A fun "Corrupt A Wish" game...bring out your playful, dark side

[Guest Hero_Yuri]

Granted, you receive it and then have it taken away by the actual totoro that dirties up your living space while leaving a not that says, there can only be one!

 

I wish for you to meet handsome squidward.

[SugarPetal]

Granted, but its to record his last words before he is burned at the stake.

 

 

I wish that i had all the clothes i want and they were perma-clean, comfortable and always fit.

[shadowrider]

Granted, and well played except you failed to specify the type of fabric your new wardrobe was to be made from. Everything from socks, to unmentionables, to even hats are made from a super comfy and soft but completely clear fabric known in the industry as Seeitall. It was originally designed many years ago by a designer for a casino. Everyone working with the cash had to wear it and were only allowed to wear their underwear under it. Cuts down on theft but still allowed them to have pockets to carry things they needed. It's use was discontinued when video cameras became available. 

Enjoy your new clothes and if you are going outside remember sunscreen.

 

 

I wish life were like the movies and everyone was a great singer and we could just sing our troubles away.

[Kittykat83]

Grated, but actually it all got very annoying and there were annoying police. If anyone sang for more than 5 minutes, the annoying police came along and ball gagged them. Venting did stop and everyone seemed to start feeling better, except for the select few of society who well, they enjoyed the ball gags

 

I wish I had one of those baths eg from Harry Potter and the goblet of fire, where they are huge, they are more like miniature swimming pools, you could have any colour water you wanted, lots of bubbles and the water was always a perfect temperature.

[shadowrider]

Granted, but your installer thought it was a small pool and installed it outside. Now it is inhabited by hundreds of frogs and lily pads. It is quite beautiful though as long as you don't mind sharing your bath.

 

 

I wish the weather would make up its mind and stop going from sweat to freeze back and forth.

[CollateralBeauty]

Wish granted! Mother Nature has made up her mind, and we are now starting our next ice age. I hope you like the cold! 

 

I wish I had my own library, like the library from Beauty and the Beast! 

[ellie:)]

Granted! But the books turn into plants as soon as you touch them

 

I wish I never had to wash the dishes.

[shadowrider]

Granted, you never have to wash your dishes, but you can only ever have the dishes you currently own so enjoy your meals if you can.

 

I wish I could have more animals now without having to build new pens.

[Dutch Daddy Bear]

Granted, but you would get arrested for animal cruelty.

 

I wish for everyone at least having a brain. So even if they don't use them, they will be good decoy when zombies come.

[CollateralBeauty]

Wish granted! Everyone gets a brain! But now no one has a heart. Now we are basically living as zombies with no emotions or cares. 

 

I wish I had a lush, green garden! 

[shadowrider]

Granted, everything in your garden will be green year round. All the flowers, fruits, and veggies will be green. They even taste green, kinda like grass. But it sure is a pretty shade of green.

 

 

I wish I had some graham crackers. 

[Talaa]

Granted. But your graham crackers are covered in earthworms and centipedes. Enjoy the chewy goodness! 

 

I wish I can meet my favorite fictional character. 

[Sunshine Daydream]

Granted! But they become besties with your worst enemy.

 

I wish I could wear pajamas all day.

[Lizzzy]

Granted! But they're the really itchy kind yucky!! 

 

I wish I had a big foam playmat for my playroom!

[shadowrider]

Granted, but it is so big that it is the only thing that can fit in the playroom.

 

I wish I had some fresh hot buttered popcorn.

[lunabearr]

Granted! ♡ ..but the butter they used was infused with Ghost peppers. I hope you like spicy popcorn!

 

I wish I could ride a real unicorn.

[Talaa]

Granted! But the unicorn goes 1000 miles per hour and you can't hug it or hold the reigns. Have a fun ride!

 

I wish I could slide down the rainbow.

[Kitten&Spice]

Granted!! However when you get to the bottom of the rainbow all the leprechauns capture you! They think you stole their pot of gold! Hope you don’t mind Lucky Court!

 

I wish that I had wings!

[lunabearr]

Granted! ♡ ..but oh no! Your wings are made of wax and they melt in the sun! And it’s getting everywhere >.< At least they smell like your favorite candle, at least?

 

I wish I can live in a fairy cottage in the woods!

[junebug0325]

Granted... but when you enter the fairy forest you turn invisible, and you can see the fairies, but the fairies can't see or hear you.

 

I wish I lived in a castle!

 

 

 

 

Junebug x.

[Lovely_Princess03]

Granted... But your castle is made out of candy and all the living creatures come and eat all of it 

 

 

 

I wish I had a pet bunny 

[seawayTremor]

Granted, but one pet bunny becomes twenty five and now there is a mess everywhere!

 

I wish I had a new colouring book

[Talaa]

Granted! There's your new coloring book but the specific colors/crayons are under Zeus' throne in Mt Olympus. Good luck telling him to move his bum out of the way! 

 

I wish I can eat all the peach mango pies in the world. 

[LoverEcho]

Granted, but oh no! They are all sour and there's no other flavours of pie in sight!

 

I wish I could have a gargoyle as a pet. 

[Guest DrKraves]

Granted, but it's a miniature one that only stands up to 1.1 inches tall.

I wish I could be happy alone. (Oh ho ho ho how the turn tables)

Edited April 15, 2022 by DrKraves