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A fun "Corrupt A Wish" game...bring out your playful, dark side


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granted! but its actually your cg (or someone else you care about lots) and now theyre stuck as a teddy bear forever

i wish i had gelato right now (fancy icecream!)

Guest Gentleman_Daddy
Posted

granted but its 90 degress, you have 0.3 seconds to enjoy it......

I wish Mondays were fundays

  • 3 weeks later...
Posted

Granted, Mondays are now awesome, but that cost you Saturday and Sunday. Those will be replaced by Tuesday parts 2 and 3.

I wish we all had a lunchbox we could carry around that had a never ending supply of treats for all the furry and feathered friends we come across each day.

Guest Gentleman_Daddy
Posted

Granted your lunchbox exists but since you nuked my weekend, your feathered and furry friends now attack you on sight, they are as outraged as I am at your proposed 7 day work week I suppose?

I wish we had never ending sunshine and it only rained at night.

  • 3 weeks later...
Posted

Granted but it is now 120 degrees outside all day everyday and at night too as the sun also shines all night long.

I wish I could talk to animals (but not insects).

Posted

Granted, but the animals only tell you useless information.

I wish I had a infinite supply of ice cream.

Guest Gentleman_Daddy
Posted

granted, however you can only eat it with a single chopstick.

I wish i could teleport

  • 1 month later...
Posted

 Granted, you may now teleport any time, any where, as much as you like. But the government finds out and have created a new tax at the urging of the FAA. You will be tracked and charged 10 cents per mile for each trip, still cheaper than flying. You will also have to file a flight plan for each trip and have it approved before you can pop off. All in all still a win in my eyes. 

I wish I could make the government ban all the unnecessary chemicals and dyes they allow companies to put in foods so people would live happier healthier lives.

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Posted

Granted! Nothing but healthy stuff in every box! But the government also deems H2O as a chemical and now everything you will ever eat for the rest of your days will feel like the cinnamon challenge with actual cinnamon!

I wish mother nature would put humanity on a timeout and make us think what we have done.

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Posted

Granted! Mother Nature has put all us humans on time out and is giving us a stern talking to! But some humans got mouthy with her so now she's grounding us for all of eternity from Earth. :(

I wish I never got sick again and I was super healthy!

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Posted

Granted, but only when you're not little. (Sorry for corrupting it this way 😔)

I wish i breath and survive under water not matter depth/temperature/pressure.

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Posted

Granted! But like sharks you gotta keep swimming or no oxygen! Good luck sleeping buddy! Love the Pfp btw ^^.

I wish I could have met Nicola Tesla!

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Posted (edited)

Granted! You meet Mr. Tesla but the only problem is that he is a reanimated corpse! When you try talking to him, all you hear is "Raaw UrGh arrgh" and a bunch of other zombie noises! Also, he keeps looking at your brain suspiciously? It's probably nothing to be concerned about..  👀

I wish I had a free, all expenses paid vacation to Disney World!

Edited by daisy_cat
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  • 4 weeks later...
Posted

Granted but it’s during the hottest, most humid days and no characters are out and about. Ohh also the park is at max capacity and lines are all 180 minutes minimum. 
I wish I never had to pay for gas ever again !!!

Posted

Granted. But you are penalized for it and it is now illegal for you to own anything powered by gas since it's obvious that you just don't want to pay gas tax.

I wish I was sound asleep instead of surfing the net at 2am

Posted

Granted, you are sound asleep but you are surfing the net in your dreams. Constantly bouncing between ebay, craigslist, and alibaba. You are buying everything you see and watching your credit card debt escalate with every useless purchase. Sounds like a nightmare to me.

I wish I could go to any car dealer at any time and borrow a vehicle of my choice to use for a week at a time with no fees or taxes attached.

Posted

Granted but the tank can only hold enough gas to leave the lot.

I wish that i had a bag that was filled with Pennies that never ran out.

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