A fun "Corrupt A Wish" game...bring out your playful, dark side

[shadowrider]

On 11/8/2023 at 10:19 AM, SweetLu said:

Granted: But your hot coffee is always hazelnut or Baily's flavored.

I'm actually ok with hazelnut so thanks.

On 11/8/2023 at 11:31 AM, LifelessTeddy said:

I wish I could fly

Granted but you can only fly when it is storming and you are constantly doing barrel rolls.

 

I wish I had a drinking fountain that dispensed cold milk instead of water. 

[Guest Princessblushie]

Granted! The milk is always spoiled so it jiggles like jello 😂😂

i wish i could re- read my favorite books as if it’s the first time ! 

[Salmario]

Granted, but they're all missing the final chapter 

I wish I could kiss the sky!

Edited November 30, 2023 by Salmario

[SweetIsMyMiddleName]

Granted. But then you have to live a whole day as pigeon named Hendrix. 

I wish I could have the Midas touch. 

[Salmario]

Granted, but everything turns to liquid gold and runs away.

 

I wish I was a lumberjack!

[Guest Princessblushie]

Granted but turns out you’re just a roller coaster ride 🎢 

i wish i could see other people’s intentions ! 

[LifelessTeddy]

Granted, but you just see all the thoughts floating randomly in the air and you can't tell who's it is.

I wish the world and all living beings stop and only I can get to be free

[shadowrider]

Granted, but since there are so many of us we take up so much space you are constantly having to walk around our frozen shells. Also with all humans except you stopped, all the things you are accustomed to also stop existing. No more restaurants or grocery stores, no tv, internet, radio, games, nada, all gone.

 

I wish I had the ability to hear what someone was about to say before they said it so I could say it with them and watch their faces. 

[LifelessTeddy]

Granted, but since there are so many of us we take up so much space you are constantly having to walk around our frozen shells. Also with all humans except you stopped, all the things you are accustomed to also stop existing. No more restaurants or grocery stores, no tv, internet, radio, games, nada, all gone.

That's just plain evil 

[Salmario]

On 12/2/2023 at 2:04 AM, shadowrider said:

Granted, but since there are so many of us we take up so much space you are constantly having to walk around our frozen shells. Also with all humans except you stopped, all the things you are accustomed to also stop existing. No more restaurants or grocery stores, no tv, internet, radio, games, nada, all gone.

 

I wish I had the ability to hear what someone was about to say before they said it so I could say it with them and watch their faces. 

Granted, but they would pretty soon get freaked out by that and start giving you a wide berth. Before long, people would be crossing the street to avoid you and even moving home to get away from you. Eventually, you'd end up alone and talking to yourself. 🤣

 

I wish that I would never get tired and therefore have no need for sleep.

 

[Curious Leo]

Granted: If you think about the logic behind it just almost 😅 makes sense, so imagine if your wish came true to your exactly word for word.
the world stopped including all living beings except you so your free,

you didn’t say they should disappear so they stopped what they were doing exactly when they were doing it whatever that was..

hmm so then wouldnt that possibly include all the workers everywhere including on farms an restaurants an on boats and in vehicles, including anyone who works on any kind technology would suddenly stop so if you wanted something you like travel somewhere you would have to manually move around them or if you wanted produce then you would have to work on those farms unless plants are included in living things then you the earth will slowly rot and die without no plants an suddenly the earth is out of orbit since the world stopped ooh remember you also have to figure out how to run the space station incase anything in space happens since those astronauts are living out side of the planet earth with no more communication with our planet since everyone stopped except you so you have to communicate with them despite your wish since every living being on this world had stopped but since you forgot to include the people in space they are left to rely solely on you. 🤭🥸🤓

 

I wish I could grant my friends and my families wishes.

 

Edited December 16, 2023 by Curious Leo
Forgot to say granted, even though it started as just a reply to “lifelessteddy” i thought perhaps I should say granted an try to continue the thread just incase.

[Curious Leo]

To salmario:

granted but since you never get tired an never have any need for sleep suddenly all the responsibilities for anyone who has any deadlines are handed off on to you so they can sleep and since you are the only one who never has to sleep they make you work every rotation so sadly you are never free to relax

 

(hopefully that’s not to mean)

that 🙄being said hmm 🤔 I should probably not be trying to grant anyones wishes.

I wish I was a Pirate Fairy 🧚🏻‍♀️ 

[Salmario]

4 hours ago, Curious Leo said:

To salmario:

granted but since you never get tired an never have any need for sleep suddenly all the responsibilities for anyone who has any deadlines are handed off on to you so they can sleep and since you are the only one who never has to sleep they make you work every rotation so sadly you are never free to relax

 

(hopefully that’s not to mean)

that 🙄being said hmm 🤔 I should probably not be trying to grant anyones wishes.

I wish I was a Pirate Fairy 🧚🏻‍♀️ 

Oh! How cruel you are! 👹

An endless round of working 😒

That's not too mean 😊

A Pirate Fairy, uh? How did you know?

[Salmario]

 

On 12/16/2023 at 8:23 AM, Curious Leo said:

To salmario:

granted but since you never get tired an never have any need for sleep suddenly all the responsibilities for anyone who has any deadlines are handed off on to you so they can sleep and since you are the only one who never has to sleep they make you work every rotation so sadly you are never free to relax

 

(hopefully that’s not to mean)

that 🙄being said hmm 🤔 I should probably not be trying to grant anyones wishes.

I wish I was a Pirate Fairy 🧚🏻‍♀️ 

Granted, but that big old crocodile 🐊 is just going to be constantly chasing you, wanting to eat you up!

 

Wish it could be Christmas every day lol

[SweetIsMyMiddleName]

Granted. But it loses its magic and becomes like a broken record with everybody fighting in the shops, people cooking like crazy and eventually cooking nothing at all because they are too tired and there would be not enough turkeys around to feed everybody plus santa no longer exists because he and his elves were overworked and so he quit. 
 

I wish the sea was made of lemonade! 

[Salmario]

Granted, but you'd come out of the sea covered in sticky lemonade and the sand would stick to you, bugs would be attracted and bother you.

 

I wish it could be Groundhog Day again, and again, and again, and again....

[shadowrider]

Granted, it could be, but it's not. It's forever the day before groundhog day.

How evil are you really? Let's see

I wish that every time I thought about a puppy, a kid somewhere was given a puppy.

[Quirky]

2 hours ago, shadowrider said:

Granted, it could be, but it's not. It's forever the day before groundhog day.

How evil are you really? Let's see

I wish that every time I thought about a puppy, a kid somewhere was given a puppy.

Granted, but the puppies don't last: they poof pop to the next puppy thinker and rarely revisit the same person twice. 

 

I wish for rain to be magical like pink and heart puddle storms. 

 

 

[Bratty.lil.mysfyt.Navi]

Granted, though every time a heart puddle was disturbed a person would suffer heart break.

I wish I had the ability to shape shift at will

[DaddysMonkey]

Granted ! But you are no longer able to wash the beard as it is repellent to soap. You will forever had musty dirty food crumbs and random critters living in your beard :3 

 

I wish that there was a product that was exactly like its animal counter part , so I could eat fish sushi without eating real fish (no not tofu , like an actual fake fish that passes for a real fish lol)

[AlexanderWreath]

On 12/30/2023 at 1:42 PM, DaddysMonkey said:

I wish that there was a product that was exactly like its animal counter part , so I could eat fish sushi without eating real fish (no not tofu , like an actual fake fish that passes for a real fish lol)

Granted! It exists and is called "True Vegan", but in order to get the tastes and textures exactly right, there's nothing nutritional about them. If you want to live sustainably off of this diet, you'll have to take additional vitamins/supplements.

I wish that people would say what they mean, none of those pesky hidden meanings.

[Daddy_Bunny]

Granted but you will also have a thought bubble above your head so everyone knows what you are really thinking. 

[LeftyGuitar]

The above poster forgot to make a wish. I wish I had a ABDL mommy.

[shadowrider]

You trying to make it hard aren't ya

Granted, but she is super overprotective and literally stuck to you like glue. You can't go anywhere or do anything without her being right there watching and stopping you from anything even remotely dangerous or fun. She follows you everywhere and won't let you do anything for yourself because you could get hurt. No more toys that you could choke on or that might have possible sharp edges. Can't risk you drowning so only an inch of water in the tub, good luck floating toys in that. And no bubbles in the bath cus chemicals. You are also only allowed to eat healthy foods so no nuggies or mac n cheese.

I wish summer wasn't so hot and humid.

[Aikko]

Granted, but the sun will only shine when you don’t want it to. 
 

I wish I had a life sized teddy bear to snuggle right now.