A fun "Corrupt A Wish" game...bring out your playful, dark side

[Knoxdom]

Granted, but the mansion is run down and unlivable, and the "full staff" is 4 quarterstaffs taped together.

I wish I could teleport.

[star-strucky]

Granted, but you could only teleport to places 4 feet away from you. 

 

I wish my room magically cleaned itself

[FoxyViolet]

Granted, but your room also cleans out all the furniture and stuffies in there 

 

I wish I had a unicorn

[GlitterMonster]

Granted, but the unicorn has no idea how its magic powers work and everything keeps being set on fire.

 

I wish the day was longer than 24 hours

[Pinkegobox]

Granted every day now has a random length between 25 and 35 hours

 

I wish that I had a carpentry workshop

[Guest SenpaiPleaseNoticeMe]

Granted. Anything that is constructed from that workshop will break within a day.

 

I wish Mufasa (Simba's dad) never died.

[frostbirdie338]

Granted. Mufasa lives, simba dies.

I wish I knew every language ever created.

[GlitterMonster]

Granted, you know every language but you can't control when you speak them, so your sentences come out in a variety languages.

 

I wish I had cotton candy!

[JoJo]

Granted, but it tastes like stinky feet!

 

I wish I knew how to swim

[LittleCelticLass]

Granted, but you can only swim in fresh water, never pools or saltwater.

 

I wish I could go to Scotland.

[GlitterMonster]

Granted! But it rains the whole time.

 

I wish I had a new stuffie to cuddle.

[FoxyViolet]

Granted! But the stuffie hugs you back too - and not good hugs, rib crushing hugs

 

I wish it wasn't so damn hot!

[##1°*BeDaddy'sGoodGirl]

Granted .....you now live in the arctic circle and it is winter virtually all the time, and a polar bear is stalking after you!

 

I wish I only needed a few minutes sleep, yet feel like I had just had a full night of the best sleep ever.

[FoxyViolet]

Granted.... But work finds out about this special talent and constantly expects you to do overtime

 

I wish i could have a big cuddle

[Rob]

Granted, but it's from somebody with really bad bodily odour and they never let go, clinging to you in a sweaty embrace for the rest of eternity!

 

I wish for yummy food for me to eat and the aforementioned noms to not harm me! Haha corrupt that!

[Guest Doe-]

Granted but you may never eat yummy food again. Ha!

 

I wish I wasn’t sick anymore.

[GlitterMonster]

Granted! You are never sick but you are forced to live in a bubble.

 

I wish I had fuzzy socks

[##1°*BeDaddy'sGoodGirl]

Granted!.....they are the most gorgeous fuzzy socks in the world, but......they keep interacting with every surface you walk on, building up static electricity that constantly gives you unpleasant electric shocks.

 

I wish I could go on a picnic...

[Guest Doe-]

Granted! Buuuut an army of bugs gets into all of the food rendering it inedible, and they eat you instead.(bug bites not eating you whole.)

 

I wish my bed was comfier

[Guest Bread]

GRANTED but every time you go to sleep there is a stranger watching you sleep. 

 

I wish I wasn't lactose intolerant.

[GlitterMonster]

Granted! But you are everything else intolerant!

 

I wish I could get a new puppy!

[##1°*BeDaddy'sGoodGirl]

Granted but he is the size of a house and very slobbery.....better buy a wet suit!

 

I wish I was at the seaside....

[Ishlandishia]

The cupcake is full of human hair! Yuck...

I wish for world peace...(let's see how you corrupt this haha)

[LittleQueen2000]

Granted but the world is seperated by countries with no interaction between them

 

 

I wish my dog could live forever

Edited July 19, 2018 by LittleQueen2000

[Guest Nocent]

Granted but your you must submit and serve your new dog overlord.
I wish the pizza would arrive already

Edited July 19, 2018 by Nocent