A fun "Corrupt A Wish" game...bring out your playful, dark side

[Talaa]

Granted! You can be happy alone for one hour and then the remaining 23 hours you're in the middle of a party you hate with all your least favorite people 23/7.

 

I wish I can teleport.

[shadowrider]

Granted, but wherever you teleport to you land in the nearest body of water and have to make your way to dry land. Then you have to wait for your clothes to drip dry. Could be the ocean, a swamp, a huge public fountain, but you are going to be wet no matter what.  Honestly for that power I would take my chances. Just avoid places with things like gators or piranha and you should be ok.

 

I wish I could create a zero calorie, healthy, and extremely tasty snack to share with everyone.

[LeftyGuitar]

Granted, but the snack has various side-effects.

 

I wish I had a awesome looking motorcycle.

[Dino-Dolly]

Granted, but the motorcycle runs out of gas every five seconds.

 

I wish I owned a library.

[Little_Ghoul]

Granted! (Great wish btw) But owning a library is so much work you never actually have the time to read!

 

Hmm... I wish I knew what to wish for. 

[Guest Pwuppie]

Granted, but knowing what you wish for is the only thing you know... 〒▽〒

 

I wish Sanrio characters were real and Cinnamoroll was my best friend!

 

Edited: ahh I saw the fairy cottage wish was already there so in order to avoid repetition and make it more fun, I changed my wish

Edited May 29, 2022 by Pwuppie

[Knickerbockers]

[Lovely_Princess03]

Wish granted, but now instead of weeds not growing its poison Ivy 

 

 

I wish that I had a whole room filled with books 

[Sunny.ss]

Granted, you have a room filled with books but they're forbidden books and you can't touch them, if you do then you will stuck in underworld FOREVER

 

 

I wish I could read people minds!

[shadowrider]

Granted, you can now read people's minds. The problem is when you hear their thoughts you hear them in your own voice. So you are never sure if you are hearing someone else's thoughts or you are just having random thoughts throughout the day. 

 

I wish I had a small stove next to my couch so I could make hot chocolate without getting up.

[DaddysMonkey]

Granted , but you become fused to the couch. You and the couch are one. You cannot move , and now you have to live off of hot chocolate and the candies you find in the couch.

 

I wish that pigs really could fly.

[shadowrider]

If you had ever seen them when they get out of a pen you would swear they could.

Wish granted, I feel sorry for anyone walking or in a convertible though when its bathroom time. It's gonna be nasty.

 

I wish it was as easy to burn calories as it is to consume them.

[Dino-Dolly]

Granted, but now everything you eat taste burnt.

 

 I wish I had a magic wand.

[WigglyBun]

Granted, but each time you try to use it all that happens is that you sneeze.

I wish real bananas tasted as good as fake banana flavoring.

[tangible~ soul]

Granted but for each flavorful banana you eat, a monkey in Africa misses out on a meal.

I wish all fast food/restaurant food looked like the pictures.

[shadowrider]

Granted, sadly now it all tastes like the pictures too, a combination of paper, ink, and whatever else touched it.

 

I wish I had a bunch of popsicles right now.

[Harlee-qwinnie]

Granted!!  However your skin turns orange, everything you eat tastes like mango now, and your head turns into the shape of a peach, and last but not least, when you open your eyes and look upon the world, everything is now a peachy hue!  Hope you really love orange!

I wish I had someone to massage my body every day

Edited June 26, 2022 by Harlee-qwinnie

[Guest Libradaddy1980]

Granted! Except that person doesn't have hands but octopus suction cups and they constantly get stuck to your skin and you always look like you have been making out with your vacuum.

 

I wish I never had to work or worry about money again.

[Guest Princessblushie]

Granted! You are now a fish . I hope you like swimming ✨

i wish i was super cute .

[Baby Bat]

Granted! But now you're the cutest thing ever and have to listen to everyone "aawww" over you, and Instagram is flooded with videos and pics of you. 

I wish... hmmm... ooo, I wish I was really good at gardening! 

[LeftyGuitar]

Granted but all you can plant is potatos.

 

I wish I had a nice caring mommy into ABDL.

[Baby Bat]

47 minutes ago, LeftyGuitar said:

Granted but all you can plant is potatos.

 

I wish I had a nice caring mommy into ABDL.

Omfg I love potatoes soooooo.... heehee

[Ddandlittle]

I wish I could cuddle my baby girl the rest of the day but only after she showers cause my little one is exercising 

[Guest Princessblushie]

Lefty guitar granted but she takes up all your time and you can do nothing else .

 

ddand little granted but as soon as you touch her you stick together and now have to do everything as one person. 
 

i wish i had a Squishmellow 

[Ddandlittle]

1 hour ago, Princessblushie said:

Lefty guitar granted but she takes up all your time and you can do nothing else .

 

ddand little granted but as soon as you touch her you stick together and now have to do everything as one person. 
 

i wish i had a Squishmellow 

Hahaha that's good