A fun "Corrupt A Wish" game...bring out your playful, dark side

[Kittykat83]

Granted, but their separated forever.

 

I wish I could go cliff jumping and swimming in the deep sea.

[shadowrider]

Granted, you just made an amazing jump off of a super high cliff. But you went so deep into the sea that by the time you came up it was night and the moon and stars were hidden behind super thick clouds. So you are basically bobbing in the darkness trying to figure out which way land is and you just felt something brush your foot.

Enjoy your swim.

 

I wish every time I snapped my fingers an ice cream appeared in my hand so I could go around sharing with everyone.

[DaddysMonkey]

Granted , but by the time you go around sharing it with everyone …. It’s a melted mess and people politely say “…no thank you melty ice cream man.” Now you have melted ice cream all over your hands and shoes.

 

I wish that animation frames could be transferred from my brain to the app I use so my hand isn’t cramping anymore. >:|

[Guest Peachyyxoxo]

Granted, but in order to transfer a frame you have have to do ten squats so your legs are cramping.

 

 

I wish I could go swimming every day!

Edited May 31, 2021 by Peachyyxoxo

[naifu]

okay, but when you're in the water it's always a shark wanting to eat you

 

i wish are good in math

[Guest BigDaddyDominant]

Ok your good at math but its dyslexic math, have fun making sense of the numbers

I wish it wasn't so hot out

[LeftyGuitar]

It is no longer hot out, but it is always snowing.

 

I wish there was more mommies.

[Kittykat83]

There is more mommies, but they've been programmed to only see daddies and other mammies.

 

I wish there was no Mondays.

[Guest BigDaddyDominant]

OK Mondays are now illegal  (ala Garfield). So now we have Wednesday twice. Happy double hump day

I wish I didn't have to eat such a special diet.

[Kittykat83]

You don't have to!! You can now eat anything you want..... But the only thing you do want to eat is celery (yukkkk), and that's all you eat

 

I wish it rained at night and then was either sunny and warm, cold and snowy (dependant on the season) during the day

[shadowrider]

Granted, but now the nights are 23.75 hours long. Enjoy your 15 minutes of great weather each day. 

 

I wish I could plant a garden that would feed the world including me.

[Guest Adorable-Rugrat]

Granted, but you are plagued with slugs and bugs that eat your plants before you can deliver them!

 

I wish I could be a wizard and use magic!

[Kittykat83]

You can!!! But the only magic you can do is turning your socks yellow - as that's such a sunny colour!

 

I wish I could disapparate and visit daddy at just the touch of my stuffy.

[Guest Princessblushie]

Granted ! You stuffy breaks apart every time you use it and after a while you will be stuck nowhere .

 

I wish you could fill al your needs instantly

[DaddysMonkey]

Granted , but then there is nothing left to satisfy you as you have everything. You’re now bored and have a ton of stuff that breaks easily and you’re surrounded by junk and garbage because with instant gratification there are prices to pay.

 

I wish I could plug peoples brain into my brain , like an Aux cord , so they can see themselves the way that I see them.

[Guest Princessblushie]

Granted ! You lose all your memories of a person as soon as you finish showing them how you feel .

 

I wish i could see the world

[Guest Hero_Yuri]

Granted! You are viciously beaten and tortured to death for being to awesome and as your soul departs from your body, you then catch a neat glimpse of the world before it explodes.

 

I wish to witness live an incredibly embarrassing moment of your life.

[Kittykat83]

Yes you do, I'm on the floor after doing a superman dive to the floor right in the middle of a busy train station. But that all you see, all the time. Your blind to everything else, you become dulled to the sight of me falling until your sight fades even from that scene and all you see are spots and stars dancing in front of your eyes that glitter and glow.

 

I wish i was able to sleep an extra hour every morning but it never made me late

[AlanisDaddy]

Granted. But your cupcakes are laced with weed.

 

I wish I could live forever

[Guest Princessblushie]

Granted but you age and get sick like everyone els to the point where you are now just laying in a bed unable to die or move.

 

I wish i never felt pain again,

[DaddysMonkey]

Granted , but love is pain so you will never feel love again either.

 

I wish you could refresh your brain like on a computer. F5 please !

[Guest Hero_Yuri]

Granted, but as many computers out there the moment you hit that refresh you get the brain version of the blue screen of death.

 

I wish for monkey to have a infinite supply of bananas o:

[LeftyGuitar]

Granted but the bananas have too much potassium in them.

 

I wish I had a mommy.

[Guest Hero_Yuri]

noooo monkey survive the potassium o: Also, granted, but it is a hardcore catfish who is well past 100 years old and has a crazy criminal record which you only find out about when you one day wake up tied up in a trunk, in a van, down by the river as the cat fish tells you all of this while covered in cocaine.

 

I wish for you to have a happily ever after that totally does not end horrific or just be some sort of figment of your imagination. 

[Guest deerdan]

granted, but the happy ever after happens in an alternate universe, so only the alternative version of me gets to experience it - saaaaaad

 

 

 

i wish for a massive, clean, fluffy Totoro shaped plushie to sleep on