB

[##1°*BeDaddy'sGoodGirl]

Thanks for granting my wish and ruining it all in one go...Sounds like no fun whatsoever!! Oh well I'll just come up with my own outcome that is fun and happy ☺

 

The game is called "Corrupt a Wish" (read the game details in my first post)....it's just a bit of fun where you can bring out your dark side and corrupt someones wish. The darker the better. Sorry you didn't like that I corrupted your wish Daddybears PLB, but that is the name of this game, its what the game is about. The more outrageous the better.

 

Please, Daddybears PLB, feel free to wreak your revenge on me by corrupting my wish.....Go for it Daddybears PLB!!!

 

Daddybears PLB: Having read your updated comment, there is no problem, I never thought you were having a go at me, all is good. I hope you understood I was just politely guiding you on the nature of the game being to corrupt someone's wish, then post your own wish for someone else to do the same. The more rediculous and outrageous the better as long as it is SFW. I like to be inclusive, and I hope you can playfully corrupt others wishes on here....including mine of course! It's fun!! I hope you will consider interacting on here, and I never thought what you put was silly. Your contributions would be welcome.

 

 

 

So, once again, to continue the game

 

I wish I had roller skates for feet.....

Edited September 11, 2018 by #1°*BeDaddy'sGoodGirl